Alekh and his tapori language - Page 2

Originally posted by: Barnali

I am seriously turning into a big fan of this actor who is playing the role of Alekh 😃. The best i lik abt him is his dialogues. he rarely makes them but when he does it just sends yu into fit of laughter.

can anyone make a colelction of his fammous dialogues. the best one frm him to me was the one he told Nair when Nair wanted to stop Puja frm going to tak the call. i cant remember the exact wordings.

but all dialogues r just too gud.

Alekh- Arre pooja..., Bin piye hi kyuon jhoom rahi hai .... chal neche aa ja

Yeh Hatheli hai ...nahiin aayegi .Apun hi upar jaakar le ke aata hai

But the best dialogue which i liked was by Huda...when he said..

Panjaban pahaar par chadkar to achche achche sanyasi ban jaate hain....too to hamare academy ke pahaar par chadkar sanyasan ban gayee. Tujhe kuch chahiye kya???

Originally posted by: Rajeev Ki Heer

Di very good topic. I also love Alekh and his dialogues

that dialogue was "apun try kar chuka hai. shani bolti hai agar koi upar aaya to woh neeche jump kar kar degi"

alekh to Ali "Tiranga kya Desh ko ganda nahin hone de sakte" ( one of his bestest dialogue 👏)

alekh to Ali when Ali says allah mujhe maaf karde " kar diya.usko bol pooja ko bhi thodi akal de"

when he said to Ali "angrai subah lena.apni girlfriend ko bole torch marna band kare apun ko sona hai" I love when he speaks with that attitute😳.

to Naina " apun ne tujh ko khabri bola tha na galat bola tha"

to ali on raakhi de " lifafe mein dekh le aur to nahin hai. lagta hai poore Kanpur ne tujhe raakhi bheji hai"

when ali says he has only 5 sisters " muhalle ki baaki ladkion ko bhi toone behan hi banaya hoga"😆😆

will write more later😃

😆Well done heer.Di i agree with you alekh's dialuges are too funny.Keep rocking arjun.

alekh n his tapori lingos rock...esp mobile ki duniya 😆

Originally posted by: rajeev the best

😆Well done heer.Di i agree with you alekh's dialuges are too funny.Keep rocking arjun.

awesome collection...thnks

lemme add 1 more...eh mobile ki duniya!

Partner Bole Toe....ek dun raapchik ho aap bhii.....Phir Don ke partner hoo....Alekh mamoo toe pasand aaayeinga hii....aap kooo 😆

Btw nice idea.....aaj se alekh ke dialogues ka collection shuru....apun help karne ko ready ich....

Help chaiyee toe bolo......agar nahi....toe phir bhi apun kareegaaa 😆 😆 😆

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thanx a lot guys 4 appreciating me😳

some more dialogues

when yudi drinks & in Dr Single's room Alekh says to ali & then both Single & ali "apun ko kya ghoorta hai ( to Ali) .apun pee kar behkta nahin hai hold karta hai.mujhe kya maloom tha ke ye fodu niklega" 😆😆

alekh to Cheeka " bachon se kya panja ladata hai. apun se lada"

Alekh to Naina in temprature chamber " Apun ne bahut dard jhela hai Naina. magar tumhara dard, tumhara dard apun se bhi bada hai. tu hi yeh test kar sakti hai aur tujhe karna hoga, tujhe karna hoga"👏

Okay one news for you all. Mam who has started the topic has called Rajeev and asked him to pass a message to Alekh. That she is loving his dialogues and acting.

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Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Okay one news for you all. Mam who has started the topic has called Rajeev and asked him to pass a message to Alekh. That she is loving his dialogues and acting.

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apun bole toh hum sab ko bhi alekh ki diolaogue par ek dum maat mit gaye rai 😳😆😆

i luved it when alekh was telling ali about his independance day memory abt being dressed in the firnagi colors😳

Originally posted by: Bhaskar.T

Okay one news for you all. Mam who has started the topic has called Rajeev and asked him to pass a message to Alekh. That she is loving his dialogues and acting.

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Partner yeh kyun nahi bataya ke aab bhi Tapori Gang ki Member ho....😆

Wah kya topic start kiya Barnalidi ne. We will get all famous dialogues of Alekh thru this. 😛

Some famous one liners of Alekh from me. 😆

Alekh & Ali during their 1st night as room partners. Ali wake up coz he was feeling hot, saw that fan have been switched off. Alekh says Pankha maine band kiya hai..Rat ko koi cheez hilti hai toh mujhe achcha nahi lagta. 😆 Then Ali told him ki kal subah panch baje uthna hai. Ab so jaiye. He said Jail me Apun Char baje uthta tha. The next morning Ali wake up early & read his Namaz. Alekh still sleeping. He wakes him up & tell him Apne aaj nahaya nahi. Alekh says Sher kabhi nahata nahi hai. 😆 So Alekh is a lion who never have a bath. 😆