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amail1601

@amail1601

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Posted: 18 years ago

#21

Welcome back...(jitne kal ke torture se poore tarah ghaayal nahin hue😉)..aaj ki mehfil hogi aur bhi zabardast😊(shaayad😕), aur aur bhi short(shukar manaao😆, torture kam hoga)..

Hmmmm...aaj ki pehli peshkash...Nair (Oh, n let me clarify first...apnu ka interest sirf Huda mein hai😳😳...bole to samajh mein nahin aarela to le jaaun kya khopche mein??????????😉😉😆)...anyway, Nair udaas hai, uski moochhein kat gayi...uski taraf se yeh dard bhari ghazal...

Dil ke armaan aansooyon mein beh gaye...

Hum moochhon ko comb karna jo bhool gaye...

Moochhon ke saare baal jhad ke gir gaye..

Dil ke armaan aansooyon mein beh gaye..

Yeh geet, meri taraf se, humaari dengue machhari ko...😉

Aayi re aayi Ritu aayi re...

Triggers churaane yeh to aayi re

Akhiyaan milaake isne Raj se

Triggers ko churaaya, churaaya re

Churaake triggers kehti hai, rehna hai Muchhad ke dil mein....

Yeh gaana Alekh ki taraf se..

Rote rote, peena seekho

Hanste hanste, peena

Jitni daru bhari botal mein

Utna hi dimaag chale apun ka...

Ek aur tarz pesh karti hoon, zara bardaasht kar lena..😉

Badboo ne, Muchhad ki socks ki badboo ne

Sabki neend udaayi, Sabka chain churaaya

Paagal banaaya, sabko sataaya

Paagal banaake, sabko sataake

Finally, kiya behosh

Dheere dheere duniya ka pollution badh gaya bejod...

Krithika ki request pe, yeh aakhri do namoone pesh kar rahi hoon....

Aye dil dil ki duniya mein aisa haal bhi hota hai

Baahar Muchhad hansta hai, andar muchhad rota hai

Aye dil.......

Kisi ne yeh jaana nahin

Kisine yeh maana nahin koi pehchaana nahin

Muchhad to hai split personality patient!!!

Aakhri...seh lo, last hi to hai😉

Muchhad hai, Bhargu hai

Ritu bhi, aur Gehlot bhi hai

Ritu, to kab se out of range hai, Bhargu wapas aaya hai

Yeh saaare Raj ke chale jaane ke baad uchhalte hain..

Maaro, pakad ke maaro....inko maaroooooooo.......

Aaj ke liye itna hi..Don't forget to collect your pans!!😉 aur haan, requests, praise, aur joote, yahin chhod ke jaana😉

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Samreen

@friskysam

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#22

🤣 wah wah wah ustad ammu. Tusi gr8 ho.

ek gaana aapke liye *clearing throat

"nair bina ammu kaha reeeee,nair bina ammu kahan re
sona nahon,chandin hain,nair to mila ,are nair chahiye" 😆

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amail1601

@amail1601

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#23

Originally posted by: friskysam
🤣 wah wah wah ustad ammu. Tusi gr8 ho.

ek gaana aapke liye *clearing throat

"nair bina ammu kaha reeeee,nair bina ammu kahan re
sona nahon,chandin hain,nair to mila ,are nair chahiye" 😆

Ruk ja tu shaitaan!! Bolun Huda ko????????? 😉😉😆

Waise use kaun sa farak padega...woh to Naina ke peechhe bhaagta hai

anyway, tu yeh badmaashi band kar😆

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Krithika

@maha_prakrti

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#24

🤣 Sacchhi Ammu la leti jaan... Kya hser hai!!!!!!! Hoi hoi hoi hoi... WAH WAH WAH WAH.....

Aur meri khqaish poora karne ke liye thanks.... Kuch aur sochti hoon....

How about "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai"..... Dekhte hain ki aap kitne acchhe sher banati hain, mere requests se 😉

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amail1601

@amail1601

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#25

Originally posted by: maha_prakrti
🤣 Sacchhi Ammu la leti jaan... Kya hser hai!!!!!!! Hoi hoi hoi hoi... WAH WAH WAH WAH.....

Aur meri khqaish poora karne ke liye thanks.... Kuch aur sochti hoon....

How about "Kuch Kuch Hota Hai"..... Dekhte hain ki aap kitne acchhe sher banati hain, mere requests se 😉

Sure Krithu beta..jaisa aap kaho😉😆

Aap to sach much mehfil mein jam gaye ho...baaki sab pe to torture ka asar ho gaya lagta hai, aap aur Sammy bach gaye😉😆

Dekhti hoon kab tak torture sahoge mera😆

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Krithika

@maha_prakrti

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#26

Dekhte hain Ammu janejaan... I always pride my stamina.. Dekhte hain.... Kya hua aaj ki mehfil ki????????? 😆

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amail1601

@amail1601

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#27

Aaj no mehfil...me tired..
Kal milenge na 😉

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Samreen

@friskysam

Rocker

Posted: 18 years ago

#28

ek gaan arz hai.........situation based

"mehfil main baar baar unpe nazar padi,humnain bachaliya phir bhi udhar gayi.
main kya karoo,dil kya kare" 😉 😆

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Mansi bhatia

@-Mansi-

Inactive

+ 4

Posted: 18 years ago

#29

OMG...ammu..i jus read it nw...its rokcing..!!! 👏 👏 👏 Keep getting more nd more..Ustad Ammu Ali Khan,,,!!! 😆

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amail1601

@amail1601

Sparkler

Posted: 18 years ago

#30

All you people in the houseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, dhyaan se sunoooooo....Weeeeeeeeeeeee wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn the match!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aaj, isi khushi mein, n actually kal(Indo-SA) ki jeet ki khushi mein main pesh karti hoon yeh khaas mehfil.........To haazir hai........mehfil!!😉

Pehli peshkash........

Pal do pal ka yeh safar, pal do pal ka saath.

Raj ne hanske machhri se, yun hi kar li baat..

Machhri ne samjha ho gayi nuclear triggers ki barsaat..

Ho...hadd kar di machhri ne, hadd kar di machhri ne....

Aaj ki doosri offering...

Na na na na...na ji na na..

Muchhein Muchhad ki nahiiiiin kaatna..

Muchhad ko Ritu ke sang nahin jaana...

Chaahe kuch bhi kahe Bhargav deewana,

Muchhad ko uski baaton mein nahin aanaaaaaaaa.......

Aage badhiye...........

Pal pal pal pal har pal har pal,

Kaise katega pal har pal har pal....

Ritu ke dil mein machi hulchul

Muchhad ki socks ke sang kaise kate har pal....

Hmm...aur bhi hai..

Machharon ka, mausam hai, repellent lagaana..

Ritu jo kehti hai, samjho bahaana..

Kyunki uska mission, hai Raj ko fasaana..

Uska hai mission, Raj ko fasaanaaaaaaaaa.........

Abhi mere dil mein hai baaki kuch geet aur bhi........

Yeh Bhargav ka jaadoo hai Naveen...

Na ab Ritu pe kaabu hai Naveen....

Ab to Ritu bhoot ban gayi,

Teri jaisi ho gayi..

Ab to, pata le, o Naveeeeeeeeeeeennnn..

Ek aur seh lo.........

Alekh ree......tere bina bhi kya peena, tere bina bhi kya peena...

O quadi reeeeeeee...tere bina bhi kya peena.........

Intehaan aur sahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii😉

Woh mile the, yun mile the,

Rokne, bas unhe, Raj bhi aa gaya..

Woh triggers the, jo Ritu ne,

Chaalaaki se churaaye the...

Par zindagi, ka dekho kamaal,

Aaye nahin, triggers Ritu ke haath.........

Aur yeh aakhri............nahin hai😉

Triggers ko Ritu se bachaalo,

Unko kahin Raj chhupaalo...

Ritu triggers, le na jaaye..

Haath kisike, Ritu na aaye...

Jaao Raj uska band tum baja lo..

Aage suniyeeeee..........

Pooja ko chhedo na...

Woh hockey khelti thiiiiiii...

Agar chhedoge Punjaban ko,

Kar degi missed call answer...

Pooja ko chhedo na....

Pit jaaoge tum ek din...

Aur lo agar hue nahin bore........

Silsila yeh nafrat ka,

Na Muchhad ne thamne diya...diyaaaaaaaaa...

O sada ghiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......le liyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Khilaaya jo, cadets ko,

Panga muft meinnnnnnnnnn liyaaaaaaaaaaaa........

Aakhri lo...

Chaakoo, chhuriyaan, peeler aadi, yeh to saare puraane hain...

Taaza taaza processor mila hai, Suri ji uske deewaane hain....

Hooooooooo...ooooooooooo...oooooo...

Arey aaloo-gobhi, gajar-matar, yeh to guzre zamaane hain,

Taaza taaza nachos mile hain, Lolita unki deewaani hai...

Hooooooooooo...oooooooooooooooo...oooooooooo...

Aaj ke liye bas itna hi...baj gaye hain kyunki 3....paan kha lo zara😉...bhoolna mat😛..Aur haan, aaj meri saari help ki hai Nidhi, Saheli, Preeti, Pinku, Vandu, Nazzu, n Sam ne(sorry agar bhooli kisi ko)...n un sab logon ne jinhone pehle comment kiya😊)..

Ab paan khaao n ghar jaao😉😉

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