Hello every1... RK n BV playing TRUTH N DARE

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BadtameezBrat

@BadtameezBrat

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Posted: 12 years ago

Okie... hello my dear MBians...

I am Prish... huge fan of Vivu... n also fan of the indian telly diva DD... Bt as I m very much straight like Jalebi... m little more fan of the great handsome hunk THE VIVIAN DSENA...

Ok so after my intro let me add something else ... else u ppl will write only "welcome" in my post' 😆😆

Sorry friends thodi lambi post hai.. bt i m sure, u ll like it.. dnt miss the part whr madhu gives galiya to dipz in Jab we met style...😉

Ok so ... As per given story line at present.. it is predictable that Ganpatti Pooja will be going on n may underworld will attack RK'

So just assume that RK got shot aur usne khatiya pakad li hai ... aur lete lete bhi sabki BBB kar raha hai ...

RK : main bore ho raha hoon BV (its BIWI not balika vadhu 🤣) ... entertain karo mujhe...

BV: entertain aur main???? 😲...entertain ki dookan muje entertain karne ko bol raha hai... aho bhagya hamare...

chalo antakshari khelte hai... she starts... BAITHE BAITHE KYA KARE.. KARNA HAI KUCHHA KAAM...

RK: BV... BV... main bore ho raha hoon ... Tum nai ... RK ke style ka game khelo ... ammm ... lets play TRUTH N DARE...

BV: truth ... great ... Vahi khelte hai ... (chalo bachhu.. aaj hath me aaya hai ... RAAZ-5 kya RAAZ-550 bhi khulwaoongi tere) ... OK par hum do hi khel rahe hai to thoda change karte ahi' truth or dare option.. jo dega wohi decide karega...

RK : ok BV ... anything 4 u...

BV: ammm ... RK ye batao ... tumhari kitni ... ammm.. I mean.. .kitni girl... Wwoh' woh...

RK : are BV tum to woh woh me hi ruk gai...

BV: tumhari koi girl friend hai ya thi???...

Ye puchhne ke baad BV ki phat jati hia..😆😆

BV: dekho RK.. ye game tumne bola tha ... mujhe ku6 mat bolna.. abhi tumhe ans dena padega ... bla bla bla ... (bolti hi jati hia ... )

RK: shut up BV ... let me count ... Kanha tha main ... ginti bhula di ... . 25... 34 ... 49 ... 81 ... 129...

BV: (as usual muh khulla ho jata hia uska) owww... Kitne besharm ho tum RK... muh chade pipe kanhi ke (I dnt knw the meaning of muh chada pipa ... Bt I have seen poco use this many times ... so chori kar liya ... 😳).. mujhe nai janna ... achha ye batao kya tumne ding dong kiya kisi ke sath ... (again chori kiya ding dong line from ashu ... 😳) (yaar ... bahot chori kar rahi hoon main aaj... 😉)

RK: BV tumne bataya nai mujhe ki hum KBC khel rahe hai...

BV: KBC????

RK: tum hi question kare ja rahi ho... agar pata na ho to bata doon... truth n dare me one by one turn hota hia... . So now my turn...

BV: ha ha thik hai... mera bhi no. aayega...

RK: shut up BV!!... ok BV.. koi song pe dance karke mujhe entertain karo... Truth to dene se raha... kitin boring life hai tumhari... chalo chalo BV... dance karo...

BV starts dancing...

Daayen lage kabhi baayen lage

Naino ki bullet dil pe dhaayn lage

Raja aayi helicopter pe chadhke jawaani

Kuddi parachute bina karke man-maani

Teri Banned Jawani

Nahi chahiye mujhko teri second hand Jawani

RK : oh really' u dnt want my 2nd hand jawani!!!... tum kya jano BV(baboo).. meri kitni diwaniyaaa hia...

BV:

Oh raja.. hogi gadhi jo bhi hogi teri deewani

Jitna kaminaa tu, main utni sayaani

Oh ja ja radio pe teri mashhoor kahaani

Duniya sunegi ab yeh aakashwani

BV sees dudhhu bhabhi with her famous dudh ka katora 😡😡😆 ...

BV to RK :

Teri Banned Jawani Oh Teri Banned Jawani

Haan haan chahiye mujhko teri

Second Hand Jawani

Duddhu Bhabhi : oh... yanha to koi game khela ja raha hia...

RK: BV.. now ur turn... u were asking me about dinggg do... ...

BV: nai RK... Woh to main aise hi... (aur ishare se chuup hone ko bol ti hia... )

RK: forget it... now ur turn is gone... now my turn again... BVVV... abhi BHABHIJI bhi aa gai hai aur sirf hum do khele achha nai lagta... unko bhi shamil karte hai isme.. kyun BV...

Duddhu Bhabhi: (in excitement)... Ha ha chalo bolo kya dare hai...

BV: (chup kar chudail... tu ruk tera ek din band main bajauoongi... )... Ha bolo RK...

RK: ha to dance to ho gaya... ab thoda dialog bazi ho jaye... main ek scene deta hoon... tumne woh movie dekhi hia na... JAB WE MET...

BV: ha to...

RK: to usme Bebo jo gali de rahi hia... uske bf ko' woh scene karo... o... o... par yanha bf to hai nai... ek kaam karo BHABHI JI ko BF samjo n gali do...

BV: kya!!! ( ab dekh chudail... Tu to gai aaj... )

Dudhhu Bhabhi : 😲😭

RK: hurry up BV... dnt waste my time..

BV: bhabhi ji... .

vo main khe rhi thi... .Kamini...

RK: socho mat... bolo... aur bolo... (like shahid's style)

chudail... daayan...

RK: good... aur bolo...

tune kya socha tha..tu mujhe kuchha bhi bolegi aur main maan lungi...

tharky hogi tu kamini...

keede padenge tujhe..

kutte ki maut maregi..

aur marne k baad b hamesha hamesha ke liye nark ki aag me jalegi..

teri maa ki..🤬 🤬

Ok ab meri post is over.... Ha mujhe pata hia.. gutter mind woh hug wala scene hi soch rahe honge ... for RK n BV... 😆😆

sorry agar same type ki post kisi ne banai ho to 😡.. maine kabhi read nai ki...

Ha... to bas aaj ke liye itna bahot hai... 😊

This is my 1^st attempt' hope I ll get at least 2 to 3 comments... else mera kachra ho jaega... Aur phir kya mooh leke kisi aur ke post pe comment karne jaoongi... 🤣🤣

To bidu log... aap bhi apne truth n dare for RK n BV add kar sakte ho... If u wish I ll add it in my post also...

🤗🤗

PS : ... oh i m newbie... n my todays quota is over.. i.e. 10 comments/day..😭... so cant reply today... thank u 4 liking my post... m reading all comments.. if u like this post plz do comments... i ll reply soon...

Thank u!!! 😊😛

Edited by prishiya - 12 years ago