Coffee with Captain Rajveer... - Page 2

Nice topic Neha😊.Let me participate in my style😊.

Captain Rajveer: Aaj humare saath hain Cadet Alekh jinhe hum pyaar se "Qaidi" bulate hain.

Alekh: Cadet Alekh reporting Sir!

Captain Rajveer: Who taught you English?

Alekh: Jail mein Tyaagi se sikha.

Captain Rajveer: Aapko daaru peene ki lat kabse lagi?

Alekh: Apun waise toh ekdum seedha tha lekin jail mein rehte rehte aadat ho gayi.

Captain Rajveer: Aap fresher ball mein Madonna ke saath aaye.Kya woh aapki girlfriend hai?

Alekh: Aapne Madonna ko nahi pehchaana?Woh toh apun ka nautanki Yudi hai.Huda ne uska date chura liya.Isiliye fresher ball mein ghusne ke liye usne aisa kiya.

Captain Rajveer:It was funny(laughs).Waise main bhi soch raha tha Cadet Sahni kahan ghoom gaye.Aapka Best friend kaun hai?

Alekh: Naina aur Daroo.

Captain Rajveer: Daroo kyun?

Alekh: Apun jahaan bhi rahe daroo apun ke saath hamesha rehta hai.

Captain Rajveer: Maine Dr.Shalini se suna ki aapne "Reshma Ki Jawaani" dekhi thi.

Alekh: Aap kya meri watt lagaenge??Apun ekdum sharif hai,bole toh ekdum seedha..Yeh Tyaagi zabardasti le gaya..Apun kya karta?Na kar nahi sakta,dosti ka sawaal hai.

Captain Rajveer: Aur Neelu ke chakkar mein kab pade?Suna hai ki tum usse shaadi karne wale ho.

Alekh: Apun ki kismat kharab hai Sir..Jo baar baar Neelu tapak padti hai.Ismein apun ki kya galti?Waise aap kab apni shaadi ke baare mein soch rahe hain?

Captain Rajveer: Shaadi is barbaadi..Jo masti bachelor life mein hai,waisa shaadi ke baad kahaan?Waise main kunwaara hi thik hoon.Achcha aapke saath Rapid Fire khela jayega.

Alekh: Rapid Fire kis chidiya ka naam hai?

Captain Rajveer: Main aapko sawaal karoonga.Aapko jald se jald unka jawaab dena hai.

Alekh: Apun tayyar hai.

Captain Rajveer: Ek soldier banne ke liye sabse jyaada kis cheez ki zaroorat hai?

Alekh: Bharose ki.Bole toh self-confidence.

Captain Rajveer: Aapko sabse jyaada kaun tang karta hai?

Alekh: Huda.Uske khopche mein leke kharcha paani dene ko maangta.

Captain Rajveer: Who is your dream-date?

Alekh: Champa Raani.

Captain Rajveer: Agar aap ek din ke liye cadets ke teacher ban jayene toh aap kya karenge?

Alekh: Apun sabko sikhayega aapke jaise achche sipahi kaise bante hain.

The End

Originally posted by: anamikaaa

captain ranveer & neha......
both of u r 2 gud
👏

Originally posted by: captain_ranveer

Thank you for your compliments.You can also participate and bring a new idea to the concept.

i'll try.......

Originally posted by: minnee

👏 👏 👏 woooooooooooooooooooooooow 👏 👏
so fun 😆
add me if u wish 😉

Originally posted by: ayeshacassim

Wowie! Awsome! Too good! do write soon!

Thanks Ayesha😊

Originally posted by: nailaqureshi

waoooooo neha its awsum.... 👏

Thanks Naila Di😊 😳

Originally posted by: mahek-e-gulab

cool work neha!!! 👏
what a hot coffee wid captain rajveer 😆

Thanks Pooja Di 😊

Originally posted by: angelic eyes

dat was really gud Neha... Rajveer aur Huda.. hot combo i must say Neha.. 😳

So sweet Yoji Di.Thank you.😊

Originally posted by: Uudee

Ha tu ne to kammal kar diya..gud.. 👏

Originally posted by: Souma.N

very well written.... 👏

Originally posted by: anamikaaa

captain ranveer & neha......
both of u r 2 gud
👏

Thanks Anamika😊

Originally posted by: Swapna-Mobile

😉

Originally posted by: nidhi2013

har baar ki tarah is baar bhi 👏

Originally posted by: mehak_kapoor

nice idea add me 😃

Originally posted by: palak_lrl_remix

good idea
awesome actually 👏 👏
include me too

Hi Friends😊.Actually I confused everyone.Sorry for it..Shayad main concept kya hai nahi samjha paayi..Iss topic par har koi participate kar sakte hain.Sabhi likhte sakte hain..Obviously kuchh funny hi likhna hai kyunki yeh aap sabko cheer karne ke liye hai..LRL2 ke wajah se sab dukhi hain,isliye maine yeh topic shuru kiya sabko cheer karne ke liye..😊

Concept: Captain Rajveer host hain..Guest koi bhi ho sakte hain..Filmstars,LRL stars,LRLF cadets..

I really appreciate Captain Ranveer.Very well written.👏

All The Best everyone.👍🏼