While your at it 😉
If Shakespare came back and wanted to marry you, you would say?
Thanks but no thanks
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1. Adolph Hitler comes and wants to auditen for the Role of Kunal Seghal in Kya Hoga Nimmo Ka. You are Ekta Kappor, what do u say to him?
Yehi hain right choice baby
2. If you were Ekta Kapoor, which actor would you marry?
Knowing how insecure and foolish sometimes they are, I woundn;t marry an actor at all. A business tycoon would be more like it
3. In a pond there are ten fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?
Cos you dive in to clean the pond😆
4. Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, today, tomorrow
5. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away
A film role??
6. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't see it. What is it?
Coffin
7. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Which part of the world did she live in ?
8. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
It was ofcourse Mt. Everest, so what if people didn't know abt it ?
9. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a Boston citizen. How is this possible?
Parents born in Boston, took a different citizenship and their child was born when they were touring Boston.
10. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
Yeh, mera test kyun liya jaaraha hain.
PS: Why are u at a loss of words re? 😆 😆 . You got my offlines on yahoo kya ? And y does ur msn keep logging u in and out after every 5 mins 😕
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And therz more.........😃
Most lovely icon? 😊 A simple smile Why does this🤢 have x for eyes - Cos the eyes are closed tight Why is this😳 blushing - Cos its being teased Why is this😆 laughing - At my foolishness Why is this😕confused - At our Weirdness here Why is this👏 clapping - Cos its a happy soul Why is this😭 crying - Cos its emotionally over come Why does this have a black eye - Cos it was hit when it refused to eat food Why is this😉 winking - Cos its thinking of a mischief Why is this😛 sticking out its tongue - Cos its singing Why is this😊 so pristinely perfect - Cos its human Why is this😃 showing its teeth - Cos its used a new toothpaste Why is this😡 angry - Cos its stupid 🤗Iski baahein kiske intezaar mein hai? - Me - 🤡Why is this a clown? Tell me a sad story about its childhood.
Cos it has realised the value of laughter and believes in making others healthy. There is no sad story behind it. Its just an enlightened soul
Rest later jaani
Edited by DeepAnBH - 18 years ago