How Alekh was saved...& the WC too...

It's the occasion that comes once in four years...The World Cup, and history is repeating itself, as India faces Australia once again in the finals......But will our boys be able to do it this time???????????

An expert commentary by Cadet Alekh and Navjot Singh Siddhu......

Alekh: Yaar ye aakhri over hai...apun ko tension horela hai aur ye (Siddhu) yahan baith ke apun ko pakaa raha hai.

Siddhu(let's call him Sid): O ye daali ek fast ball jaise ki phata ho kisi ka gall.......

Alekh (interrupting): Aye shaane..kyun khali peeli apun ke dimag ka dahi kar raha hai?????????

Sid: Hahahahahahaha...........Dahi-dai hai wohi jo hai sahi...jis tarah toofan aata hai waise hi..........blah blah blah..

Alekh: Ek to sirf ek over mein dus run banane hai, apun ki botal bhi khallas ho gayi hai aur uper se ye bakta ja raha hai.....Woh shaana BC....apun ko yahan phasakar apna aaram se match dekhrela hai.....

BC (arriving suddenly): Cadet Sharma!!!!!!!Maine tumhe ek zimmedari di thi, aur mujhe yeh kehte hue bahut afsos ho raha hai ki tum use nibha nahin rahe ho....Back to duty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😡

Alekh(muttering) : Zimmedari....huh

BC: Kuch kaha Cadet???????

Alekh: Apun to bus itna keh raha tha ki....

BC: Khair chhodo....mujhe ab jaana hai

(Just then Huda comes in, and looks at Siddhu, who is laughing and saying something.)

Huda: Yar kaidi, tu to achha phasa

Alekh: Wohich to....

Huda: Mere paas ek plan hai...meri mummyji kehti hain ki kisi ko torture se bachana chahiye...Bole to 'jai jawan jai kisan'.....aaja!!!!!

(They place a rocket under Siddhu's chair, and light it....The rocket rises, taking Siddhu away with it. The stadium cheers.)

Huda: Chal ab dekhte hain match.

Alekh: Aakhri ball, 6 run ki zaroorat. Dravid, agar tu hit kar de to main 3 extra botal peeunga.

Of course, relieved that Siddhu had 'flown' away, a happy Dravid hits the ball for a six ........and we win the World Cup 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kyun thi na happy ending????????

I hope I haven't hurt anybody's sentiments...I surely didn't mean to...

By the way, I would like to thank all of you for giving me a warm welcome, and viewing and commenting on my posts, and I also want to thank saara 1 and khyati for guoding my first steps in the forum....Thank you...(now this is sounding like I have got an award!!!)

😆 maja aaya 😆 😆 😆 waise siddu ko kaunse planet peh bheja 😆

nice one completely funny and i hope ur words became true and indian team return with worldcup.

Originally posted by: lrllike

😆 maja aaya 😆 😆 😆 waise siddu ko kaunse planet peh bheja 😆

Planet par nahin dear, swarg mein. But that's another story....though if you do want to know...

Siddhu in his chair lands in Indra's court, still laughing!!!!!!!

All the apsaras run away, and Indra falls off his throne.

He and other deities rush to Shivji and ask for his help, saying "He bhagwan, madad karo. Darti se woh defective piece upar pahunch gaya hai, jise kuch zyaada hi hasne ke liye program kar diya gaya tha.."

Shivji says: Uska to main kuch nahin kar sakta, behtar rahega agar hum patli gali se nikal lein!!!!!!!!!!

And so they all run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glad you liked it...thanks!

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mera bechara alekh.... bura phasa... 😆 😆 😆
ek to siddhu aur upar se bechara ki botal bhi khatam ho gayi, yeh to aisa hai jaise ek taraf nair, doosri taraf woh mogambo 😆 😆

....gosh!!!!! it's superb.. very nice work!!!!! 👏

😆 dat was awesomeee dearu! 👏