Balu reee...Balu reee...parkhi nazaar ka kya daad doon!!!
Writer seee, keh de reee, yun na tadpaye woh Baji ko!
Jaan le, (woh) maan le, JI ki saanson mein baas ta hai DU,
Chaand re, chaand re, inpe graahan na laagneee dena tu...
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Dear Bandbajao,
Didn't I tell you...I mean just look arround ! and you will find "Looove Balu" proclamations plastered all over the place like election graffiti.
Saw Droopy's planning a vrat for his laaambi umar!!!
And Gecko Dew-drop pearl!! Claims to be Naku's alter ego. Yet has actually warmed up to the Idea of "laaths' to kick start Dutta's dormant grey cells!!!!!! 😲 Not to mention that special Emoticon dedicated to the new man!!!!!! Deva re Deva!!
Still, I don't think kick starting attempts will help. Ask Baji who knows, and he will tell you. Bhau ke dimaag pe zyada load nehi daalneka...direct short circuit honeka tension rehta re.
Didn't you see what happened today?
The more mellifluous Balu got, the more taxed was Dutta's vocabulary!!!!
Agreed, he did give variations... Kaun hai tu?...Sanjayrao kidhar hai?...and then the ultimate oratory...AYE!!!!!!!!!! .
Impressive at a cursory glance, yes.
But Compare that to Balu's...'Shhh !!Shanti rakh thoda...gaon mein log sota hai ye time pe' ...and you know Dutta's failed to make it beyond round 1 in the elocution contest.
And Man! was it a one-sided contest or what? 😃
Balu simply caught hold of Dutta's ego by the scruff of its neck and shook it lovingly the way a tigress would its errant cub. You say Dutta's ego got shot left, right and centre 😉 I say, dhajjiyan udne ke baad did you watch the flakes float down? Almost felt like spreading my hands a la Rani Mukherjee😆 Last day we were saying may be cutting that ego down by 20% will help. Today it was like Baji trying to salvage whatever 20% was left of it 😃
The total kiddo treatment ... interpressed with the Rajjaa was too much😆. Dutta could only choking in his own fury.
He is never good with options and Balu today gave him too many...
time khoti nakko kar/ goli chala/ nahi chalata toh bandook hata/faltu mein dabake mat rakh/ Maar chal./ chala goli/ aur khush rahe/
No wonder he was a confused mass of confusion...I mean have a heart yaar...Dutta's predicament was more like Ramu Verma...Darana Zaruri hai ki Darana mana hai, samajh mein nehi aaya usse.
But the ultimate torture for Dutta was Balu giving him solid logic...forcing him to think...even telling where to think from 😆 asking a twin runway flight to do a spot lift-off!!!!! No wonder his fingers have started to press that trigger. The jaws too must be in terrible pain with all that clenching.
MR's expressions were priceless and a throw back on JMM1.
I mean is it just us or is Dutta too remembering Jagtaap?
Having seen Balu and hear him speak of Damodar, I am forced to wonder at the conversations the two used to have!!! I mean was Damodar's tounge too as honey laced as Balu's? or was he more into the Dutta-esque eye rolling teeth grinding bit? (His eyes and teeth both being more intimidationg than his son's.) But one Q bugs...where was Balu when Damya died? Its obvious they both had kept an eye on Dutta and Madhu. But why was Balu not by Damodar's side when he was embarking upon the most difficult expedition of his life, that is look for his son's forgivance? Also, does Balu know Kala poisoned his bro?
Balu has given Dutta two big pointers. (As usual lost on him)
...Mereko maarne ke baad bhi tere ilake se laadki log gayeb hoyegaich...
the other being...koi kisi ka saga nehi hota hai, malum...
I would love to know how much of Damya (bhau) do Balu see in Dutta?
He surely sees himself in Baji 😃 Vinay's Chotu today took the heart away with his expressions. Had little to say, but a lot to emote and did he do a great job! 😊
It took one D-B love story to recognise another.
(*arches a meaningful brow to writer and aknowledges mnX12's thoughtful comment*)
Baji I saw was observing keenly and trying to pick up a few tips on the way. He too has the gift of the Gab but knows when to bow to superior powers. Smart dude that he is, promptly put down that gun and warmed his way all over again into Balu's ventricles.
Nanasaheb made a brief appearance. Almost like an item number...pull the crowds you know!
...and that Laafa on Dinya 😉 Made my Day 😆
What a lily!!! Ek thappad se khoon mein latpat? Bada aya tha Hero banne!!!! Then again haath kinka tha woh bhi to maine rakhta hai. I mean what can you say of a man whose style mantra extends even to the BGs' attire (paisley prints...cool decoy...). Its a shame that the precap indicates these neatly turned out BGs will go and trip on the catwalk.
Now a few things that need be discussed:
1. An anthology of Balu-speak...we need to keep up with him
2. A good book of Marathi muhavras for Dutta...he desperately needs to brush up his communication skills.
3. Mereko doubt hai..the writer too has flipped for Sanju baba. Yes deffo. Or else how come he got to shoot all the verbal bullets? So I suggest we impress Balu and pull him to our side on the Mango Dharna thing.
4. Naku's Kidnapping...I remember you proposed an alternative to it consisting of nuzzling the neck and stuff...Well you don't have my vote there👎🏼
5. Baji dancing on Sudarshan's chest...I propose
Dhink chika, dhinka chaika Dhink chika, dhinka chaika, Re ae ae..Ae ae ae..ae
Bara mahine mein Bara traike se, Tujko roj tadpata jaoonga re
Dhink chika, dhinka chaika Dhink chika, dhinka chaika, Re ae ae..Ae ae ae..ae
Bara minute bhi Lagta hai ab na, Bin tujhe thok Reh paonga re
Dhink chika, dhinka chaika Dhink chika, dhinka chaika, Re ae ae..Ae ae ae..ae...
Thanking you,
dishevelled Moontide.
Edited by Moontide - 14 years ago
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