So your krazy_khyati's craaazzzyyyy instincts can't wait!!!! Here I am with another topic, this time, not inspired with Ekta, but inspired by BOLLYWOOD!!!! Yesss...........Sochiye........dimaag par zor daaliye!!!! Agar Bollywood ki hit filmon ke crucial scenes me humare LRL characters maujood hote to kya hota??? Kuch hota ya nahi hota😆...............Let's find out!!!!!
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Film: Sholay
Scene: When Veeru is tied and Gabbar commands Basanti to dance
Replacing: Veeru by Ali
Gabbar: Naach basanti!!! Jabtak tere pair chalenge, iski saansein chalengi!!!!!
Ali: Basanti!!! In bhai sahab ke saamne mat naachna!!!!😆
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Film: Dilwale Dulhaniyan Le Jayenge
Scene: The climax where SRK streches out his hand from the train to get Kajol in.
Replacing: Kajol by Pooja
Pooja: Bauji mujhe jaane do, mai uske bina mar jaungi bauji!!! Bauji please bauji mujhe jaane do!!!!
Bauji leaves her hand and SRK is still waiting for her, just then Pooja's cell rings!!!
Pooja: Haan Rohit!!! Kyaa??? Tum aa rahe ho?? Pehle kyun nahi bataya??? Bauji ne kha-ma-kha itne der se, itni zor se mera haath pakad rakha tha, ek min ruk!!! (turning towards Shahrukh) Oye!!! Hath andar kar lag jayegi!!! Mai apne Rohit saath chali jaungi, tu jaa!!!😆
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Film: DON (original one)
Scene: After 'Ye mera dil...' song when Amitabh Bachchan escapes the police with the help of Helen.
Replacing: Amitabh Bachchan by Yudi
Kamini: Don bandook me goliyan nahi hain!!
Yudi: Oh is it??? So what shall I do now??? As in get it refilled???
Kamini: Bahar police tumhara intezaar kar rahi hai!!!
Yudi: Damn!!! I knew you'll make it difficult for me!! Free me thodi naa koi itna mast-item number karta hai!!!😆
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Film: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Scene: When Kajol defeated SRK in Basketball but he wasn't ready to accept.
Replacing: SRK by Huda (Pappu😆)
Kajol: Na na na naa naaa!!! Rahul is a cheater!!!
Huda: Ore chorri!!! Baawri ho gayi hai ke?? Bhala kabhi jatt bhi kudiyon se haarte hain???
Kajol: Haar to gaye ho?? Aur kaise haarte hain???
Huda: Na naa!! Yo te sirif peractice karan ko tha!!! Huda kudiyon ko pyaar me haraata hai, unse haarta nahi!!!!
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Film: Bunty aur Babli
Scene: When Abhishek and Amitabh Bachchan are sitting at the bar before Kajrare, just before Aish calls-out Mr. Bachchan as 'Aye Handsome'
Replacing: Aishwarya by Naina
Bunty: (To Inspector Dashrath i.e. Amitabh's Character) Aapko bula rahi hai!!!! (Pointing towards the dancer)
Naina: Excuse me Sir?? Kya aap mujhe apna dil dena pasand karenge??
Receiving no reaction from Amitabh.....
Naina: All right!! Rehne deejiye!!! Vaise bhi aap de nahi payenge!!!
Dashrath: (To Bunty) Tumhe nahi lagta ye kuch jyaada he depressed hai???
Bunty: Lagta to hai!!! Ek min let me poochne do!!! (To Naina) Any problem miss???
Naina: Bhhhhaaaaaaiiiiiiyyyyyaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Bunty: Aaaaaiiiiiyaaaaaa!!! Kaan me chillana zaruri hai kya?
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Film: Hum Tum
Scene: Rani's firt meeing with Saif
Replacing: Saif by Aalekh
Aalekh: Apun dono 2 ghante se ek saath baithele hain aur kamaal ka funda ye hai apun ko tera naam bhi nahi pata!!!!
Rhea: To pehle kyun nahi poocha? Rhea; Rhea Prakash!!!
Aalekh: Apun sabka favourite Tapori!!! Aalekh bhai😆
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Enjoy these for now!!! I hope aap sab bore nahi hue!!!
With Love 'n' Good Wishes
Khyati
Udne Ki Aasha
Pushpa Impossible
