POP! Fizz! Dozens of chilled champagne bottles are uncorked and poured into thousands of flutes. Jubilant Jungli Billis raise a toast to the beautiful, bride-to-be. Drinks flow freely and slightly inebriated fans INSIST that Madhu 2.0 open her gifts that they so lovingly purchased and wrapped.
Madhu 2.0 is a little dull but she does not wish to disappoint her fans. After all it's one big flipping celebration! She unwraps the first box and pulls out a fluffy, pink handcuff to match the blush that is now gracing her cheeks.
Madhu 2.0 (exasperated): Seriously guys? What am I supposed to do with this?
Tainar (giggles): Keep that boy tied in bed 24/7 for some (winks) bed pe kirket.
Madhu 2.0 (blushes even more): Tu bhi na. Total gutter mind!
The jungli billi fans giggle and insist she open the other gifts. Madhu 2.0 unwraps the next box and pulls out a leather whip.
Madhu 2. 0 (gasps in horror): What the...! (Blushes) You seriously think I will use...this?
Reshma : Ahaan. (Winks) Just spank that bad boy if he steps out of line.
Madhu 2.0 (shakes her head): I seriously need to order brain bleach to wash all of your gutter minds.
Without further delay, she opens the next gift to reveal a sexy, black lingerie that would make even a Victoria's Secret model blush.
Madhu 2.0 (hyperventilates): OMG...OMG...(Stutters) I can't...can't wear this in front of...HIM!
Reshma (rolls her eyes): Puhleez...don't be so missish!
Tainar: Trust us. (Winks) It'll be all worth it when you're doing it like in the Discovery channel.
Madhu 2.0 (sighs): What's the point guys? AK won't even be able to rise up to the occasion.
All the Jungli Billis (grins widely and chant): Surprise!
A well-built figure steps in from behind the doors to the loud hoots and claps from all his fan girls.
RK 2.0 (smirks): Tan-ta-dah!
Madhu 2.0 (gapes): RK?
RK 2.0 (smirks): Madhubala. Ahaan.
Hayee!
Madhu 2.0 (excited): You mean...I don't have to marry that grand...I mean that AK?
RK 2.0 (smirks): Itihaas gawah hai jab jab RK aaya, RK hi chahiye.
Hayee!
Madhu 2.0 (deliriously happy): Pati...(swats his arm) You were never one to give a direct answer. Welcome back...sweetie pie, cutie pie...raspberry pie!
All the jungli billis surround the handsome devil and resisting the temptation to tear off his clothes and have their wicked ways with him. But that does not stop them from undressing him with their eyes.
Gore gore ye chhore
RK 2.0 (uncomfortable): Biwi...please save my izzat!
Madhu 2.0 (laughs): Na-ah Pati Dev. This is a celebration. (Smirks) Enjoy girls.
His fan girls hungrily advance closer.
Gore gore ye chhore
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