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Dear Dips,
Dips babe, I really love ya. I really do.
*Golmaal Hai Bhai Sab Golmaal Hai*
I love you as much as the IPKKND and Geet phans love PoorLions, sorry 4Lions, one year into their show.
But I can't believe I have to be the one to break it to you,
YOUR A FREAKIN S-L-U-T.
I mean do YOU even remember the number of chips that were dipped into you? Pun fully intended.
<-Dip and Chips
So get cho hands offa my Madhu's Man. (And secretly in my dreams my Man <3)
Or else I'm gonna have a SPICY AND ANGRY DORITO DIPPED INTO YOU AND IT WILL HURT.
Again, Pun fully intended.
So if you want to keep that angry thing outside of you HANDS OFF MA MAN. I mean Madhu's Man. TeeHee.
And there's just so many of you Dips!
There's salsa, guacamole, sour-cream, and soo many more!!
One Word.
S-L-U-T-S!!
Did you know some times chips even DOUBLE DIP!
It's True!
And RK is not a chip! He's a cracker!
AND CRACKERS DONT GET DIPPED IN DIP.
Dip is SPREAD on a cracker.
Just like you be spreading your filthy self on ma cracker. I mean Madhu's cracker.
So hands off.
In simple words.
Dips, you are a dip and RK is a cracker.
You just don't go together.
Just get over it bi-otch!
No really, here's a bridge.
NOW GET OVER IT.
Anything you guys would like to say to our lovely condiment?
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LOL!
You can tell by this post I'm hungry. Too bad I don't know how to cook lol!
I swear my mom who was sitting next me was giving me weird looks while I was looking up pictures of dip and chips LOL! I think she'll make something mexican tonight 😆!
Anyways so I've made a lot of phunny posts in the IPK Phorum time to barsao my colorphulness here lol!
But I lowed today's epi and when I came here to phangurl about it this there were so many posts about the future pukeworthy scene between Dips and my sona wala cracker 🤢.
So I had to take matter into hand,
Shweta Ishtyle!
LOL! Kay bye!!
Shweta <3
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