This is a poem that was requested quite a while ago by Maz, Sistu and Mru. It is about Prithvi and his idiosyncrasies like his earring OCD, leaving early before Damzie wakes up etc. I finished it last night and thought I would put it up. Maz, Sistu and Mru - Thanks guys for inspiring this poem.
Today I tell a tale of lore
A story with twists galore
A story about a king and his queen ๐ณ
And everything that happened in between. ๐ณ
Queenie had a favorite horse Toofan was its name
A horse with a wild streak that none could really tame ๐ฒ
Toofan had a real bad temper
Kingie showed the horse who was master ๐
Toofan fell in love with Kingie so deeply
He would do Kingie's bidding obediently
Toofan hated Queenie with a vengeance ๐ก
Tried to take her out at every chance ๐ฒ
Many a time did Queenie's life Kingie save ๐ณ
Eventually her heart to him Queenie gave โบ๏ธ
Kingie and Queenie concentrated on each other โบ๏ธ
We haven't seen Toofi with Kingie in forever. ๐ญ
Kingie to her favorite restaurant did Queenie take ๐
The owners invited them to stay for some cake ๐ณ
For them to dance they extended an invitation
Kingie could not withstand the temptation ๐ณ
To dance, he swept Queenie into his arms โบ๏ธ
Both sizzled enough to set off fire alarms โบ๏ธ
We expected a beautiful dance - classy and clean
What we got was dubbed the grasshopper routine.
Kingie and Queenie found each other a major distraction ๐ณ
But that idiotic maksad was a huge complication ๐ก
Between 2 stubborn people who would not concede ๐ณ
They were crazily attracted to each other indeed โบ๏ธ
It became a regular affair, let not pretend
For Kingie to get hurt and Queenie to him attend ๐ณ
Prithvi Saxena did not so much ask her out for a date ๐
Him possibly proposing marriage to her, well now that takes the cake. ๐คฃ
This fellow was not going to make his move until kingdom come ๐คฃ
So Ila decided to do something to unite them.
Calling Kingie - will you marry Queenie she enquired ๐ณ
Kingie agreed, but said Queenie's consent was really required. ๐ณ
Their wedding night was spent wide awake
Avni decided to try to her own life take ๐ฒ
Kingie dear was just so tired ๐ณ
To queenie's bedroom he retired ๐ณ
Queenie came in to find Kingie slumbering away ๐ณ
She figured he had just had a very long day
Her head on his chest, she fell asleep โบ๏ธ
After all kingie was hers to keep ๐ณ
Next morning and every single one after
Kingie seemed in a hurry to scamper ๐ฒ
As queenie lay sleeping peacefully
Kingie would sneak out oh so silently ๐ฒ
Kingie, you idiot, would it have killed you to have stayed a while ๐ก
Woken her up and said "Good morning darling" with a smile. โบ๏ธ
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To stare at Queenie, Kingie does have this propensity ๐ณ
He looks at her with great intensity.โบ๏ธ
Our kingie is bugged by quite a few things
But none more so than our queenie's earrings ๐คฃ
The angriest stares for them he does reserve ๐คฃ
Come on pal, what did that poor earring do to this deserve ๐คฃ
You eye it like it did you great personal harm ๐คฃ
Oh my, but that is just one more facet of your charm. ๐ณ
Now queenie and kingie are torn apart ๐ญ
Both the poor dears have a broken heart ๐ญ
That stupid maksad plan is totally to blame ๐ก
That whole idea was so incredibly lame ๐ก
Kingie's actions did Queenie's wrath earn ๐ก
For queenie's sake he did toofan spurn ๐
Kingie dear you reap what you sow ๐
Now you got nowhere to go
He must try to win his queenie back ๐
To bring their love story back on track ๐
In this quagmire of love he is really stuck ๐
Let us wish him all the best of luck.๐๐ผ
Winning the queen is no cakewalk ๐ฒ
You cannot do it with just empty talk ๐
Your deeds have to prove that you are worthy of her trust
You got to do more than just be penitent and express regret
Woo the queen in style this time, show her you really care ๐ณ
Time you learned to be a good husband, time you learned to share ๐ณ
Share your deepest thoughts with her and you will not repent ๐ณ
All that time you wasted just imagine how you could have spent ๐ก
Your sincerity and protectiveness are what attracted her to you ๐ณ
So show her that you love her and that you will always remain true ๐ณ
This time court her like you mean it and do it in royal style ๐ณ
Come on man you can do it, just go the extra mile.๐ณ
Queenie is angry but will not be forever ๐ณ
She knows you both belong together ๐ณ
Deep in her heart she knows she loves you too ๐ณ
Just give her reason to believe in you ๐ณ
Then, into the sunset you will walk ๐ณ
Hand in hand and never look back. ๐ณ
~Jhanavi
EDIT
Originally posted by diya86
Jhan!!
Please please please promise me that you'll write a celebratory poem when love is in the air! Chalo promise karo... lolz Check this out Diya - my pledge ๐I swear ๐
I solemnly swear ๐
On Pri's hair ๐ณ
and on his camouflage shirt that I hate ๐ก
and that Ghajini suit that I love to berate ๐ก
That I will write a poem to celebrate ๐
their whole love affair ๐ณ
~Jhanavi
Diya babe - now you got witnesses too ๐ ๐ ๐
EDIT 2
Poem from Diya
Oh I LOVE that pledge!!!!
Just one more thing -Do you Jhan, poetess of great wit,
promise to hate that abomination we call 'IT'
and write a poem cursing him to hell
when he comes ringing GM's doorbellTell me you'll vent your anger and mine
with words that rhyme, and in verse divine
this one promise will really be good for my nerves
cos I'll know that Inderetta'll get what he deserves~ Diya