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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: chitra_rao

But rather than take up the invitation, husband tries hard to TIE UP the errant string. While not touching her ( girl cooties) and not looking at sexy back. Madhu even tries some sexy undulations of lambent flesh, but Vishvamitra RK is unmoved. Madhy curses her luck. RK covers said flesh with the sari. Madhu curses again, on the inside.


🤣🤣Rk the Vishvamitra and Madhu the seductive Menka, never once have I thought that i would see rishbala in this context 😆

Nice post FQ👏.Was lol while reading it





Am glad you liked. Come back for more mythology molesting tomorrow!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Monami_50

Awsm post.RK The vishvamitra...lol...too gud.BIWI was just luking 4 opportunities to be carried by her sexy hubby

Wasn't she just?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hi FQ,


loved your funny POV about today's epi👍🏼...so, rk was using madhu to exercise 😡 he is so sexy umm sorry hormonal mistake😉😳😆 what i mean so evil, misusing poor madhu and not even in proper way...i would seriously like him to ...(fill in the blank yourself😉😆)

RK is telling ' Madhubala' ( fangirls explode) that he found his dad dead and had to light the pyre the same evening. Obviously CSI Bombay did not arrive on the scene on time to follow, you know, proper procedure for a death under suspicious circumstances. Nous sommes en Inde, people. (you answered your own question, i guess rishab was too young to think about postmortem and if something fishy had happened *hint kuko ji* someone must have bribed the police force🤔)

did you saw the way bittu ji checked out rk before leaving?😲

Husband says, and we meet our friend clunky plot device once again, that his car is slightly far away from the studio. Because, of course, he wanted to take a nice walk in the storm when he came looking for her yesterday. As one does.

( i think area was muddy due to rainfall)

i am feeling scared that madhu is getting herself into BIG trouble for thinking that rk is nice guy, after dance sequence it is obvious that when he is angry, he can do anything without caring who is on the receiving end and all this softness was because of his father...poor madhu

Edited by Neelum.drashti - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#34
I am going to draw RK's army of cyber men like bouncers.
Edited by Foucaults-qalam - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam


Gotcha! Have rigged up cushions in bedroom to practice.

cushion the cushions...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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FQ, you are a star! Thanks for writing this.

Seventies blanket is hooked up again. Wife changes, and husband sees that her blouse string has come undone. Sly, Madhu! Still trying despite the cluelessness of husband.



Maybe the husband would've gotten a clue if the blanket had come undone. Since this is a G-rated forum, I shall desist. But you get the picture.

@ girl cooties - 😆

sexy undulations of lambent flesh, but Vishvamitra RK is unmoved.

And once again, you leave me with no choice but to 🤣. I hate you. Hmph

Husband says, and we meet our friend clunky plot device once again, that his car is slightly far away from the studio. Because, of course, he wanted to take a nice walk in the storm when he came looking for her yesterday. As one does.



FQ, FQ... Poor man had to swim to the studio yesterday. Mumbai was flooded, remember? Don't pick on RK incessantly 😛 What is that I hear? How did his clothes dry by the time he reached Madhu? Er... have you looked at the man? I'm surprised his clothes hadn't burned to ashes yesterday... Hmmm, that would've been interesting 😃 *G-rated, g-rated, g-rated*

Steady on, Madhu! I don't think weights are supposed to cling to their lifters like a baby sloth trying to strangle its mom deep in the Amazon rainforest.



Awesome! 😃

Outside, some enterprising soul has informed the country's media, and they gather in force to see RK's new gym regime.



The media on this show take 'ubiquitous' to a whole new dimension, honestly!

She doesn't let any opportunity pass to cop a feel. And let us all admit freely while we're at it, that neither would we. We encourage honesty on this forum.



I wouldn't allow false pride to get in the way of being held by a man like RK. That's honesty for you...

Madhu literally moves to defend him ( limp gone) and drops the INHONE bomb. RK looks hot. Sorry, I meant he looks adorably confused. Hot is his default state, so take that as a given.



Aye-ji, o-ji, lo-ji, suniye-ji... errr, I'm thinking of ways to make RK replicate that expression. Then I shall find a way to meet him. What will happen then is no concern of anybody else... Muahaha

RK carries his wife and says a whole bunch of dialogue about husband and wife spending a night together. Madhu is not listening, and she's not getting down either. Get a clue, RK!



Oh please. She was all ears! And eyes... If RK doesn't get a clue soon, Madhu is going to combust. And who can blame her, is all I have to say.

A hideously made up woman introduces herself as the daughter in law of the house. Hello, sikky's wife!



You forget the horrid fake Brit-accent. We have just arrived from London, after all. Even if we were just there on a short vacation.
Edited by bhoomi.s - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#37
I pm'd you but you beat me to this post!

Lovely breakdown. Thanks for such a thorough read. It makes FQ feel quite elated.

I may have conceded your point re car if we had not seen a perfectly clear studio forecourt in today's episode, where milled the media hordes.

There was horrid fake brit accent? I don't have an ear for british accents because my ears are neuteralised to it. Or i suspect my youtube clip didn't show me the fag-end of the episode.

Where in the wold are you? I am in Londres.

Edited by Foucaults-qalam - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: Foucaults-qalam

I may have conceded your point re car if we had not seen a perfectly clear studio forecourt in today's episode, where milled the media hordes.



Oh was that where the media were? I didn't notice. My eyes were occupied elsewhere... Come to think of it, why couldn't someone drive the car to the studio door for them? Silly.

There was horrid fake brit accent? I don't have an ear for british accents because my ears are neuteralised to it. Or i suspect my youtube clip didn't show me the fag-end of the episode.



Well, I'm assuming she meant for it to sound faintly Brit, though, let me assure you, it most certainly was not. Or I might've been mistaken. I was too horrified by the sight of her lipstick to focus on what exactly she was saying.


I'm in India.

p.s. Kindly ignore the commas littering my replies. I just can't help it... I'm a bit of a punctuation-freak. Lynne Truss would be proud. The day I take to putting semi-colons and colons in, however, feel free to flame me.
Edited by bhoomi.s - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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LOL girl !
Post ho to aise!! Along withthe WU get a healthy does of Gym 101s and some romance ke nuskes. !!
Love reading ya !
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Neelum.drashti

Hi FQ,



loved your funny POV about today's epi👍🏼...so, rk was using madhu to exercise 😡 he is so sexy umm sorry hormonal mistake😉😳😆 what i mean so evil, misusing poor madhu and not even in proper way...i would seriously like him to ...(fill in the blank yourself😉😆)

RK is telling ' Madhubala' ( fangirls explode) that he found his dad dead and had to light the pyre the same evening. Obviously CSI Bombay did not arrive on the scene on time to follow, you know, proper procedure for a death under suspicious circumstances. Nous sommes en Inde, people. (you answered your own question, i guess rishab was too young to think about postmortem and if something fishy had happened *hint kuko ji* someone must have bribed the police force🤔)

did you saw the way bittu ji checked out rk before leaving?😲

Husband says, and we meet our friend clunky plot device once again, that his car is slightly far away from the studio. Because, of course, he wanted to take a nice walk in the storm when he came looking for her yesterday. As one does.

( i think area was muddy due to rainfall)

i am feeling scared that madhu is getting herself into BIG trouble for thinking that rk is nice guy, after dance sequence it is obvious that when he is angry, he can do anything without caring who is on the receiving end and all this softness was because of his father...poor madhu


Thanks! Oh yes, i gleefully expect our heroine to get her heart stubbed. Painfully!

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