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Note: A fun post to be taken lightly. No harm or ill feelings meant towards any real living or imaginary characters.
Bashers, please stay away. Thanks.
Today's episode's WU was like waving a red flag in front of me. Couldn't help myself.
KBBC with ST - A MBEIEJ SKIT
Kaun Banega Butchered Character -
ST is holding a meeting with MBEIEJ characters and his creative team.
ST: Hello, how are you all? Hope everyone is enjoying the TRP slide down ride. eh?
Everyone: <Enthusiastically> Yeah, yeah, oooh, I hope we neva eva hafta get off of it.
ST: Yes, yes I know the feeling. That is why I have called this meeting today to decide which character to butcher next in the show.
RK: <With all seriousness> ST, I thought I had that undisputed honor. Why can't I keep it for ever? <Other characters buzzing mutinously>
ST: <To his creative team> See, what we have created. A larger than life character. hmmm. I did not anticipate this problem initially. Anyhow. RK, everyone needs to have this chance, not just you, ok?
GH, RS: That is why we brought in Sultan. The most hated villan TV has eva witnessed. <Sultan looks proudly at everyone. Others just glare at him>
ST: Yeah, well Sultan my friend, you have enjoyed that status for last 4 months, now let me see <Madhu interupts him>
Madhu: Now it is my turn. I have been at the receiving end of RK's torture this past year. It is my turn to give it back. <gives RK a challenging look>
ST: <Soothingly> Tsk, Tsk Tsk... Madhu, dear have you not really realized that we have been butchering your character for past 4 months as well? hmmm?
Madhu: <confused look on her face> You have?
ST: Yes dear. Don't worry, you will keep playing the supporting role in this butchering but now we need another volunteer here.
GH, RS: Hmmm. How about Sikki or Bittuji? <They both look eagerly at ST while Dipali smirks>
ST: No use smirking Dipali. You are the vamp in the show, so your character was introduced as butchered. <Dipali makes a face at him> No, no I don't think they are good candidates for this particular task. It is not in them to carry it with aplomb. <Sikki and Bittuiji disappointed>
Mangesh, Munna, Patil and Rajesh: <They pipe in, in the middle> What about us Sir? We have equal right in this show to take revenge on all of these people, the way they usually treat us.
ST: <Thinking to himself> Nah...Baat kuch jaam nahi rahi hai... <Looks at Radhaji who is looking back at him placidly>
ST: How about you Radhaji. Do you feel up to it?
Radhaji: <Suddenly coming to life> Oh, who me? Really? Gosh !!! I can't believe it !! Oh, I was waiting for this for so long now. <Everyone gives her disugsted look>
ST: Shanti shanti, let's calm down shall we now? Yeah, I like this idea. Let's butcher your character for some time now and see what happens.
Madhu:<sincerely confused> Maa, why are you dancing on the spot? <Everyone else snickers>
Radhaji: <gives Madhu an annoyed look> Offo, I am not dancing Madhu. I am just trembling with excitement from head to foot. What an honor. Ooohhh. !!!!!
And so my dear MBEIEJ viewers, get ready now to see Radhaji in action !!!!!!!
Bashers, please stay away. Thanks.
Today's episode's WU was like waving a red flag in front of me. Couldn't help myself.
KBBC with ST - A MBEIEJ SKIT
Kaun Banega Butchered Character -
ST is holding a meeting with MBEIEJ characters and his creative team.
ST: Hello, how are you all? Hope everyone is enjoying the TRP slide down ride. eh?
Everyone: <Enthusiastically> Yeah, yeah, oooh, I hope we neva eva hafta get off of it.
ST: Yes, yes I know the feeling. That is why I have called this meeting today to decide which character to butcher next in the show.
RK: <With all seriousness> ST, I thought I had that undisputed honor. Why can't I keep it for ever? <Other characters buzzing mutinously>
ST: <To his creative team> See, what we have created. A larger than life character. hmmm. I did not anticipate this problem initially. Anyhow. RK, everyone needs to have this chance, not just you, ok?
GH, RS: That is why we brought in Sultan. The most hated villan TV has eva witnessed. <Sultan looks proudly at everyone. Others just glare at him>
ST: Yeah, well Sultan my friend, you have enjoyed that status for last 4 months, now let me see <Madhu interupts him>
Madhu: Now it is my turn. I have been at the receiving end of RK's torture this past year. It is my turn to give it back. <gives RK a challenging look>
ST: <Soothingly> Tsk, Tsk Tsk... Madhu, dear have you not really realized that we have been butchering your character for past 4 months as well? hmmm?
Madhu: <confused look on her face> You have?
ST: Yes dear. Don't worry, you will keep playing the supporting role in this butchering but now we need another volunteer here.
GH, RS: Hmmm. How about Sikki or Bittuji? <They both look eagerly at ST while Dipali smirks>
ST: No use smirking Dipali. You are the vamp in the show, so your character was introduced as butchered. <Dipali makes a face at him> No, no I don't think they are good candidates for this particular task. It is not in them to carry it with aplomb. <Sikki and Bittuiji disappointed>
Mangesh, Munna, Patil and Rajesh: <They pipe in, in the middle> What about us Sir? We have equal right in this show to take revenge on all of these people, the way they usually treat us.
ST: <Thinking to himself> Nah...Baat kuch jaam nahi rahi hai... <Looks at Radhaji who is looking back at him placidly>
ST: How about you Radhaji. Do you feel up to it?
Radhaji: <Suddenly coming to life> Oh, who me? Really? Gosh !!! I can't believe it !! Oh, I was waiting for this for so long now. <Everyone gives her disugsted look>
ST: Shanti shanti, let's calm down shall we now? Yeah, I like this idea. Let's butcher your character for some time now and see what happens.
Madhu:<sincerely confused> Maa, why are you dancing on the spot? <Everyone else snickers>
Radhaji: <gives Madhu an annoyed look> Offo, I am not dancing Madhu. I am just trembling with excitement from head to foot. What an honor. Ooohhh. !!!!!
And so my dear MBEIEJ viewers, get ready now to see Radhaji in action !!!!!!!
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