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Tohar(urs) Rashu presenting new post on DEAREST Bhai ... Rashu Ki Dhansoo Post : "murde ki jaan Khatre me " 🤣 (Sweet 16 ways to get rid of Bhai..!) 😳
NOTE : We Rashu are not responsible for any damage... Read at your own risk.. NO OFFENCE.🤡
First know what is Rashu... ?
Rashu is : Radhi + Ashu = Rashu... (H2O + SO3 = H2SO4)😈
Ashu : bhai tere pyaar me Lady bhindi bann gayi
Radhi: bhai tere pyaar me innocent angel bann gayi
Bhai is: watch bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai bhai bigad jata hai to chalu ho jata hai..!!🐷
Now sweet 16 ways to get ride of bhai.. (warning : murde ki jaan khatre me)😳🤢
1)Go to Baba Rashu and get 'Sadakchap bhagao matra' with nimbu-mirchi and tie this to your TV before you switch to colors at 8:30 😛
2)Get ready for 8:30 pm and switch to colors and then change the channel immediately when you see the MB montage. Switch to Sab TV and say. "f**k yeah Nautanki. Let me decrease your TRP, let me show you our Nautanki :P" 🤓
3)Start watching old Rishbala scenes and Vms at 8:30 PM everyday and shout "Bhad me gaya Sadakchap" 😎
4)Mute Sadakchap scenes while watching MB and play Himesh reshamiya "Jhalak Dikhlaaja ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja..."song on your PC. Now imagine sadakchap singing that song. And imagine usko potty jaana hai ... and potty nahi aa rahi hai waisa face dekh ke wo Jhalak dikh laaja ek baar aaja sing karing :P
5)Thooso 1000 bhindi rolls in sadakchap's mouth. Fir 100 retakes ke baad bhi bhule hue dialogue bhul nahi payega. 🤪
6)Cut sadakchap in small pieces, marinate those pieces in bhindi syrup for 2 nights. Cover them in 'lust for married woman' flour and Fry them in 'expressionless cooking oil'. Serve them with Hot 'Sidekick Rishbala' chutney. And Add EXPIRY DATE wala POISON in that Special Dish & chatney...
7)Call for secret meeting of Crocodiles and plan a secret attack of crocodiles on bhai. A perfect revenge for poor crocodiles whose babies died long back becoz of Bhai's badboodar presence in the pond. (But Rashu will be in JAIL for being cruel to Crocodiles :P)
8)Kidnap bhai and lock him up in one room with Rakhi Sawant, veena mallik, dolly bindra, Bobby and sunny leon ... 🥳
9)Bhai ke Character ke liye Beema karvane Bhej do..😉
10)Raaste par bhai jab chal rahe ho to uski pairo ke bich cycle thokdo 🤣
11)Jab RKBala mandir jaaye tab Mandir ke bahar Chappar chori karne bhej do... Chappal chor Bhai..😵
12)Bhai ko chess khelne sports shoes pahenke bhej do .⭐️
13)Jab Rkbala temple run 2 play kare tab Bhai ko temple run 2 me bhagne ke liye bhej do...☢️
14)Ghar pe blue film (sawariya film) dikhado bhai ko... Rk bala film ☺️
15)Say dhiskiaaooo in Bhai's ear and he will die on the spot 🤣
16)use Rashu 's idea to kill sadakchaap
How to kill sadakchaap?
Idea : mix lots of chili powder in bhai's food and serve him in his room..
after eating bhai will search for water but there is no water in home. took him near pond and then push sadakchaap in to it
now bhai will goto dry himself near fire when he reaches fire put a bomb into the fire
then admit wounded sadakchaap in icu.. then remove oxygen mast from his mouth and kill the sadakchaap 🤣 🤣 🤣
moral : dont play with Rashu they can do anything for the show..
If people give us LAAT s after reading this post We will collect those 'laat' and save them for our lovely bhai 👍🏼
With Love ❤️
Tohar Rashu...
Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
