Dearest Mimi,
Your Highness writes! That's right...I rule. And not just that but make an ullu out of Suds, too. You know I took my rightful seat in Bhao's leather chair today...it has a very nice, comfortable groove. However, I had my fun before I did that--ullu ke saath. I teased him with the chair...slowly taking it out while giving him hope. He was so ready to accept the candy but I took it from him, like I was taking it from a baby. And when I sat down...I declared myself Tai Sahib! Ullu is going to be my Baaji from now...he was so hurt I didn't make him my partner...but I like hurting people. Besides, a buffoon like him can only be my servant and never an equal...
You know what surprised me about Bhao and his office? He has the cctv's right in there and never heard a thing I said let alone catch the many crimes I committed. Do you remember me with Sethji? Oh, yeah...you skipped that episode. But anyway, the TVs showed what's happening in my dungeon where the loonies are being held, and while Aai and Kishore's "I can't believe I never saw it coming" bak bak was amusing and expected, Leela and Roops, I have to say have completely been shocking. Leela never saw Suds' real face? Kishore can say that about me and make sense--I'm that good...but Suds...no, no, Leela you saw it but maybe you were, um, blinded by love for Suds? Or maybe you're a bigger buffoon then your husband. And meri pyari choti to pagal hojayegi...nahin reh sakti na aise halaat mein--spoiled jo hai. Haye...I suffer to see her suffering for water. Charna mrith legi? **gives a maniacal laugh** I am living high!
The Royal Diva
Kalavati