Fun Post: RK is a combination of SRK and SK

I am so fed up with the negativity and division (RishBala versus SulBala) in the forum. So I thought of this:

SRK: I read an interview with him and his wife. The story reminded me of dear old RK and Madhubala. In love, SRK stalked Gauri Khan till she agreed to be his girl-friend. He was possessive (never liked her in white) and crazy about her. He use to whine away when she was not around and his mother paid him once to visit her in Mumbai. Their love story has been dramatic and crazy too. RK like SRK is a self made man, witty and does not give a damn about the world. To him, his needs, his family and his friends matter just like our RK. He is crazy about his wife just like our RK.

SK: ATTITUDE. Just like SK, RK oozes it. He is an entertainer and provides sheer entertainment to the audiences just like our RK. SK is portrayed to be arrogant, childish and mad just like our RK. This dude has been possessive about all his relationships and in some touched the level of madness. He also has a heart of gold where in he cares for the unit members and his team just like our RK (RK loves Bitttuji more than anyone).

Our Madhubala is a combination of Mrs. SRK and the future Mrs. SK.