FQnama: between rocks and hard places - Page 2

Originally posted by: 0-SD-0

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OMG!!!

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So many highlights of the day. And I just thought the pillows were the highlight. 🤣

Originally posted by: suk19

😆 love it

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam

St Mangos:

We open in a sequence damp with what passes for suspense in MB 'verse. Malik is stumbling for words when faced with the moustachio of stern enquiry from the inspector. Superwoman Madhu comes to his rescue. They should just give her the lasso and armbands and be done with it.

In the hospital room of hotitude, RK is nursing his poor bleeding hand and being all strong and manly about it. Sigh.

Madhu is rummaging around for first -aid stuff because this isn't a hospital but merely Assasin Central. They don't have doctors or nurses around who can do such stuff.

So Madhu pulls, RK pushes, it's all v hot and grindy. And they repeat a dialogue from Madhu gash bandaging as if that was supreme poetry. It wasn't. But even that paltry offering sounds like the best of Kalidas from RK's beautiful lips. And as the camera cuts from one to the other we note that Madhu has indeed managed to tie a perfect bandage without even looking! Superwoman went to nursing school one afternoon and emerged with a degree half an hour later!

More hot gazing, more sexual tension you could cut with Shamsher's shamsheer. You see what I did there? He he

Outside, Bittu is castigating the police for their lack of brains. Pawar proves his chops by admitting that his IQ resembles that of a concussed rat. Or he would, if he could pronounce concussed. Or he's really very clever and is delivering a sermon on Bakhtinian carnivalian identity. His pronouncements hold a zen-like simplicity which one needs aeons to decipher correctly.

Bittu meanwhile is declaiming like a madman. He must have been a failed actor. Please writers, give him a back story as a failed actor? How he went for an audition and that role went to Nana Patekar, and how Bittu feels that Nana's ingnominy as an actor should have been his. please?

BTW, BBC, aka Bitty broadcasting service has already told momji at home about the attack. In an entirely avoidable scene momji asks for RIshu to be brought home. The doctor discharges (he he ) RK after three hours.

It is still a full moon night.

Rkham Asylum

RK gets home, mom checks on him ( may be that's why Rishu hates her. mo teenage boys wants a mum to be spying on him in his bedroom. Ever.) Mumji declares that everybody except Madhu is to leave him alone.

RK is sleeping and looks v hot while doing so. Madhu looks at him and cries that such incredibly sexitude is so close yet so far away. Flashbackorama happens. I think it's meant to depict that Madhu was so close to losing her husband.

She cries even louder, waking up her husband. Who looks even hotter as he looks at her crumpled face. Guh! That angle! That face! FQ melts.

Anyway, Madhu opens her eyes to see her husband looking at her. OMG nose all swollen, eyes all red, or the other way around! She turns away, horrorstruck. Now he will never remove those pesky pillows, she thinks!

Husband gives her some tissue, twisting his body at an angle that should have torn all the sutures on his chest wound. But even his sutures have become supersutures after touching him! They will not be torn from him!

He reminisces about trekking wounds, coping devices, his dad performing fatal anti-gravity yoga using his neck etc bla di bla cakes. Till he says that he does remember Madhu trying to console him the other night. Madhu looks shocked, then coy. Hurrah! Chances of pillow removal increasing exponentially!

She tries to touch him up on the pretext of taking him back to bed. But he resists. She manhandles him anyway, getting in a good line about the bloodcell coitus going on in his body. He pouts.

They sleep. Pillows remain.

precap

malik makes sweet love to Shamseer under the sheets. pads is jealous.

Originally posted by: vaani21

superb...👏😊

Did RK have his way with her already? 😲

Rocking heading!

Originally posted by: priyachand

FQ! how could u miss out on the MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER! BITTUJI!!! Ur post had just one phrase to our dear lamenting Bittuji!!! In fact today when i saw him wailing at the inspector, i could easily visuallize him as mourning n wailing wife of the victim with loose hair and teary makeup alternating between shouting at the culprit and in the next breath crying over her dead (he acts as if his chief is almost dead!) husband!!!

he makes a true wife! What did madhu other than hold hands, that too RK did! even going to siddivinayak was at her MIL's behest, not on her own. blood donation, cdn't get out, as hers was the only match. if bittuji's had matched, that man would have given all his blood for his chief. d way he looks at his chief with teary eyes, wow, he really is the first and important wife of RK! And let's not forget his sexy shirts and cute feminine walks. Madhu, other than bloodied sarees, is always in boring salwars (with dupatta draped like a grandma!)

how could u leave such a pativrata chr with just a phrase! Even pawar rated a title!!

i demand equal or more rights for bittuji!

Originally posted by: tv123456

Today FQnama was a great read! You can find humor anywhere. The size and number of "Pesky" pillows seem to be growing. RK might just decide to park a small car in place of the pillows.