An exclusive interview with Major Nair.!
Q: How did you get promoted to a Major?
A: ohh.. nothing much, I just killed my fellow officers who were more capable than me, and threatened to kill the family of the interviewer and lo! i got promoted.
Q: Why do you hate girls so much?
A: Once i went on a date with a girl, and she slapped me when i tried to propose to her. Since then, I have always been rejected from girls (a tear rolls down his eye). and it is my way to take revenge on girls like this.
Q: Do you really hate Cadet Ghai?
A: blushes, No, I am actually madly in love with her. did you see her eyes? wow! they are soo beautiful, and her lips are soo kissable. But i know that she will reject me, and thus I pretend to hate her so much.
Q: Why do you insist on keeping a moustache?
A: It is one of my habits, I really do love my moustache. I even apply shampoo and conditioner on it every sunday. i tell you, L'Oreal shampoo works wonders for my moustache.
Q: How many times do you shower a week?
A: Week? No, i shower once a year. for the other days, I have my own special made perfume which i apply to all parts of my body. See, showering wastes a lot of time in which i could stare at the beautiful gu-girls.
Q: Were you going to say beautiful guys?
A: blushes again Yes, actually. see, when the girls started rejecting me i thought maybe i could turn my attention towards guys. actually, when you think about it, guys are not that bad. some of them are soo cute with brown eyes and pink full lips. they even have such a nice figure nowadays.
Q: Why do you hate Captain Rajveer then?
A: Actually, you see I really loved him earlier. But when i told him, he rejected me saying that he doesn't want to go out with gay people. It has remained as a very painful insult.. sniffs
Q: Oh, we are truly sorry for your loss. One last question for you Major, what are you doing right now now that you are suspended?
A: Oh, i was planning on taking a world tour to get new qualities of shampoos and creams for my moustache, and it also gives me a great opportunity to stare at guys as well.
Well, this is it people. This was Major Nair on LRL Radio. Any more questions for him could be posted here and would be promptly answerd.
Take Care,
Signing Off,
Shrey
Cricket
Anupamaa
