nair's new change ...................

hey everyone ....

okay toh i'm sure ke everyone ne nair ka pichla change ammu ke zubani pad liye hoga (nair bana tulsi😆 .... brilliant ammu👏) ....

well .... mere paas bhi ek change ke liye idea tha joh maine ammu ko suniya .... lekin jis character ko maine nair ke undhar gussaye hai .... woh uss character ka show nahin dekh ti iss liye ussne mujhe ijazat di hai ke me yeh change likh do .....

hope you guys all like it ..... and forgive me if you don't😳

so ..... you may be asking ..... ab kis ki aatma nair me guss gayi hai? well ......

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nair ab banega ......

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homer j. simpson!!!!

bc: major nair ... agar aap ijazat dein toh mein chaonga ke aap apne class ko 50 mile run par le kar jayein mere saath .... afterall .... uhnko bhi maloom hona chaiye ke uhnke dhono principals kitne fit hai

nair: ehhhhhhhh 😕 ..... 50 mile run!?!?!?! (thinks to self: d'ohhhhh .... 5 miles .... in this heat .... this ain't no time to run ..... waqt hai ek thande duff ka ..... 😍ummmmmmm duuuuuuuuuuufffff ..... bc wants to make me run ehhhh .... well ... we'll i'll show him) .... sir aap aage chaliye hum aap ko follow karte hain .... i want you to see that my cadets can catch up to you even after giving you a lead

the six cadets:

aalekh: iss major ka kuch karna padega .... kahli pheli iss dhoop me apun logon ko sekhna chata hai .... tandoori naan ke mafik😡

ali: bhaijan chodiye .... humein ek mauqa mil raha hai apni cabiliyat dikhane ke🤓

yudi: yo bro, if you want to show your cabiliyat be our guest .... but please hum sab ko is dhoop mein melt nahin hona hai

huda: oye yaaron iss major ne to thaan rakkhi hai ke woh hum logon ko apni apni mummyjis ke yaad diladega .... mummyji!😭

pooja: oye hum suba apne bich he kyon sms bhej rahe hai .... koi bc aur muchar ka message box full karon na .... koi toh uhn ko kahao ki iss dhoop mein agar hum bhage to hum sub ki batteries down hi nahin ..... dead ho jayengi😕🤢

naina: tum log ek second ke liye chup nahin rahe sak the .... agar hum run par jayenge tum shayad nair hum pe merbhan ho aur mujhe naveen bhai ke bare me information de .... jaise ki jab woh academy mein faculty member the .... toh woh kis dosre faculty members ke kareeb the .... shayad woh faculty members meri madat kar sakh tha hai🤔

bc: (accepting the challenge) .... okay major give me a 25 minute lead and then well see ..... aaj dekh lenge ke ihn cadets mein kitna dum hai .... waise aap ko bhi iss ki zaroorat hai .... paunch kuch zayada hi bangayi hai na? 😆 (laughs and goes off running)

nair (turns to the class): okay cadets ..... jab tak bc .... d'ohhhh .... i mean brigadier chandok apne run kar ke aate hain .... hum sab ek kaam karenge .... aalekh .... tum jaa kar mere liye ek duff le kar aaoge (thinks to self ..... 😍ummmmmmmmmmmmm duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuffffffff) .... pooja and naina .... you will both roast some nuts for me and get me some donuts (😍ummmmmm dooooooooonuuuuuuuuuuts) ...... yudi you will hook up your laptop so that i can watch itchy and scatchy .... d'ohhhh .... i mean the "news"😉 .... and ali ..... you will go and find ten chairs .......

the six cadets: 😲

aalekh: sir, duff bole toh? ...... beer?😲 .... sir .... aap .... duty pe ....😲

nair: cadet that was an order ..... tumhare mujhe sawal poochne ka invitation nahin tha

ali: sir lekin ten chairs kyon?

nair: its quite simple cadet - one for me to sit on, one for me to prop my feet up on, one for my duff (thinks: 😍ummmmmm duuuuuuuuuuuuffffff), one for my roasted nuts .... and the rest are for you ..... bc ....d'ohhhh .... i mean brigadier chandok will think that we're all trailing behind him .... we'll set up at the back of the academy so he won't see us when he returns .... and tomorrow woh sochenge ke woh jeet gaye

the six cadets: 👏

nair: aur haan .... cadet huda .... tum mere liye bc ke office se woh wig wala box .... d'ohhhh .... ☺️ ... i mean woh big box le kar aaoge (thinks to self : i've been losing soo much hair lately .... i only have three left on the top of my head for some strange reason😕)

huda: yes sir! mein abhi woh wig😉😆 .... i mean big box le kar aata hu

nair: now c'mon get moving .... forward march left ... left .... left right left (laughs like a schoolgirl/pilsbury doughboy - hehehehe😆 and thinks .... i've always wanted to say that - hehehehehe😆)

okay well that'a all folks .... i hope i didn't bore you to tears .... but if i have ... please do let me know how i can improve😳

thanks

Awesome Tash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏 👏 👏
Like I said, you rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 👏


And you are infinity times better than me. 👏 ....agar main declare karoon ki abse Nair's change main nahin, tu likhegi, to sabki unanimous approval hogi.. 😊 😊 😊 ..



It's perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what's this nonsense about ijazat??????? 😡 Hum friends hain remember??? 😊 😊 ...mera tera...aisa koi concept nahin hai.. ..........

I am the first one to view!!!!!!! Yahoooooo!!!! 😆 😆 😆

its awesome yaar 👏 very nice pics and well written one 👏

tashu di 🤗


i must say 👏 ... up to infinitive

its excellent and 😆

keep it up di 👍🏼 😳

thanks ammu, divya, and nidhi ..... am so glad you guys liked it 😳 .... and ammu please aisa koi declaration mat karna .... iss bar idea aye hai .... agli bar nahin aya toh? .... 😆 i think we'll all agree that you should be the official nair's change writer .... and i can be a free-lancer .... if i get an idea i'll put it up 😆 .... okay sorry no more "chatting"
.... but i really gotta say thanks again for the appreciation 😳

Mujhe to idea aane band ho gaye. ..tum sab hi koi idea do...pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasssssssssseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

Idea perfect hai!!! 😊

Nair ko kitna chalu bana diya tune!!!!!!! Bechaara tau...bhaaga free mein... 😆

awesome tashu.............had fun reading it. 👏 👏

@ ammu - yeah i felt bad for tau too ..... however .... tau bhage toh free mein .... lekin wapas aayega aur apni wig nahin dhond payega toh nair ka court martial kardega😆 .... i think suriji will be quite upset too ..... this avtar of nair is going to finish the canteen's donut quota for the year in one day😆

@samreen - thanks so much for the encouragement ..... you don't know how relieved i am that you all didn't fall asleep ..... i thought the length would scare you guys away (well i think it has scared everyone else away😉😆 ... just kidding)

Tashu brilliant and awesome 👏

U know the best thing that i enjoyed reading is the dialgoes of every cadet they r just perfect like they all speak in Drama tooo good ⭐️

Now as usual get ready for my Jhar 😈 where were u for so many months why u took so much time to show ur these impressive creative abilities 😡 😡 🥺 sirf Birthdays ki annoucement aur ML main post banana hi apka kam nahi hai zara is taraf bhee dihan dein ap 😈 jab tak hum is forum main hain tab tak to inki jhalak dekha do 😉