Originally posted by: Moontide
Mera Reaearch pukaare aaja...
Uss lappy ko patake aaja...
Soona Soona hai jahan...
Aise mein tu kahan...
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Its been more than three and half days now... the search and re-search continues...
yet no trace of you...
They found the car...you weren't inside...so...hope lingers...
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Without you mera research akela pad gaya hai... ajeeb sa khaalipan... (uss per Balu ka balpan).
Jidhar dekhoon, aap hi ki tasveer najar ati hai...
The lamp that lights up your smile..glows dim, The ottoman missing the weight of your feet and the matching chair empty... the main bungalow is fraught with deep sighs from the Victorian furniture, The tenders are a lil worried about the Ferrai horse, its refusing the daily sugar cube...
A pal of gloom is robbing your jewellery collection of its dazzle... The diamonds turning to drops of tears...You medicine cabinet's sitting lazy...your diabetic sweets, even the ants turn away in tears...The square tumbler thirsts for that lopsided touch... The world thirsts for that lopsided smile...
...Meandering through the Maze of your walk in closets I stop in front of the section labeled 'Blue Bandhgala's' and see the one missing from the center...the rest look like limp finery waiting for your V-shape to come fill them...
We all miss you...
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Dutta is distraught.
Aaj uss Gadhe ke haath mein Ghoda toh hai, pann pass mein aap nehi!!
He regrets not having listened to you...hospital mein aapne jab usse kaha tha...
chala goli aur azaad ho ja... he dilly-dallied. How could he hurt you..his Guru
But now seeing Balu hog all the limelight, the wisdom of your words have struck him...
Usse na toh achcha shikari ka khitab mila, na hi azaadi!! (aur na taaliyan)
Dutta's realised ab aage ki zindagi mein he's a prisoner of someone's 'Dada'giri...
and I fear he's lost it a little... have been hugging all and sundry like there's no tomorrow.
Mujhe laagta hai aap hi ko haar hug mein dhoond raha hai woh... He knows you kept your word, usse kharoch tak nehi aane diya...
But I wish you will come back to keep the rest of your promise...
"Pann tere yeh bheje ko garam rakhna mereko achcha lagta re...
tera raag, tera bechaini dilko sukoon deta.."...
Oh Ravindra ji, how do you always know what my heart wants...ditto here sukoon wise.
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Must say You taught Dutta well..the many expressions he gives are such a distraction... But the best part was when he was on top of your Ferrari and Baji smashed that window...
Chat pe Dutta,his hair swept back in the wind..inside you..your tresses swept back in the wind...
That frame is worth its weight in Lutetium.
But If you ask me who that one person is who misses you the most...
Its a close tie between Balu and Shalkanwar.
The later is losing sleep over your disappearance...Gham mein itni doobi hai ke sudh-budh bhulane ke liye got sloshed like a fish and still peg-pe-peg chadha rahi hai... Its painful to watch.
As for Balu... The shock is so severe for him that for a few minutes he couldn't talk...
he would slightly part his lips to speak and all that came out was a noise like a whistle...
Can you imagine...Sanjayrao Naik...failing at words!!!!!!
I remember that time when you spoke to me about his phone calls...how Balu keeps on calling you at the middle of the night for small talk... You also said something about he asking for help with his phone bill payment and you suggesting to him an alternative source of income in the field of Pravachans. You've always had his best interests at heart...Its a pity tingu hone ka dukh woh bhula nehi pata...
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I remember your words..."Kaise samjhaoon ke tu der foot chota hai, ramp is not for you. Pann bahut hunar hai ussmein... Ad libbing mein maharath hai..bahut samjhaya ad world mein ja, adds likh..pann nei...is khushfaimi mein jita hai ke maine uska career chowpat kiya..."
and then you regretted..."Padhai mein bhi mann lagata toh kitna uncha udaan bhar pata...Hepertology mein achcha dimag tha uska...lekin Jack of all trade banne ke chackckar mein Jackle aur kya kya pe bhi research kiya... I hate to see him so confused these days..."
You were so right... Aaj to ussne confusion hi hadd hi paar kar di...
Aap ko apni ankhon ke saamne ojhal hote huye dekh aab...
Sarp ya Kohla ya Mahapurush ya Khaanchor...kuch bhi taay nehi kar pa raha hai...
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Poor Balu, waise bhi kadki hai, (aap ki whiskey ke dam per party deta hai)
ab yeh bara laakh aur dhai hazar ka extra chuna...aur aap ke kho jaane ka gham
Wanting desperately to break your fall ussne aapke saath kuda tha...He was so worried for you that he forgot he was taking his Gaadi with him aur mobile bhi...ab rone se kya fayda?
Usse kya laga tha Sarp bhi maare aur Gaadi bhi na phoote?
But whatever it is, Aaj bhi ussne sirf aap hi ka charcha kiya...
Ab Aap jab tak nehi aate, my only worry is...
Yeh confusion ki dukaan...Jo sarp na samjhe Kohla na samjhe, Mahapurush na samjhe Khaanchar na samjhe...woh ab Kalawati ko kya samjhega!!!!!!!
Kala ki kala samajhne mein aap jaisa S(h)arp insaan maangta...Dutta needs you.
Kala se yaad aya Sudarshan ka maamla bhi toh pending hai.
Aap hamesha kehte the, Patil Niwas mein sach mein koi gora-chitta hai toh woh Su-Su-Darshan. Yun hi uska naam nehi pada...You can't have a fairer face than that...
But Ravindra ji, trust me I saw a fairer face at the hospital...
Remember when you were comming out hugging Madhu...
remember, Balu was biting his lower lip to try attract you? and then Gaekwad was shot?
Ussi waqt I saw a fairer face...
'Sudarshan stands white faced.'
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Ab kaun soch saakta tha ke Sudarshan could turn even more white!!!
Pann laagta hai ke usse woh Washing powder wala add mil gaya hai..
the one you recommended his name for.
He must have been rehearsing for the tag line... 'Makes your whites whiter'!!!
Now he will be entitled to complimentary packs of washing powder.
Aab toh aa jao...😭
Sudarshan ka ganda chaddi-banyan bhi aapko pukaar raha hai...
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