D vs BG

This is not a BG update, this is a match update. Please read every line in a single breath.

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Khel ke maidan khacha khach bhara hay, kiladio & dasrshako se. Umpire saheba black shadi pe baithi hai aapni kurshi pe( Tai Saheb, usse hum US bulayenge is post ke liye.) aaj ka mukhya mehmano mese hai ullu the great Sudarshan, Chasker & honorable Seema ji and aaj ka third umpire hai Devi ma.

Khiladio bechan ho rahe hai khel suru karne ke liye per ye kya US to D&N LS pe khoye huye hai. Ahhaaaa per gaya namak US ke ankhome jab D ne N se pyar bhari bate ki aur ussne gusseme aake khel suru karne ki ghosna kardi.

KHEL SURU KI JAYE

BGs ke taraf se do gend phenki gai D ne pehele ko thok dia aur dusre ko bhi thok dia….aur ye hua do runs. 👏BGs ke orr se char gend ek sath choda gaya aur D ne ek maari charo ke charo girgaye….. char runs👏 👏( US bechan ho rahe hai. Mukhya mehman ullu US ke sath jud ke match fixing ke bade me soch rahe hai). O ye kya ho gaya ye dhokebaz BG akele kiun aya😲 ( lag ta hai iska dimag puri tarha se kaam karna chod di hai). Aur D ne ye maaara waaaaw kya short tha……….ek run mila.khel puri tarha jam chukka hai baap re baap sare ke sare BGs ek sath a raha hai Aur D ne mara …….gend boundary ke bahar……..Chakkaaaaaa(six)………..aur ek chakkaaaaa 👏 👏 👏 👏idhar chakke pe chakke mare jaa rahe hai udhar ullu se raha nehi gaya ussne no ball ( goli) maar diya. Per 3^rd umpire ko ye baat achchi nehi lagi iss liye ek gend (BG) Kaam kardi khel se. Dusre mukhkhe meheman Seema ji ko ye no ball hajam nehi hui ussne club house me ullu ko aapne grephth me kar li ( pallu se nehi gun se) & US ke dhyan ko bhatka di khel se.

Yahoooooooooo D ne filhal match jeet lia & uska trophy khud ne D ke sath aapne ko bandh li.

Uffffffff Khel khatam.

Originally posted by: preety_219

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Wah wah RItun kya match tha👏
Ye to world cup se bhi bada shandar tha,tune pehle batana chahiye tha naa,to main kum se kum live dekh sakti😆😆😆
Ab ye bhi bata de ki ullu ka US kya haal karengi😆
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ullu ka ? aare match ka pura paisa doob gaya pani me. ullu kahe ga "aapne 3rd umpire ko sath kiun nehi liya 😡 mera no ball cancel kardiya usne." aur US kahe gi " kya kare Naku ne pehele sehi 3rd umpire ko haath me kar rakhi hai".😆

Originally posted by: -Srushti-

Haha Ritun...tumne to tai ko umpire bana dala😆
Dutta ne kitne chhakee mare...sare paani mein jaake gire😆
Fab post Ritun⭐️

Very good