lassi wit pappu singh(huda)-season 2 - Page 9

Originally posted by: lrllike

thks tashu dear🤗love u

tumari idea tho achi hai😛 y don't try to write an interview on them as i am ready wit munna n circuit😛we be delighted to hear from u😃plz

okay ... i'll try😳 ... i'll post it here as soon as it is done ... hopefully it'll be as half as good as the ones writen by you and sanya😳

i think i'll use bebe instead of baa as our pappu would be more comfortable with the term😃

Originally posted by: lrllike

thnks dear😛\

so our next guest on the guest list is new father- in -law mr .amitabh bachhan(sirjee) n his paltu wafadar frnd cum naukar zyaada mr.amar singh(bahadur😆)

huda:amit aur amar tau dono ka bahut welcome hai mere dabbe par

huda:waise tau meri personality dekhkar kya lagta hai

bahadur(amar sing):jaise tarbuz ke upaar mumfali😆

huda(annoyed):amit tau tu khush hai na ash aur abhi ki shaadi se

amit:haan hum bahut khush hai.dono ne ek dusre ko pasand kiya hai.aur hum chahte hai ki unka navvivahit jivan acha gujre

bahadur(interrupts as his cell rings):hello ,ha ek min.

bahadur(to sirjee):sirjee jayaji ka phone hai

amit:hum baat kar na chahte hai apni jaya se kuch jaruri vishay ke baare mai

bahadur(sharmathe hua):yeh aapki jayaji ka nahi meri jaya (jayapradha) ka phone hai😆

bahadur finishes his talk then....

amit:aapke set pa r bahut garmi hai

bahadur(to huda):sirjee ke liye kuch vanda laao

huda:oye qaidi jara do glass thandi lassi le lana

amit:aapke yaha qaidi rehte hai agar hume pehle pata hota tho hum yaha nahi aate yeh hamare usoolo ke khilaaf hai

huda:oye tau bura mat maan mai tho use pyaar se qaidi bhulatha hai

bahadur:tho tikh hai .lassi mai thodi malai marke(vinks)mangwana

amit(to bahadur):hume lagta hai aapko thodi dietin karni chahiye aapki thonde(stomach)bahut phul rahi hai😆

bahadur(embarrased):waise hi karo jaisa sirjee kehte hai

aalekh(brings the lassi n is in angry mood as usual):shaane(to huda)khali phili timepass mat kar

aalekh(looks at bahadur n says):nautanki😆

huda:tau hamare darseko ke liye koi msg

amit(in a nostalagic mood):aaj babuji ki kahi hui kuch panktiya yaad aa rahi hai😆

amit(starts singing):jo bith gayi so baat gayi maana waha behadh pyaar tha, jo tooth so tooth gaya maana waha behad pyaara tha😆

bahadur(starts closes his eyes n starts clappin as if he is listening to some bhajan):wah sirjee wah😆

i must say 👏 and its too 😆 😆 😆

sanyanmalhotra aapka remix and fir wala post bahu hi badiya hai

i must say 👏 👏 👏 and its too 😆 😆 😆

now this is the special bachchan bebe, bahoo, baby special with jaya badhuri-bachchan, aishawariya rai-bachchan, and shweta bachchan-nanda and we're tuning in almost near the end of the episode ...

huda: (to camera and audience) oye welcum back ji ... aaj humare tabela mein teen top-class ki jananiyan aayi hui hai ... humare is tabele ki shoba aaj bhadane aayi hai ek bahut mashoor filmy family ki bebe, bahoo aur baby ... yani ke jaya badhuri-bachchan, aishwariya rai-bachchan, aur shweta bachchan-nanda

(turns to the three ladies) toh ab hum khelenge humare bahut hi khaas round ... jaldi aag!

ladies start sceaming AAG!!!

huda: oye ke hua?

aish: (realizing that there's no fire and looking obviously upset over the fact that she had been moved from her prim-and-proper position atop a bail of hay and made to look quite crazed) tumne yeh kyon kaha ke aag hai yaha par?!?!?!?!?!?! ... hmmmff!

huda: (confused) oye kudiye ... naraz na ho ... maine kab kaha? maine to sirf round ka naam liya ... tum jananiyan hamesha uss karan ke show par woh end mein round karte ho na ... wohi toh round yahan par hain

shweta: (remembering what abhi had told her about pappu's english) ohhhh ... you mean rapid fire (all three ladies are laughing)

huda: haan wohi toh ... rapid fire ... jaldi aag ... (huda is trying to laugh in a cool way and is pretending as if he knew all along that they would react that way) ... (bittu the director holds up a card: "apni nautanki band kar ..." ) acha toh hum round ke taraf badte hain ... phele hum jiske saath hum khelenge woh haiiiiiiiiii ...... BEBE!

jaya ji: EXCUSE me! don't call me BEBE ... mujhe samaj nahin aa raha hai tum kis si baat kar rahe ho ... jab bhi tum 'bebe' khete ho 'baby' jaisa lagta hai aur mujhe aur shweta ko badi confusion hoti hai ke akhir tum kis se baat kar rahe ho

huda: (mutters to himself but is audible due to the mike on his shirt) oye is buddhi ko laga hai ke main, huda ... USSE BABY bulaonga?!?! ... mein to sirf ash aur shweta ko ba-by bulata hoon ...pata nahin isse ash aur shweta kaise jhel thi hain ... bilkul bhi meri mummyji jaisi nahin hain ... shayad tau ki rishtedar hain ... (hearing his voice echoing in the tabela he looks up to see that the audio director yudi has turned up his mike volume and notices that the research department head pooja ne abhishek aur amitabh ke saath confrence call ka connection jod diya hai aur woh dhono kisi bhi minute main aa sak the hain)

(the three ladies are very upset and are yelling at the cameraman ali to stop shooting but this is against his usool and thus he must keep the camera rolling)

(just as pappu gets up to leave ... both bade and chhote sarkar arrive with an entourage of amar singh's bodyguards ... we hear the chants .. "govinda govinda govinda govinda")

huda: (trying desperately to avoid having his face smashed in but not being able to escape his clown-like ways says) oye .... govinda paaji bhi aaye hai ke?

(now the bachchan men are even more upset as pappu has just taken the name of a congress party candidate ... start beating up pappu)

(being the director, bittu steps in front of the camera and takes charge)

alekh: aap log fikhir maat kariye ... iss nautanki ke saath ek dhin yehich hona ta ... so hogiye ... aap logon ko khali pheli tension nahin lena mangta ... kal apun phir se yehich milenge ... shayad yeh nautanki nah ho ... lekin apun hain na ... apun rajveer sir ko yahan peh aap logon ki liye buliyaga ... 'wine with sweeto' kar ne ke liye (to himself "pheleich buladeta toh kab ke trps high hote") ... dekhna maat bhoolna ... (makes a fist at the camera) .... warna! ... achi raat sab ko .... bole toh .... gud nite everybuddy!

okay well ... this was my first attempt at writing for lassi with pappu ... i know it isn't as good as swati and sanya's but i wanted to give it a try anyways (and i have exams right now so i couldn't think of anymore dialogues for the bachchans - btw no offense to them in anyway😳) ... i hope you all don't hate it ... but if you do let me know why and i'll work on my weak points ... thanks😳

Originally posted by: lrl rocks

😆 😆 😆 222 good tashu

aww thanks😳

Tashu, that was awesome yaar!!!!!!!!! Just perfect!!!!!!
I just fell over my keyboard laughing!!!!!! 😆
Bechaara mera keyboard!!! 😭 😉

tashu dats sooooo awesome...luvd it yaar!!! 👏 Wonderful...Looking forweard to more such stuff from u!!

Sanya ji, aisa nahin chalega.... 😳 .....Saara kaam Tashu ko de diya!!!!!!!! 😡
Aapne, Swathi ne, and Tashu, teenon ne milke ab humein shaahi style mein entertain karna hai.....😳
Abe yaar, khud to humein buri aadatein daali tum teenon ne, best expect karne ki!!!!!!!!!!! 😉
Sorry, don't want to scare you............ 😊

Originally posted by: rajeev-bigfan

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww coooooooooooooollllllll 👏 maine yeh itne din kaise miss kar diya.... 😕 😕 u all r rocking....sab recharge ho gaye hai...lrl ke wapis ane ki news se....jab lrl wapis ayega tab kya hoga..... 😆

thanx raju😆tu bhi aajkal yoj ki tarah TB ho gayi hai😆isliye kethi hu ki zyaada padhai mat karo tum log😆

Originally posted by: amail1601

Sanya ji, aisa nahin chalega.... .....Saara kaam Tashu ko de diya!!!!!!!!
Aapne, Swathi ne, and Tashu, teenon ne milke ab humein shaahi style mein entertain karna hai.....
Abe yaar, khud to humein buri aadatein daali tum teenon ne, best expect karne ki!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry, don't want to scare you............

Yaar sabko mere naam ke aage ji lagane ki kya bimari hop gayi hai....pehlr Rani n now u as well!!!

Waise tumne atleast mujhe to dara hi diya hai!!! 😉