First, a big thanks to the whole dev team and Avani for taking over when my computer when schizo on me! You guys rock!!!! I love you all! *muaaah muaaaaah* 🤗
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Short Update
- Bhoomi continues her tirade against Tulsi…. *yawn* Raj Bhasin is in House of Evil when he runs into Bhoomi there, and assures her that Abhir will be out soon… *yawn* Abhir returns… Tulsi tries her autowallah proof, but he also turns out to be of no use…. *yawn* Tanya sunaaofies Tulsi khari-khoti, Karan screams at her…. *yawn* Bhoomi also is rude to Tulsi, Karan screams at her too… Bhoomi refuses to apologize and leaves….*yawn*
- Abhir rubs salt in Tulsi's wounds… *yawn*
So totally, a YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY EPISODE!
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Scene : Chandramukhi (Bhoomi) ban gayi Jwaalamukhi…
B: You broke my engagement!!! You got Abhir arrested!!!!! You have ruined my life!!!!! All my bitterness and hatred is all because of you!!!!!!!!!
T: Can't you see how much I love you??
Hahaha! What a roadside romeo type dialogue… It's like the mawaali says this and then the ladki removes her sandal and gives him nicely… Lekin haila… yeh toh Tulsi hai….
B: You and love? Yes…You're right… Your love is hanging on the wall in the form of Ansh uncle's picture…. I know everything... Nothing is hidden from me… I hate you and all this drama you do…. I wont let anyone come b/w Abhir and me…The both of us never had a relation and we never willlll!!!!!!!!!
Tulsi is all depressed…. Ansh ka picture looks all smug and "HAHAHAHA! IN YOUR FACE TULSI MAAA!!!!! MAIN WAAAPPAS AAA GAYA HOOOOOOON!!!!!!" type behind her…
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Karan is thinking about Tanya's words about how Tulsi is treating Bhoomi like this because she is Ansh's daughter…
K: Is it really because of Ansh that Maa is…No!!! She can't… How can I think like this… I have become so blind in my love for my daughter that I can't recognize the truth….
Arre waaah… Looks like someone's all samajhdaar now!
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Raj Bhasin comes to that ugly house with all the frickin ugly yellow couches that look like they're made from banana skin or something…. I would burn those couches, if I was sure that they would release toxic chemicals that would kill everyone within a 3 mile radius of me… I HATE THOSE YELLOW SOFAS!!!! HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!!
RB: Coming here is dangerous…. But for Abhir, I have to… I have to get those papers….
He goes and makes the whole room uthal puthal trying to find some godforsaken papers that noone has a clue about… Abbe oh kameeene!?!?!? Yeh sab saaf kaun karega?!?!!?!? Such a typical man!!! Makes a mess and doesn't clean up after himself!!! Ugh!!!! Loser!!!!!!
RB: Where are they???
Again I ask "WHAT PAPERS!?!?!?!?"
R:I can't understand where they are…. I have to get to them before someone comes here!!!!!!
I cant understand…. WHAT PAPERS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Aur itne bade goggles mooh par chadha ke rakhe hai, aur kuch dikhaai bhi nahi detaaa? Chipkali kahinkaaa….
Finally, he finds whatever evil, satan's papers he is looking for….
RB: Thank god!
YES! THANK GOD! Warna phir se "Kaahaaan hai paperssss??" ki rat shuru kar dete… Hmph…
He gets out of the room to collide into *TAAA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
*Scary music – ding di ding ding di ding ding di ding dinding din din!*
Arre apni Bhoomi hai yaaarrr…..
B: Uncle what are you here? You were in America…..?
RB: Yes I had a meeting in Bangkok but I came immediately when I heard about Abhir….
B: It's good you came…. Come lets go to the police station…. I want to free Abhir as soon as possible….
RB: Listen to me.. Go home.. I'm here now, I'll handle everything… It wont be easy though…Your Dadi has trapped Abhir well, but I will make sure Abhir gets out soon….
Bhoomi leaves happily….
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Vijay and Tulsi scene… Filler scene, just like Lakshya and KT scenes…. To fill up bacha kucha time… Hmph…
V: Criminals think they are too great until they are caught…But once they are, even their shadows leave their side…
T: We need proof, Vijay or we will not be able to succeed….
V: Don't worry…
DON'T WORRY!?!? PICHLI BAAR BHI YAHIII KAHAA THA NAA?!?!? AUR KYA KIYA?!?!? JAAKE SEEEDHA ABHIR KE KAAMRE MEIN JAAKAR USKE MUUH PAR TORCH MAAR DIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU FRICKING GOT CAUGHT!!!!! LORD!!!!!!!!!!
V: He must have left proof somewhere… And we have a witness to Rishi's accident We have all the proof… I just hope that the sentence is sounded soon.. .There will be 2 options, either death of life imprisonment…
T: I just pray that his evil shadow never falls upon my family again…
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Manthan is looking frickin UBER HOT in his new glasses.. haaaaye mera bachcha.. Kitna cuteee lag raha haiii! *kissssie*
M (to Bhoomi) : Did you find out anything about Abhir???
Tulsi comes there….
T: You wanna know about Abhir??? Then listen…. That boy is in jail right now.. And he will be there for 14 years… That is the punishment he will get for putting a nazar on my family….
Bhoomi: You must be very happy, right…? So when is the party…Anyway, giving everyone sadness and celebrating is your habit... So celebrate! Coz this whole house and everyone in it dances to your tune… I promise it wont be for long… My Abhir will not let your evil intentions succeed…
Arre yaar koi is bawakoof ko samjhaaao yaar…
T: I'm not at all sad that Abhir is in jail... Know why??? Because he deserves it… You are saying whatever right now because you have a false sense of his love surrounding you… Once that is removed, you will see the truth in what I am saying….
Abhir's awaaaaz: Yes, VERY TRUE…
He enters with a policeman...
A: I know you are very shocked seeing me…. But I had to prove my innocence…
Okie now Tulsi like really FREAKS OUT! I have never seen Tulsi freaking out, so it was kinda fun….
T: INSPECTOR!!!!! WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE?!?!? HE IS A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!! I GAVE YOU PROOOF!!!!!
Insp: Yes, the proof you gave, proved that he is totally innocent…
Ha ha ha ha!!! Sorry… But couldn't control myself… Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Every single time! Every single time, this happens!
Bhoomi and Tanya give their Colgate smiles…. Karan looks like someone hit him over the head with a brick…
T: I…I… I…Innocent?
K...K…K…K….Kiran!?!?!
A: Why do you think I can kill someone… I had gone for office work… If it hadn't come, why would I leave my own engagement???
Ummm…To kill someone!?!?!?!
T: Who are you fooling!?!?!?!!
A: I'm just here to say the truth coz I know how hurt you are when all this happened….I wanted to tell you the truth… When I got outta off, my car wasn't there… I went to the police station and wrote a report…..The inspector left me here in his jeep…The accident was by the person who stole my car….!
T: I don't believe you… I have proof… A PERSON WHO SAW YOU…
Tulsi calls auto wallah who says that he is coming as soon as possible….
He comes…
T: Isn't this the man??
Autowallaah looks at Abhir…
AW: I saw the accident... But I didn't see who did it….
Tulsi is shocked… I am not… This is as predictable as my bloody management textbook….
AW: The windows were closed so I couldn't see who did it…
Bhoomi smiles….. She runs to Abhir and hugs him…. Arre kuch toh sharam karo… Ghar ke bade chote sab khade hai aur tum ho ki….Chiii chiii chiii!
B: I knew he was innocent… But this woman… She is always… You know why? She can't bear my happiness…
T (screaming at Auto guy): TELL HIM!!!!!!!!! YOU TOLD ME YOU SAW THE PERSON!!!!!!!! TELL THEM ALLLL!!!!!!!!
Ab: I knew you wont believe me..
T: Both of us know that this is not the truth… You can buy anyone including this police man and the autoperson….
Insp: Be careful how you talk….You dunno who you are talking to … You sent an innocent man to jail and now you are accusing a police officer…
T: Uhhh…Ummm…I didn't mean….
A: I came to ask for forgiveness.. I just came to prove my innocence.. which I just did…
T: YOU ARE A CRIMINALLLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Tanya: MAA! Everything is in front of us... Who should we believe...? Your jhoote saboooot or Abhir's truth…? As a bahu I have always supported you but tell me why are you behind my daughters life?!!?!?!
K: TANYA!!!! You have no right to talk to maa like this…. Don't insult my mom by getting carried away in the spirit of your motherhood…
A: Karan sir is right.. don't insult dadi…This is her love for Bhoomi….
B: Really..? Is that why my She is after my happiness… She is never beneath attacking anyone in the family.. Including her children!!!!!!
K: BHOOOMI!!!!! don't cross your limits… Don't try and make excuses.. Apologize…. APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!!!!
B: I'm sorry.. I will not do that…
Bhoomi runs upstairs and we see on chota nanosecond-y glimpse of lakshya and kt looking like the dumb opinionless morons that they are…
A: I apologize from Bhoomi's side…
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Tulsi is all depressed…..
T: The same Bhoomi who used to play in my lap… I was the one whom she loved me most, today she is accusing me... I never thought that I will have to see such a day….
She sheds some tears….
Abhir: Oh god…. Why these tears??? You know dadi, these tears are precious… keep them safe…. They will be your last support.. so don't waste them….
Tulsi gives her the "TULSI VIRANI" look… That KT seems to have gotten from her…. That scaaaaaaaaaaary glare!!!!!
A: Whoa! Scared! I know…. What just happened… You feel all hurt… I didn't even imagine that Bhoomi could hate you so much… And in my opinon…She doesn't even know that she is the daughter of the son who you…. Whoooaaa! I am soo scared… Imagine if she finds out!!!!!! That you killed her father! Thennn??? Yes, that's the hatred I want to see in her eyes… I will turn the fire in her into a volcano that will destroy you….
Veryy good acting by Vikas here…. *clap clap*
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Comments: Why God WHY!?!? Maine aise kyaaa paap kiye hai ki mujhe is sulook se guzarnaa pad raha hai….Please please please pleaseeeeeeee! Ekta, get this track over with! I really can't bear to watch and update anymore… It has become almost painful! Wait, it's not ALMOST PAINFUL, its ABSOLUTELY mind numbingly PAINFUL! I cant take it anymore… I really cant!
I have a request: Stop watching Kyunki, and let the TRPs plummet….So then maybe Ekta will change the story…Oh I don't know… I'd much rather watch KAA and KGGK now than Kyunki.. I feel like I'm writing the same update again and again! God! So frustrating!
Overall rating: 0/10
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