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We open in a sequence damp with what passes for suspense in MB 'verse. Malik is stumbling for words when faced with the moustachio of stern enquiry from the inspector. Superwoman Madhu comes to his rescue. They should just give her the lasso and armbands and be done with it.
In the hospital room of hotitude, RK is nursing his poor bleeding hand and being all strong and manly about it. Sigh.
Madhu is rummaging around for first -aid stuff because this isn't a hospital but merely Assasin Central. They don't have doctors or nurses around who can do such stuff.
So Madhu pulls, RK pushes, it's all v hot and grindy. And they repeat a dialogue from Madhu gash bandaging as if that was supreme poetry. It wasn't. But even that paltry offering sounds like the best of Kalidas from RK's beautiful lips. And as the camera cuts from one to the other we note that Madhu has indeed managed to tie a perfect bandage without even looking! Superwoman went to nursing school one afternoon and emerged with a degree half an hour later!
More hot gazing, more sexual tension you could cut with Shamsher's shamsheer. You see what I did there? He he
Outside, Bittu is castigating the police for their lack of brains. Pawar proves his chops by admitting that his IQ resembles that of a concussed rat. Or he would, if he could pronounce concussed. Or he's really very clever and is delivering a sermon on Bakhtinian carnivalian identity. His pronouncements hold a zen-like simplicity which one needs aeons to decipher correctly.
Bittu meanwhile is declaiming like a madman. He must have been a failed actor. Please writers, give him a back story as a failed actor? How he went for an audition and that role went to Nana Patekar, and how Bittu feels that Nana's ingnominy as an actor should have been his. please?
BTW, BBC, aka Bittu Broadcasting Corporation has already told momji at home about the attack. In an entirely avoidable scene momji asks for RIshu to be brought home. The doctor discharges (he he ) RK after three hours.
It is still a full moon night.
Rkham Asylum
RK gets home, mom checks on him ( may be that's why Rishu hates her. No teenage boy wants a mum to be spying on him in his bedroom. Ever.) Mumji declares that everybody except Madhu is to leave him alone.
RK is sleeping and looks v hot while doing so. Madhu looks at him and cries that such incredibly sexitude is so close yet so far away. Flashbackorama happens. I think it's meant to depict that Madhu was so close to losing her husband.
She cries even louder, waking up her husband. Who looks even hotter as he looks at her crumpled face. Guh! That angle! That face! FQ melts.
Anyway, Madhu opens her eyes to see her husband looking at her. OMG nose all swollen, eyes all red, or the other way around! She turns away, horrorstruck. Now he will never remove those pesky pillows, she thinks!
Husband gives her some tissue, twisting his body at an angle that should have torn all the sutures on his chest wound. But even his sutures have become supersutures after touching him! They will not be torn from him!
He reminisces about trekking wounds, coping devices, his dad performing fatal anti-gravity yoga using his neck etc bla di bla cakes. Till he says that he does remember Madhu trying to console him the other night. Madhu looks shocked, then coy. Hurrah! Chances of pillow removal increasing exponentially!
She tries to touch him up on the pretext of taking him back to bed. But he resists. She manhandles him anyway, getting in a good line about the bloodcell coitus going on in his body. He pouts.
They sleep. Pillows remain.
precap
malik makes sweet love to Shamseer under the sheets. pads is jealous.
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