Palangtodhs II- The Kutta Gang & Halkat Jawaan Items.
Hello!🤣
And we are back with the second edition of Palangtodh Series😉 ' for the cranky Kutte Log😡 and the snooty Halkat Jawaan Itemlogs. So, let's see what the two forces did this week.
Kutte Log.
1. Shedevil ko finally realize ho gayaa hai ki uskaa jeevan kutton aur Rishbala ke beech nahiin, college ki degree mein safal hogaa. Isliye wo forum ko tyaag ke youth par essays chhaap rahi hai. But, but , but! Never doubt her Vivian Dsena/ Rishabh Kundra phangirlyness ' aaj bhi har post mein crybabies ki bajaa daalti hai. And she has joined Farah's school of thought ' hoping that Rishabh and Maddy will todhofy palangs sooner or later.
2. Nishi. Singh ka "Rishabh Maddy ke liye kucch feel nahiin kartaa aur Maddy basically ek cocaine shot hai uske liye" aandolan full on jaari hai. Aur koi zaraa Vivian Dsena ki bajaa ke to dekho, Nishi and gang unke kapde phaad ke ribbons banaa dete hain. Aur jo time bacch jaata hai, wo Nishi Life OK ko deti hai.
3. Carisma continues with her blockbuster phaadu performance in the forum by making awesome blossom VMs. Lekin twist wo nahiin hai! Twist hai uskaa Dsena puttar se atoot prem aur uskaa dedication Manmohan Singhji jo bhi complex de sakta hai Sonia Gandhiji kef et ko pedicure karne ke maamle mein. And not to forget the dhamaaka post she wrote on Vahbbizji. Sunaa hai abb to Sallu darling bhi wo post padhke Vahbizzji ko salaam thokk rahaa hai.
4. Chakku Chudail abb ek non-paying guest hai iss forum mein. Padhaai ne uski aisi lagaayi hai ki wo maasoom jaan apna kuttapann bhool chuki hai aura abb uski jaan pe bann aayi hai. Apni hariyaali ki dukaan lekar abb wo sirf SBS/SBB/E24 updates denne aati hai. Forum aur Rishbala gaye kadhaai mein , aur Chakku apna item number karne gayi padhaai mein.
5. Heart_Breaker ka tharkeypanaa apne all time high pe pahonch chukka hai. Last heard , he is charming the Halkat Jawaan items these days ' apnaa kameenapann lekar wahaan pahonch jaata hai , aankhein sektaa hai aur waapis chalaa jaata hai. But his talents do not end here! Sunaa hai he has got a new name for Drashti Dhami's surf excel waali white back ' "Khidki".
6. Vivoash aajkal emotions aur college ke roller coaster mein hopping and skipping kar rahi hai. Apparently, use Shedevil and Coeurpschyofarah ne backstabbing aur 'dal badloo giri' ke liye accuse aur abuse karke use kutta gang se desh nikaala de diyaa hai.
7. TrueKash ki aalasgiri ka koi end nahiin hai. She claims to read posts but only gives ROFL icons . Isse badaa jhootha daant phaadne waala insaan poore Kutta Gang mein nahiin hai. But she has an amazing talent of giving logic to pyaar and jazbaat ' lekin wo kehti hai ki ye uska talent nahiin , usske dimaag ka short circuit hai.
8. Couerpsychofarah was low on forum activity this week. Last heard , she is applying for a bank loan to open a drool factory but the bankers are asking for logic in her project. So, she is calling up and sending tickets to Vivian Dsena so that he flies to be with her in France and she can show drooling in action to the bankers.
Rest of the Kutta Gang didn't do any naam-kamaane-laayak kaam this week on IF. Naalyaak kahiin ke. 😡
Halkat Jawaan Items😉
1. These snobbish snooty nakchaddi sarfiri high-heeled ladies have stopped their kitty party this week. Apne designer handbags, darling husbands and boyfriends, apne Pradas ko chhodke abb inhone jungle mein jaakar chudailgiri practice karne ka faislaa kiya hai. Since , they will be wearing black robes , black eyeliners only, whatever they own is up for sale.
2. Mymagic3 has shown considerable improvement in gaali-attyaachar. Unki bhaasha classy se trashy ho gayi hai aur wo ab theblackjaguar ki ghateeya aukaat ke competition mein aakar khadee ho gayeen hain. Jald hi wo papeete aur tarbooz ke beej par ek thesis likhegi aur kelaa award paayengi.
3. Sasiji aajkal attitude queen bann gayeen hain.Unhone decide kiyaa hai ki wo MB ke episodes ko boycott kar dengi but even then , apni pataakha shakal lekar chali aati hain aur iss show ke DOP , lightmen aur cameramen ki bajaati hain.
4. Shahi has shown dhamaakedaar improvement and given the complaint box crown to Sasi. She is as happy as a khilaa hua kharbooja these days and it's a pity that the forum is devoid of her palanghtodh writing.
5. The Halkat Jawaan items are turning into an elite biatch gang jahaan ye PM-PM khelte hain, poore IF ke threads ko stalk karte hain aur ek bahot hi handsome ladke ki jo peacock feathers lagaata hai , uski morni ke saath khoob bajaate hain.
6. Their latest interest is SRK-Gauri-Priyanka-Meher-Arjun gossip essay. Kiskaa affair kiske saath hai, innse better koi nahiin jaanta.
7. Isadora ek kaatil frustrated employee ban chuki hai jo apne boss ki gaadiyaan udaati hai aur use jalti hui coffee ke drum mein daalkar maar denaa chaahti hai. Don't go by her poetic innocence ' ye ek bahot badii khunkhaar jaanwar hai.
8. Manonids ka sense of humour kucch zyaada hi deepwater snorkeling kar rahaa hai. Apni hi fellow kitty party waaliyon ki insult karti hai aur upar se attitude aisaa ki Rishabh Kundra bhi iske aage apni garden kaat ke rakh detaa hai.
Baaki HJI ne aisaa koi naam waala kama kiyaa nahiin ki hum unnhe yahaan badnaam karein.
So, until next week, its Adioz , dahlings!
Please feel free to bash me and both the gangs.Yahaan waise bhi sabki izzat utari hui hai.
Love and luck always to all,❤️
God bless everyone. 🤗
