Half signature wala divorce

Ok hw abt half signature wala divorce after half phero wali shadi.. 😳😆.. ..

After long time I m making faltu post so plz bear with it…. Lets lighten our mood today….

Ok… so situation is like… both RK n madhu signed that divorce papers and papers are with sultaan… to save RK's life madhu signed those papers and RK didn't knw which papers he is signing is divorce papers 😳…. Sultaan knws tht RK dsnt knw about this divorce…

RK Madhu in studio (dnt knw y thy r in studio 😆)…

RK : madhu… ab to sab kuchh thik ho gaya hai… fir bhi tum khush nai lag rahi… kya hua.. koi baat hai kya?

Madhu : nai RK.. aisa kyun soch rahe ho tum.. main bahot khush hoon…

(sultaan as usual stalking this couple.. hearing all convo of rm)

RK : achha biwi…. Ab tum mujse juth bhi bolne lagi.. mujhe nai pata tha… 4 din tumse alag rahunga to tum badal jaogi..

Madhu : nai RK.. .aisa kuchh…

RK : relax biwi… mazaak kar raha tha…. Ab batao kyaa baat hai…. Kisi ne kuchh bola…

Madhu : RK woh main…. Rk tum jante ho na… main tumhare lie kuchh bhi kar sakti hoon… main tumse bahot pyaar karti hoon…. Rk.. tum mujse kabhi nafrat to nai karoge na?? (n hugs him)

RK : ye kya bol rahi ho madhu.. main apni junglee biwi se nafrat… naaa… kabhi nai.. (in bg… hum hai deeewane plays)

Sultaan : time over…!!!...

RK is shocked to see him.. n madhu is tensed…

Sultaan : chalo madhu…. Aakhri mulaakat ka time over… chalo mere sath abhi… RK ko hamesha hamesha ke liye chhod ke…

RK : (grab sultaan's collar) khabardaar agar meri madhu ka naam apni sadakchhap zabaan se bola…. Aur tum… tum zinda ho…

Sultaan : tumhe kya laga… main itni aasan maut marunga.. main sultaan hoon.. Mumbai ka sultaan… chalo madhu… ab chalte hai..

RK : durr raho sultaan… meri madhu se…

Sultaan : ow to tumhari pyaari biwi ne tumhe abhi tak nai bola… ki usne tumhe talaak deke.. mere sath rahene ka faisla kiya hai… 😈

RK is hell shocked hearing this..

RK : kya bakwaas kar rahe ho… meri madhu kabhi mere sath aisa nai kar sakti…

Sultaan : nai kar sakti nai.. already kar diya hai.. ye dekho divorce papers.. signed by you and madhu…. RK n madhu ki love story ka the end… THE END… ho gaya…

RK looks at madhu…. She is nt luking at rk…

RK : madhu… meri ankho me dekho… bolo.. ye sab juth hai…. Tum tumhare rk ke sath kabhi aisa nai kar sakti…

Madhu : (smirk) ha patidev… main tumhare sath aisa kaise kar sakti hoon…

RK : anhaaa… my junglee biwi… 😈

Both smirks at sultaan… sultaan is shocked to see this…

RK : kyun Mr. Sadakchhap. .. kya hua… bolti band… ab tak to bahot dialogues maar rahe the… ab kya hua…. Aur ek baat… dialogues hero ko ache lagte hai… villain ko nai…

RK : tumne kya socha….. tum apne old movie types plan banaoge… n mujhe pata nai chalega…

Sultaan… still shocked…

RK : nai samje… chalo thoda detail me samjaata hoon… ye sab so called tumhare dimag ka drama… main ussi time samaj gaya tha… jab hum wo cliff pe fight kar rahe the… tumhe kya laga.. mujhe pata nai chalega… ki trigger kisne dabaya…. pure time… trigger pe hath tumhara tha.. ha uss time main soch raha tha.. tumne trigger kyun dabai…

den wow…. Woh.. goli se khoon…. Brilliant…. Again tumne mujhe underestimate kiya… tum bhul gae… aise khoon ke sath main roz khelta hoon… I mean nakli khoon se… tum bhool gae… acting meri daal chaawal roti… scotch hai… main tabhi samaj gaya tha… woh nakli khoon tha…

n den again master stroke… tum khud cliff se niche jake gire…. Bt mere dushman… tum gangster ho… actor nai… tumhe kya laga… tumhare worst actor award winning acting ko main nai janunga…. Acting karna ek art hai… to moral of the story is… every bhaskar Oscar worst actor awards have to be given to u…iss baat pe taliya to banti hai… chalo biwi… clap for Mumbai ka sultaan…

Madhu claps…

Sultaan : madhu… tum mere sath aisa kaise kar sakti ho..

continue below... 😛

Madhu : Excuse me.. … tumhare sath?? Tumhare sath to isse bhi worst hona chahiye… . tumhe kya laga… sab kuchh tumhare game plan ke hisab se chal raha tha… haaa…. Over confidence ache achhho ko le dubti hai… bt poor u… tum ye ache ke category me bhi nai aate… to tumhara fasna to banta tha hamre plan me…

Sultan : tumhara plan…

RK : allow me… to tell you everything again in detail… kya hai na sidhi baat kuchh logo ko samaj me nai aati…

To Mr. Sultaan whatever… tumhare so called game plan ke baad… mera master plan active ho gaya tha.. tumne press conference se puri duniya me ye sabit karna chaha ki tum Mohan kundra ke bte ho.. n who tumhari maa… MK ki first wife…. To ussi duniya ke samne tumhe benakab karna hi tha… see… hamare master plan se tumne khud sabit kiya ke tum MK ke bte nai n woh aurat MK ki wife nai... n tumhara khoon woh jst accident tha…

Sultan : (shouts) RK..

RK : abhi kahani baki hai mere dushman…. So shut ur mouth… to ab tumne khud sabit kar diya ki tum bte nai ho… n legally tum marr bhi chuke ho… to again tum ye maa bte wala drama start nai kar sakte… agar kiya to.. mujhe thoda bhi time nai lagega ye prove karneme ke tumne apni fake death se kaise mujhe fasane ka try kiya and tumhare sare closed cases reopen karwane bhi mujhe bahot khushi hogi…

Ab tum kuchh nai kar sakte… Sultaaan….

Sultaan : aise kaise ho sakta hia.. woh court case… fir tumpe jail me hamla…

RK : ow ha… ye to rahe hi gaya batana… see… tumhara game plan mere master plan ke samne again haar gaya… jab Mere lawyer ne bola case bahot simple hai… main jaldi bahar aa jaunga… tabhi maine mere against PP Mr. deshmukh (Soryy I forgot name of that public prosecutor ) ko hire kiya… jo tumhe laga… tumhare sath tha…

n woh jail me hamla…. To woh main meri biwi ko miss kar raha tha.. to usse milne ke liye u knw… bahar aaya tha… iss sab me maine woh sabkuchh kiya jo tum chahte the.. tumhe uss point tak leke gaya ke tumhe lage… tumhara plan successful ho raha hai…

Sultaan : RK… bt abhi bhi mere pass ek master stroke hai… ye divorce papers… jo nahi nakli hai… n tum dono ke sign bhi hai…

Madhu : nw… allow me my patidev… ha sach hai ye divorce paper asli hai… bt kya hai na tumne hi bola tha… kundra surname apne naam se hatane ke liye… n same wahi kiya hamne…. Withouth kundra surname hamne sign kiya us divorce paper…only Rishabh & Madhu… which is not our whole signature u knw… our official signature has Kundra in that… to ha… divorce paper to hai bt sign aadhi hai… court accept hi nai karega ye… means hamara divorce hua hi nai…

RK : scene bahot lamba ho raha hai biwi… chalo ab Inspector Joshi ko bulaya jae… inspector..

Insp Joshi entered..

RK : insp joshi.. leke jaiye apne mehmaan ko….

Sultaan is hell shocked… 😆

Insp Joshi : thank you RK… ab iski khatirdaari to hum karenge acche se… chalo tumhara sasuraal tumhe bula raha hai…

(insp joshi.. sultu ko leke jaata hai wanha se)

Rk : badhai ho biwi… hamara plan akhir successful ho gaya.. iska half credit tumhe bhi jaat hai… bt maine kabhi socha nai tha tum itni achhi actress hogi… kya acting ki tumne..

Madhu : kya karu… superstar RK ki biwi hoon… acchi actress to banana hi padega…

Both smiles & hugs each other… (bg music hum hai deewane)

PS : alice this is for u… my OS punishment.. …

PSS : uff… rk kitne dialogues bolta hai.. mujhe bhi is post pe bhar bhar ke dialogues likhane pade… … ab show me ye ho ya na ho… bt m happy thinking this scene… 😆