Ok before I begin leem give a brief intro to d new wbbrevations..
U all must be knowin abt PB: Bhaisi pam
DA: donkey aniket
PM: our very own piggyman samar
and yes lets appreciate the efforts of twinecool 4 givin us d highlights
Here it goes:
At KN's house…
Kunal is searching fantatically inside his pants…..nimmo comes n says isliye keh rahi thi ki agar paise soch samjh ke kharch kare hote na to yeh din nahi dekhna padta, tumhare paas auto mein jaane ke paise to hote…kunal is all guilty…..
Kb comes n says chalo kunal yeh dahi kha lo..kunal looks like why n she says hey ache shagun ke liye hai..aaj tumhara naukri ka pehla din hai na….
She gives d dahi to kunal n says acchha aaj jaldi aa jaana aaj vallabh ka pav bhaji day hai…kunal says pav bhaji day…nimmo replies actually hum sawan ke dino mein pyaaz aur adrak(ginger) nahi khhate na aur who aa j se phir shuru ho jaata hai..isliye pav bhaji day..
Kb says agar tum vallabh ki haath ki pav bhaji kahoge na to tum sabki pav bhaji bhool jaoege.. uski pav bhaji humari chawl mein world famous hai….😆
Kunnu then says achha main aaj jaldi aa jaonga… nimmo says tum kaise ja rahe ho, auto ke to paise hai nahi, bus mein jaoge kya.
Kunal: haan yeh soch kar to ghabrahat ho rahi hai..
Nimmo: chalo main tumhe chod deti hoon, mereko vaise bhi kal wala kaam pura karna hai…
Kb gives look to nimmo on dist ht says wht all people do 4 love..
Both leave n kb waives them goodbye and gets damn irritated on tastin d curd on her own 😆
At the bus stop:
Kunal ask why r we standing at d end of d queue.. Nimmo says to kunal ki aaj main tumhe bus mein chadna sikhati hoon..jaise hi bus aaye bus ke saath saath bhagna, phir ek lambi saans lena aur bus mein dhake se chad jaana..kunal demonstrates n asks ki kyat um chad logi… nimmo replies tht zindagi bhar bus mein hi to travel kiya hai. Nimmo then says achha humari bus ka number hai 341, kisi aur bus mein na chad jana..kunal says ok..
The bus comes and both climb inside. Kunal says ki agar roz bus mein chado to exercise karne ki zaroorat hi nahi hai. Nimmo says yeh to hai. Kunal then says I am so happy ki main bas mein chad gaya( so cute),
Nimmo repkies ki hum middle class logon ke paas itni tensions hoti hai ki life ki chotti chotti chize bhi hume khushi deti hai, jeaise ki bus mein chadna, yaar phir traffic na Milan ya phir bus mein seat milna.
Tabhi one seat gets empty n kunal says nimmo seat
Both sit n kunal says I am feeling on top of the world..pata hai nimmo jab main apni Mercedes mein travel karta than a tab main sochta tha ki yeh buses ban ho jaani chaiye fue to their rash driving but I was so wrong..dekho aaj main bus mein hoon aur sab logon se upar I feel so good.
Nimmo says very goos tumne apni life ke changes ko accept kar liya hai. Kunal says its all because of u, thank u.
Nimmo says no sorry n thnks in friendship right !!!!
At the office:
Kunal goes n greets his boss but he leaves without sayin nythin as he is on d phone..
Kunal feels hurt n says ki jab main boss tha maine bhi badi baar apne employess ke saath aise hi kiya hoga, agar dubara kabhi boss bana to main apne saare employees ko smile se greet karunga. 😊
At the sehgal office:
Dadi is asking DM ki why is samara in kunal's office. DM replies pata nahi dadai kyon aisa kar raha hai, use maine itna samjhaya hai par tab bhi..pata nahi PM kya kya bolata rehta hai ki ab main boss hoon main aise karunga, waise karunga..
Dadi says someone has 2 tell him wht is right n worng n then she opens a file n says wht is this. Who has filled these tender quotations…
DM says PM has done dis.. dadi calls him n PM comes. Dadi questions him to which he says ki noe tht I will not work as kunal did I will do wht I have to do aur aap beech me mat boliye..
DM says talk properly 2 dadi..
But PM rattles on n says dadaji has given us dis business 2 run n we have taken a risk. Lets us do wht we have to n u don't interfere… 😡 .dadi looks upset…
Outside dadi's office:
DM calls PB n says maine dadi ke dil mein samr ke liye aag laga di hai ab kunal ki baari hai..
PB says yes n I am waitin 4 2day evening… 😡 🤢
Kunal on d streets:
He is tryin to sell booby agarbatti but people r banging d door on his face.
He is having gr8 difficulty ..he even by fooling one watchman n by bribing others enters good housing localities n tries to sell d product..
There one man opens d door n he is a crossdesser…kunal is all surprised to c him n says sir who.he ask whts it handsome he says bobby..the man says u know my name 2..
Kunal says nahi sir, mam n he is so confused..bobby to product hai..the man takes himinside n kunal somehow manages to escape…😆
At the office:
People r submitting what they have sols, one has sold 60 packs another 100 but kunal comes in n says 7…
The owner is shocked n says 7…he calls someone n says ki yeh kahaan gaya tha, the man says malad eat n goes..
The boss says who to apna area hai aur wahaan sirf saat wahan to max. hone chaiye thi. Chal bata tune kya bola tha
Kuna: yahaan
Boss: to tere liye theatre lagwao
Kunal: booby agrabati sasti, choti, mosquito replent coil..
Boss: o angrez ki aulad, jab mujhe nahi samjh aaya to wahaan pe logon ko kya samjh mein aaya hoga…
Then he says something abt his father n grandfather
Kunals gets angry ns ay ski please mere father n gp pe na jaye…aapko pata hai who kaun hain n then he says abt s sehgals..he says he has d experience of handling d indian market as well as d American market n he is tryin to tell him..
Pehle apna brand dekho aur uska naam dekho..the boss is shocked,,kunal says mujhe yahaan kaam nahi karna, ia m leavin n hands d money 2 him n leaves…
At natasha's office:
Kunal is sittin with nats n she says I knew it ki tumse yeh kaam nahi hoga, jab maine kal kaha tha tab to tum bada bura maan gaye the. Kunal says but atleast I tried na
Nats: agar yeh try tumne dadaji ke samne kari hot to aaj tumhe yeh din na dekhna padta..
Kunal is surprised n says matlab main dadaji se sorry bolo
Nats: dusro ke samne gidgin=ane se to achha hai tum apno ke samne jao.
Kunal: no, its abt selfrespect
Nats: tumhra dimaag bhi na tumare waqt ki tarah kharab ho gaya hai
Kunal: chod.. main to yahaan aaya tha ki saath calenge coffee piyenge
Nats: haan but abhi nahi I have a very imp. Meeting after that we can go..
Kunal gets more angry n says…oh just leave it, I will be ok…I will manage…
Nats tries to explain but he leaves n d epi ends…
Precap: kab,Krishna n vallabh r enjoyin makin pav bhaji