Ok here we go………………..hello ppl………….missed u guys a lot………..and your awesome replies on my posts…………..to ab jab raj is back with a bang in lrl…………toh phir im back with a bang to give you my analysis……….
Ok amailu dear wanted me to write an episode for her, as per the comments on my last analysis.......sorry for not replying ppl, i just saw those comments.....thanx for that sooooooo lovely poem my dear Uudee........glad u like my analysis soo much !!😳....
So Amailu dear, this analysis is for u sweety !! And all my rocking readers!!!
Ooohh also missed the dissection and pulling apart of my comment at "some place else"……..hehehe……..kyun?? samajhne wale samaj gaye…….jo na samjhe wo …….hehehe…….
Highlights of the Day :
1)BC says that today the hearing is on Capt. Rajveer……….the case against him is that "he shot dead his senior officer, colonel shakti chandra"…….thank god ye colonel hi hai……..and iski post change nahi kar di inlogo ne………by the way, meri research underway hai……….to find out the designation of lady Hitler ……lolzz….!!! Mere se pehle kisi ko pata chal jaye to bata dena !!
And to BC , mr. Mukkadama sahi insaan pe chala rahe ho., charges galat hai ……..
I will give the right charges – " Mr. Rajeev pe case ye hai ki – Ye roz tv pe aakar sabko aona deewana bana dete hain……."blush blush "………….Tumhe koi hack nai kit um itne handsome dikho……….suna tumne Rajeev !
So inpe sabke dil churane ka ilzaam hai………..err souma……blush blush kar iss baat pe………..and to prove my case I have few witnesses to start with, sare witnesses o lane ki jagah nahi hai…………….so my few witnesses are – Souma , Ranjitha , Varallika, Vaishu , Farheen ……..others interested in testifying against Rajeev to accuse him of stealing their hearts are welcome to barge in !!!
Ok sorry , Rajeev makes me go off track always…….." blush blush "…..
BC asks Rajeev if he wants to ask any questions…….Rajeev says no…………Ahem !! Rajeev is looking soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot !!! " blush blush"……….Uff yaar main show bhool jati hoon isse dekh ke….!!
Lady Hitler calls alekh……….and asks him "Suna hai ,tumhe sharab peene ki problem hai?? Alekh says ….."galat suna hai……….problem hai , isilye sharab peeta hoon"……….arey problem chodo………ye batao ki tumhare dialogues kaun likhta hai……….hehehehehe…….mujhe classes leni hai usse………hehehehe……lekin wo sirf kabhi kabhi ache dialogues kyun likhta hai…….usse jagao…..nescafe pilao……aur ache dialogues likhao,……..warna naina-rajveer ke romantic dialogues ki to watt laga di thi "bahut kamal ki shart lagayi hai huda ne"…yehi likha tha na??……..yuck!!
Ok now she asks him " on an average , kitni sharab peete ho week me………huh!! Excuse me.,…..koi objection bolo……….boloooooo…………..ye apna personal kaam kar rahi hai yaha pe………..i knw…..isse na , wine shop kholni hai , customer dhoondh rahi hai ye………..chup be, ja yaha se ………kissi lawyer ko leke ayo kanjoos djs…….!!......
She asks alekh………did raj knw abt it?? Alekh says yes…….she says yes……., rajveer knew too much abt u………everything, and still he was always there for u……….if not for him , u wud have been chucked out of KMA…….
She says , he cant testify as a witness coz he is too baised to rajveer………..my foot……..if u look around, you will see everyone baised to rajveer….cant u understand that means he is soo good…….huh !!If not for him , I'll tell u, Alekh would have run away from KMA or been chucked out by nair………..yudi wud have committed suicide, Naina would have been kicked out by bhargav , Huda……..huh!! usse bhains pe bitha ke world tour pe bhej deta koi na koi……..ali ko khoon pe jurm me phaasi ho jati…………pooja bhaag gayi hoti kissi ke saath…..aur baaki cadets……..kaun u ask?? Hmm……..arey wahi to bhade ke tattu, roz change hote rehte hain jo…….lolzz……unka to waise bhi kuch nahi ho sakta!!
As usual raj to the rescue………..hehehe.,……….ok inka kya hoga raj ke lrl se jaane ke baad………ye log marenge………1 month ke andar sabko laat marke nikal diya jayega KMA se !!
Haan to raj to the rescue…….he asks alekh……….have I ever done any spl favour on you ??……..alekh says..no sir……..raj asks have u done any favour on me which is unbecoming of you as a cadet??……..alekh says no………raj asks him , do u go 4 ur regular medical check ups??.........what do ur reports say??...........alekh says reports say that apun kedum "fitum –fit hai" hehehe………….bas ye daru ki aadat genetic bemari hai from his dad…………………what?? Is this a new type of genetic beemari………don't tell me, how can this be a genetic disorder…..gawd………ok I think ab army walon ke saath saath even medical fraternity is gonna bash up these writers of lrl…..guys run for your life im telling u………….ok back to the show……….. then raj says………when there is no proof of any spl favour then how can u disqualify his statement…….All get happy……..hehehe………mere do hotties…….haila………im gonna miss my dose of raj-alekh scenes……..guys plzzz…….koi raj-alekh scenes pe video mix banao na "yaaron dosti baadi hi haseen hai " is gaane pe !!............plzzz.!!!
Ok BC says that alekh's statement will be counted………Hey now ,wait a second…….if BC is to decide all this, then why do we have a wacko sitting there at the judge's desk??? Plzz koi mujhe batao………?By the way, that judge looks like that actor ranjith…who plays ngative roles in bollywood……lol…I thought it was him……till my friend told me its someone else!!!hehehehe!!
The judge says that the court is adjourned……they come to handcuff raj, naina gets up and says I have a request, judges says , "what?" naina says , actually , I have 2??........oh gawd……..plz decide….one, two, three, four…..whatever……this is not a practice session……….haan toh she says….since raj is himself defending his case, there is no chance he will run away, so plzz can we "not handcuff him"……..judge asks salve., she says yeah no objection………so they decide not to handcuff him……….sniff sniff…..i had once said that he is soo handsome that he should be jailed for it…….but iska matlab ye nahi hai ki u actually put him in jail…………thank god they wont handcuff my sweto……….naina's next request that raj be allowed to meet the witnesses is not granted…….salve objects………ok now I have a request……."if allowing witnesses meet raj can make them change their statements then even salve shudnt be allowed to talk to the witnesses………koi bolo……..huh!!" So raj is freed of the handcuffs..but they will keep 2 armed guards with him always……….wow!! that'll make him look more like a VVIP…….or a celeb than a criminal !Ok again this time salve decided whether to grant request or not......uss judge ko lane ki kya zarrorat thi, if salve n BC are supposed to make all decision !!😕
That salve women, she is such a loser and a Kamini……..hehe…..hey this term of mine has become quite a phenomena I hear……hehe……….ppl im telling u that anyone found tearing apart my comments or talking abt me using my pet word kameeni will be sued by me……and hanged till death………….ppl having a problem with this word of mine……..umm…..actually not the word, with me actually, can go take a walk………..as for u saying that u do not wanna demean words by using them for me…..then my friend I think that feeling is mutual…..i too wudnt like to demean any word by using it for u………….jabtak mann karega mera……….i will use the word kamini, and will say what I want to …………."ukhaad lo jo ukhaadna hai…….and yeah report me, sabse pehle u will be banned,for your comments !!……hehe…..!! And yeah kuch bolna hai mere comments pe to yaha bolo………….kissi adde me jake,chori chupke nahi…………bah!! Crap!!huh!!
Ok the Flag unfurling ceremony starts………….my raj comes too, with those 2 guards behind him , wow!! He sure looks like a VVIP,with 2 bodyguards…….hehehe………my dear handsome…..hehe!!…..yay!! BC unfurls the flag………and nair screams, "tirange ko salami dega, salami de"…………yesssssss!! Nair, this is your real call😆………….tum issi layak ho……loudspeaker ki jagah chillane ke😆……!! All look at the flag an salute………me too , me too😛,…….raat ko bhi meri deshbhakti jag gayi………they shud have had the anthem too I think , I was waiting to stand up for the anthem……..well…koi baat nahi.,it was grant…………"Mera Bharat Mahan"……yay!!😳👏
Lady Hitler walks upto ARC and wishes him independence day, he wishes her th same, she says I wanna talk to you…….she says….looking at the cadets , I see that they will all talk in favour of rajveer………you statement is the only one which can decide rajveer's fate……….what do u think?? Abhi says, evidences say, he is guilty, she says, not evidence, wat do u think??? Is he guilty, abhi says, maybe not…….huh!! oh god…….u r just about to testify in a court and is this what u r saying…………oh my my…..kill me……….what a nice statement to say..and that too from a person whose answer is gonna be the deciding factor!!!!! Huh!! These writers can only write good oneliners and that too for alekh's character only…..bah!! I dunno where their akal goes for other scenes..they could have written something more thoughtful……..huh!! I shudnt have any expectations…….huh!!.......
Salve asks abhi abt naina., he says what do u wanna know…….she says i wanna know everything……ummm……….yeah we will ask naveen to tell u abt her ok………😆actually , I don't really think that abhi is writing a biography on her……..if he has that much time, he would rather write a biography on nature……or music……."the effect of music in stressful situations of life" or " Learn to be one with nature"……..ahem !! ok now im officially losing it !!! Salve thinks there is something going on between naina n rajveer………yeah anyone would……..with them catching stolen moments looking at each other all the time., anyone would think so na., they didn't get a better place for this "look into my eyes "…..huh!! crap !!
Meanwhile the cadets are all looking sadly at Rajveer………..aww choo cute !! Raj looks at them………..smiles and then while leaving , he winks at them all………..and leaves with my heart…….im gonna file an FIR…….on him……..batao..aur kis kis ke dil chori hue hain……..hehehe!!!
Precap :
Naina's interrogation coming up….salve showed her contents from the red box??? To make her weak n emotional?? How the hell did she get the red box……….it went missing from the car na………….need I say blooper…….huh!! not blooper., this is disgusting !!! huh!!
Performance of the Day :
1)Rajeev : Oh my , he was awesome as usual……..jaan me jaan agayi usse dekh ke,……how am I gonna survive without watching him everyday………..rajeev……….i'll die without my daily dose of you !!!
2)Arjun: Amazingggg!! Lovely performance………Im gonna miss my raj-alekh scenes soooooooo much……my 2 hotties rocked it today……….
Hmm…and …….yaar I dunno, I was too busy looking at Rajeev……and I didn't notice anyone else,,………sorry of I missed out, ab to episode bhi yaad nahi hai….i think only raj n alekh were main in lrl today……no one else was there for more that a few minutes.,…!!
Scenes of the Day:
1)Rajveer-Arjun……….ahh!! hottie alert…….hottie alert…………awesome………fantastic……….lovely….mindblowing………plzz koi inki ek videomix banaa do yaar………taki jab bhi yaad aye…..i'll watch that mix……..plzz koi suno meri baat…….plzz !!
2)Loved the flag unfurling scene……….nice n patriotic….they shud have played the national anthem for the effect……..instead of that KMA bhonpu !!!
Blooper:
Ok I know this is fiction………..but my dears -
No courts are open on "Independence Day", its supposed to be a holiday…for everyone, exoect doctor, those poor souls get no chuttis …….bechare !!……….well even sbs caught this blooper…….hehe…..but as they say………..wats lrl without bloopers……hmm!!!
Rating of the Day:
6/10….the episode wasn't great,……..but better than the crap that we have been seeing for the last few days……….all the marks are for that raj-alekh scene……I loved it !!
Conclusion:
Put more of raj in lrl…..till he quits and you will have guaranteed trps……….coz waise bhi, after Rajeev quits, no one is gonna bother watching LRL………by the way that ghost has been keeping his trap shut nowaday, hey dushman, where r u...im actually missing u.......hehehe😆.....gimme one darshan before i quit watching lrl will u???😆😆
Luv,
Vandu😉
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