Guess whoz here . Here are a few questions. I will be back..btw, u havent answered laks di's rapid fire
I Just did Eishu
**Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?
The alarm unwinds itself, so its "Off" tension
**Why does jello have a smell when you add the powder in the water, but when it "gels" the scent virtually disappears?
The synergy between water, jello and heat forms a new composition. They all give up their individual property and unite to form a more useful "gel"
**What is the point in saying "may I ask" and then follow it up with a question
Somebody can always interrupt them there, if they really want to. Do you always do that or somebody does that to you always?
**If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?
I guess its for chewing it alone.
**How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn't turn your skin that color?
The lotion is meant for a different action. To soothe the skin. Color after all is not everything
**Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Not at all. It reiterates God's teachings. "God Helps Those Who Help Themselves"
**Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
Nope, it's a colourant which makes lemonade pink and lemon's contribution is in taste. Like I said for the lotion, Whats in a color?
**Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Children out grow their cuteness and loose their innocence as they grow up. Most adults too have imaginary friends, but don't exhibit it for society. That I suppose differentiates an adult and a child.
**Why do bullies always ask "what's your problem" when they're obviously not going to solve it?
Cos bullies love others problems
**Do stairs go up or down?
Depends on whether you want to use it to ascend or descend
**When people say, "I'm so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
If the recipient was in a better frame of mind (The situation was different) they might laugh off a comment as a joke.
**Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?
To demarcate the empty space for neatness
Which is worse?
Everybody thinking that you are annoying?
or
Everybody thinking you are dull?
Both are equally horrible Eishu.
Bleeding to death
or
Starving to Death
Being in a dark scary room alone
or
Being in a well lit room with Micheal Jakson
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Thats it for now.Have fun!!!
Loved your Questions. Had real fun answering them