Alekh and his tapori language - Page 3

Originally posted by: ANKESH

Wah kya topic start kiya Barnalidi ne. We will get all famous dialogues of Alekh thru this. 😛

Some famous one liners of Alekh from me. 😆

Alekh & Ali during their 1st night as room partners. Ali wake up coz he was feeling hot, saw that fan have been switched off. Alekh says Pankha maine band kiya hai..Rat ko koi cheez hilti hai toh mujhe achcha nahi lagta. 😆 Then Ali told him ki kal subah panch baje uthna hai. Ab so jaiye. He said Jail me Apun Char baje uthta tha. The next morning Ali wake up early & read his Namaz. Alekh still sleeping. He wakes him up & tell him Apne aaj nahaya nahi. Alekh says Sher kabhi nahata nahi hai. 😆 So Alekh is a lion who never have a bath. 😆

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Ankesh I can never forget this scene........... That was too good.......

Here sum more 2 add 2 Alekh one liner collection... 😉

'kya mamoo bananya tum log ko..tension toh joh apne topre par.'

Alekh on Huda: "Kya? agar iss shane ne upoon ko haat tak lagaye toh jo woh bomb nahii kar paya..apun ka haat kar de ga, samja''😆 😆

''agar main jail tor kar aa sakt ta hoon toh phir ye academy kya cheez hai''

''Phatoo sala, kya bolna zaroori ta, kya''

another one:

"joh bola na, wahi kar ne ka,nahin toh woh Nair asii kick marai ga.... sidha academy kii bahar" 😆

"jalo aab wat koh tum log ...arre wot ka na" 😆

this is another from alekh to huda:

''too uska kuch nahin kar pata, woh waha bhi terii pant utar deta, samja shaneh.'' 😆 😆 😆
n dis is wat huda says in return...

''too (meaning alekh) khud kii patloon (trousers) kyun nahin samal ta hain'' 😡 😆

sorry guys writing tapori language from alekh is ..hope u can make sense of it 😳 😆

**Edited 2 change font color**😳..hope it is clearer 2 read now😳

Originally posted by: Bluff_princess

sorry guys writing tapori language from alekh is ..hope u can make sense of it 😳 😆

its making perfect sense 😆 i am luving it. but please if yu could change some of the font colours. thy r not visible otherwise.😳

in the meantime let me collect thm and add to the first post.😆

Originally posted by: Barnali

its making perfect sense 😆 i am luving it. but please if yu could change some of the font colours. thy r not visible otherwise.😳

in the meantime let me collect thm and add to the first post.😆

thanks dii😊

i will add more quotes later..time 2 pray fajr n then sleep ere in england😆😳

Does anyone remember the dialogue he gave to ali whn ali came to his room & asked Alekh wht had he done actually tht he had to go to jail.