Socho jee socho aisa hota to.......................
Priyadarshan LRL direct karte to.............
Ulti-pulti story ke maze lete hum..............
Aur characters gaate tararumpum pum pum...............
So all I mean to say is, imagine Priyadarshan (Famous comedy director) directed an episode (Let's say the first episode of Season 2) of LRL to kya hota.........................
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The sound of the gunshot is heard and as the truck emerges from the tunnel, we get to know that Rajveer shot in the air and is now holing the gun right on his head.
Naina: Sir khud ko shoot mat karna!!!! Mai bhav kis ke saamne khaungi???
Rajveer: Kyun??? Huda hai naa........mai thank gaya ab use bakra banao!!!
Ritu: Tum sach me khud ko shoot kar loge???
Rajveer: Agar tumne triggers chura liye to karna padega!!!
Ritu: Theek hai, shauk se karo, mujhe kya???
As Ritu tried to throw the trigger box outside the truck, Rajveer grasped her.
Rajveer: Itni aasaani se tumhe triggers le jaane dun??
Ritu: Hay ram, ye aasaan hai to mushkil kya hoga??? Vaise marna cancel kya???
Rajveer: Vo to sirf tumhara dhyaan batane ke liye tha!!!
Naina: Koi mujhe bhi importance do!!! Mai bhi yahiin hun.
Rajveer: ho to triggers ko bachane me meri madad karo na yaar!!!!
Just then.............tez hawaayein chalne lagin, bijli kadakne lagi..............Naina hugged Rajveer.
Naina: Mujhe bijli se bahut darr lagta hai Sir!!!
Now that was Navin's bhoot coming to the earth. He saw Naina hugging Rajveer. Use dekhte he Naina lost conciousness.
Navin: Wah!! Wah!! Bahut ache!!! Tum romance karo, vahan vo Ritu Trigger Box decode bhi kar legi!!
Rajveer: Ha ha!!! She'll never be able to!!!
Navin: How can you be so confident Raj??? Code kya hai???
Rajveer leaves Naina, attacks Ritu and throws her out of the truck.
Rajveer: Ho gaya kaam, haan to tu kya pooch raha tha???
Navin: Yehi ki code kya hai???
Rajveer: Bahut he top class code hai!!!
Navin: Arre par hai kya???
Rajveer: Mera Bharat Jawaan!!!!
Rajveer and Navin gave each other hi-five and Ritu is shown running behind their truck shouting.........
Ritu: Arre dikhte hain hum alag-alag par andar se hain ek!!! Aaja aaja khud se bahar SABKA THANDA EK!!!
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I hope you all enjoyed it despite of it being so Senseless 'n' Stupid.
With Love 'n' Good Wishes
Khyati