Guys who ever of u have seen the priyadarshan movie hungama...........u saw rajpal yadav when he was frustrated and ran around like mad........my state of mind is exactly the same.............i wanna repeat his soo true words
" Maar daloo mujhe, maar dalo.................zinda mat chodo, bilkul zinda mat chodna".......
I heard they featured lrl on sbs today..........and said that raj is shooting for only 3 more days.😭............gr88...........today is a black day for me😭...............i hate everything😭..............its getting too sick for words.....!!!!!😡
Highlights of the Day:😛😛
1)Aj news me toh..............Nair ne Alekh pe phir sitam dhaee............Ab tera kya hoga alekhwa............bachwa.........neelu ne to tere ko kahin ka nahi choda............aj nair ne neelu ke unborn baby ki future ki prediction kar ali ki wo bhi road pe awara ki tarah ghoomega................ good..........after lolita n abhimanyu ki predictions, nair too has got an alternative career..........good..............jaldi hi sabko real life me bhi alternate career dhoonne padenge agar aisi hi acting karte rahe to.........actually galti inki nahi hai, galti to scriptwriters ki hai.................joote maro unhe.....
2)Phir dusri headlines me pooja ne rohit to thapad mara , that was supposed to be a badla for what rohit did to her n how embaressed poo's parents were coz of poo running away from her marriage...........huh!!! badi late akal ayi tumhe............tab kya hua tha jab season 1 me rohit ka naam lekar pahad se koodne gayi thi to..............gawd help me...........let me not go insane!!
3)Next news iss ki alekh khud chal ke yudi ke paas gaya pitne ko............i heard one kahaawat, lekin pehle baar isse sach hote deha hai............ " Apne pairo pe kulhadi khud marna"............"pathar pe jake sar phorna"................very good alekh..........maine tumhe sabse intelligent cadet ka khitab diya tha..........but u did this, its not ur fault but, its all my fault, i forgot that we shouldnt expect anything.............mujhe joote maro tumhe ye title dene ke liye.........
4)Pooja n Naina jump out of the academy, huda sees this n calls ali n they follow the girls.................bahar pooja mangofies lift, and it is those gundaas who were following rajveer........they recognize pooja n hold them at gun point and ask about the red box, huda n ali show their smartness n get rid of the goons..............and after that they run after the goons...............kyun bhai unke saath party karni hai kya jo bhagte hue gondo ko rok rahe the..............huh!! i tell u they have all lost it..!!!🤢😡
5)Abhi searching for rajveer and he goes to search chandra's room, he finds that note saying meet at 1600 hours at helipad............he says..oh so raj had gone to meet chandra that day......huh!! i thought he told u he was gonna see that red box n didnt u know that it was shati who had taken away the box.........so is it soo difficult to make that conclusion.............arghh!!!!😡
5)They all go to rohit's house,the door is locked so Mr. huda breaks into the house..................arey wah..........kaafi experience hai lagta hai chori karne ka....kyun jat...........waise aj tere ko dekh ke acha laga........dil thoda khush ho gaya.............pata nahi wo kab ayega..........mere dil ka wo shehzaada mera dilbar😉 ......kabhi na kabhi to ayega wo 😳.....rajeeeeeeeeeev!!!!!!!😭...aa bhi jaa ....aa bhi jaaa😳😭.......waise mere sweeto ka ek 2 second ka scene tha.............but rajeev,.............tere bina beswadi beswadi lrl ho sajna😭..........oh humdum bin tere kya jeenaaa!!😭
6)Haan to , they break into rohit's house , huda n naina get in, ali looks for pooj n finds her standing in a corner, ali says what happnd, poo says headache............ali says ok i'll get ice from the fridge..................wah wah wah..............joote maro inhe ............aur maaro...........dusro ke ghar me bina permission khuske, sar dard ka ilaaj dhund rahe hain...........aur inke saath saath mujhe bhi maaro kyunki ab tak maine tv off nahi kiya.......ye sab bakwas dekh rahi hoon mai........😕🤢
7)Ali goes back inside the house............and says kitne aadmi they..........and darr ke mare naina n huda faint........huh..........ok that didnt happen haan...........though i wish it had...........ali goes inside where naina n huda r searching 4 the box n ali goes to search for the fridge..........the blasted idiot.........now the bunch of monkeys are ransaking their friend's ex-bf's house..............outside the hunky-monkey ex-bf comes n strangles pooja.......... wheeeeeee..............hurray!! go go..............but ali comes n pushes him away.... then in their fight the gun goes off n naina n huda wonder whats going on, they decide to come out n see but dont reach outside, i dunno why.................and fight finally ends on rohit pointing the gun at pooja and peeche se ali shoots down rohit..............good...........now we have another kaidi,...........ali beigh...........excellent.................do me a favour...........shoot me too will u??
Blooper:😡😡
Pooja says we have to go too far, we cant walk and go..........then they decide to take a lift, but instead get into a fight, after that just within a few steps they reach rohit's house.........huh.........ladte ladte kat jaye raste,............zindagi yun hi chalti rahe😆...........what happened to the lamba rasta...........they think we are mad like them......😡
LRL ki STORY meri zabani:🤢🤢
Rohit goes to strangle pooja.........yah kill her😡..............peeche se ali comes n catches rohit ............yeah kill him😡..............whee😆 ..........yudi n alekh shud kill each other.........nair should go to stop them with a gun and the gun should backfire n he should die..........then rohit can kill pooja and ali can kill rohit..........and in all that andhera , huda can come n fall from the terace.........and pooja 's aatma can kill naina.............yay...........and rajveer is probably already dead...........and abhimanyu can get lolita n suriji married n he n bc can run kma happily ever after..............khatam lrl...........😕👏.............good na??.............need any more proof that i have lost it??🤢
Performance of the Day:😕😡
One look at the actors and its clear that they as absolutely clueless as us....as to what they are doing and what they are supposed to do.............they are just sleep walking through their roles and the viewers are just sleeping through the show..........
Literally pain in the Neck:🤢🤢
Ok lrl has literally become a pain in the neck..............i fell asleep on the sofa and now ihave sprained my neck coz of dosing off in an awkward position............all mothers who cannot sing have a new alternative............no more lulabies............just 2 scens of lrl and the baby may sleep for 3 days together............hehe.......if it can put a 19 year old like me to sleep then it should be super-effective on babies right??
Rating:😛😛
-8/10, yeah u saw it right, its a minus 8, dont tell me it deserved more marks infact i think it should have been -10, but im tooo kind u see...................Superb isnt it👏................after watching lrl today i love ekta kapoor shows...........huh.........even though i stopped watching all ekta shows since rajeev quit ekta's shows n she said bad things about my shona, and neither do i plan to start watching her shows again..........but still, im sure they must be better than this................rajeev dont shoot for 3 more days..........leave right now , today itself.......!!! enough of nonsense........!!
Conclusion:🤢😡
I am officially throwing a party for the entire cast n crew of lrl...............i will show them all these fantastic episodes of theirs.............and then i'll wait for the next days newspapers to see how many of them commited suicide after watching their own show.............hah!!! Now ali has also turned killer..........arghh!! wish he had killed me.........rohit u lucky lucky guy.......dying away like that just in 2 episodes............came here to die haan??? u lucky guy!!!👏
Request:😕
Firstly , i did not mean to offend anyone with this post of mine, i know it must be a difficult job to make the show , write it n act in it.............due regards to everyone for their hardwork...........so plzz dont shout on me if u guys get angry with me then
Secondly, plzz mere pe thoda taras khao............if lrl goes on like this, then i wont be giving a daily analysis................if the show doesnt improve then i will write only after rajeev comes back............or if the episode improves.........otherwise not............so if tomorrows episiode is like this again then i wont be writing.............plzz forgive me, mere bardast ki hadd tut chuki hai...............all my hopes of lrl improving have been trashed...........so im sorry if i dont continue........!!
Luv,
Vandu😉