You've got mail.

Dear Mr. RK,
Hope this letter finds you in the fluffy interiors of the cloud numbered Nine. Just guessing that's where you are, especially since the raging success of your Mission: Avenge Laal-Golu-Gaal. It was a helluva interesting plan. We especially loved the overdose of flawless logic. Sweep away from the Chawl, show a chunk of chronically fake-ified love and dump back in the Chawl. Whoopie! Nothing like twisted revenge. I mean, who goes for simpler things like...Leaving that psycho father alive, allowing the ever-lecturing mother to sado-fy in the jail...Nah! BORING. Ofcourse Public Humiliation is the in-thing! Hush Hush...Nobody is tracking the websites you visit.

And as consumers we know the pain of faulty products don't we? I'm forgetting what was the trial period...6 months? Unh-uh. Hopefully you've got your refund.

We heard some whispers about your Mahaanta spilling over in this act of yours. Now, that's sooo NOT CLICHE. You stand near a window, deep in thought...and we see a glimmer of tears rimming your eyes...
Hear that? That's our hearts breaking. For your plight. For the sacrifice. For the sheer consuming nobility you possess.

Months from now, after some more episodes of passion some say and manhandling some say you'll be back tossing her around. Because Evil You is sooo fascinating, or haven't you heard? And yet again we'll have to ignore the stone-faced, stoic beauty cause we all feed on shuddery, revengy heroes. Staple Diet! *burp*

But we shall watch. Wait and watch...Cause the lower you fall, the more we love it! Chuck the female...Who cares about her (Be it Madhu, Mommy, Mom-in-law)

Now that you're "Revenge, I shall claim thee" is over with...Can we see some of the supposed blockbuster movies you are shooting for? I mean we know Qayanat. And then Qayanat 2. And then Qayanat 3. After that...??? I do hope the locales include more than the two Wickery-like Bridges you've borrowed from Salvatore Brothers and their li'l Gilbert Girl.

You are loved.
Cause Prof. Trelawney told us all that you have secretly love Madhu and are doing all this for her sake. *wipes off a tear*

Yours
I-heart-you-forever-n-ever.

PS- I'd have dumped a woman who dressed like that too. Way to go 👍🏼

NOTE: I'm strictly tawking about RK here and NOT VD!

Hopefully, we will get to see the heroines in Qaynaat 1, 2, 3...n. Is it going to be one and the same? Oh, our Heroine shall RISE by then, that was the purpose behind this Mahaanta, totally forgot.. 😛

My Tharkey LOBES .. Golu Gaal 😭

Dear Mr Rishabh,


I refuse to call you RK because I never understood the fascination with abbreviating your name. *Chuckles*, to think that anyone would want to call me SP. Doesn't sound too sexy eh?
The following letter addressed by Pallo had me cracking up against the very same window you were 'apparently' tearing up before. I refuse to believe that there were any tears. You have the conjunctivitis disease that has made your eyes sheen from the virus. Or could it be that you share a similar issue with me? Do you tear up when you eat or drink literally anything? I do 😳.

Your plan was oh-so-brilliant. That is, brilliant in simple terms. But since you kept proclaiming that it was the climax to the movie you made than let me advise you to stick with acting and leave the producing to someone else. Because in the film industry, your movie lacks the dabaang and would definitely be a flop. The infamous picking and dropping her back to the chawl sequence wasn't really classy of you. Bit downmarket if you asked me. Tsk Tsk ran out of funds to support the movie?

I so hope that you flop through till the very end of the show. You are the villain and there will be no redeeming for you. Stay evil and please end up miserable. I have envisioned you sitting on your rocking chair suffering from old age and loneliness. I have HOPED to watch you suffering as you pine for Madhu from the television screen as she walks down the red carpet, arms linked with a man worthy of her love.

Then to add onto the special dramatic effects, let the 'Hum hai dewane tere dewane' song play in the background as you whisper Madhu and cry out your grief.

Now that movie will be a hit.

Please do consider it.


Regards,

SP.
Still doesn't sound sexy.

RK ko revenge ki latt lag gayi lag gayi... zamana kahe latt yeh PERFECT lag gai... he he he.. i love RK for all he does ... and why not? he is handu... isnt he?

Lovely,witty post,

Originally posted by: -nee-

haha!!
can i say i love u for this post!!

I don't think so
One celebrity here who claims all the love. 😭

😆 Love you back sweetie!

Great post👍🏼