Member Of The Week (Extended) :- Minnie - Page 77

ok Minnie this is my 1st one for yu. earlier ones none were frm me. all were sent to me to b posted.'

There is a word in the English language where the first two letters indicate a male, the first three letters indicate a female, the first four indicate a great man and the whole word is a great woman. What is the word?

wow !!!! ☢️

heroine

Hello, I am Adi from the saregamapa section- bahut hi masoom aur sedha saadha insaan.Yeh main nahi mere dost Bhaskar ka kehena hain..😛.

hi massom and saadha saaha Adi. I love emartis !!! 😛

Let me ask you some very easy questions :

1.There is a english word which has 1G and 1T. But when it is pronounced, it sounds in an Indian language as if there is 1G and 4T in that language. Now all you have to do is, tell me which is the word?

Toh mai tumse kahoongi, is baat ko agar tum, kisi aur tarah se kehte, thoda behtar smajhate, to achcha hota !!!

2.Why didn't the ketchup tell the mustard how he felt about her?

coz he couldn't mustard enough courage !!!

3. How did the milkshake feel about his time in the blender?

As if he blended into him all the way....

4. What kind of cup is impossible to drink from?

hic-cup !!! 😆

Hello shello folks and Minnie, me too here 😳

Some questions for you Minnie 😈 😈 😈

a) Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

That was the idea, then they decided to save on the ink......

b) What shape is the sky?

it's square and I stand by it. 😉

the inventor of the word didn't know proper English.

d) Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

Yes. It's hair that one hair they comb everyday.

Will be back with more 😛

Easy way out Priya. get an ID lik Saba. 😆😆😆 yu automatically become Bholi Bhali innocent 😆😆😆

ok my single one.

Tomra je baloo dibasho rajani,
bhalobasha bhalobasha…

Shokhi bhalobasha kare koye,
shey ki kebale-i jatonamaye…

Shey ki kebal-i chokher jal,
shey ki kebal-i dukher shwash…

Tabey karey lokey ki sukher-o tare,
emon dukher-o aash?

Yu know the question right? whtever Gurudev is asking is my query too 😛

For those who dn't understand bangla, this is part of a Tagore song and all i am trying to ask is wht Gurudev is asking here, that is, if Love hurts so much, why do people luk forward to it?

It's a universal question. Do let us know when you have your querry answered !!!!

Okay My next lot now!!!😆😆 The answers to all my sets are actually very easy to get. Bas thora soochna parega aapko kaha milega Minnie... 😆

1-Relate yourself with any historic character,explain why

Right now I can relate to anyone with 10 hands. I Need them to answer the rediculous number of questions you guys have posted !!!!

2-Relate yourself with any showbizz character , explain why

Spiderman. I need to crawl out and entangle your hands in a web so that you can't type any more questions and spam my MOTW 😭

3-What is the meaning of life ( if you remove the element of religion from it)

hey, I didn't know even you were looking for this answer.Why don't we both set to find about it????

4-Internet communication : social or anti-social activity

It's ALL the activity I get to do now a days !!!!😆

Minnie,

Between Seeta and Draupadi, who do you think is a more powerful or should I say, stronger character. and why

Draupadi. Seeta couldn't face one Ram, and sought the easy way out. Draupadi manipualted 5 of them and came out the winner.

One of the ancient puranas which tell the story of Maharishi Jamadagni and his wife, who was a very pious lady and a pati vrata. One day, she spotted a very handsome man and in her mind, thought to herself that indeed he is very handsome. This comes to the knowledge of the Maharishi, by certain sequence of events and he curses her for not being faithful. This is our history or culture or should I say, ideal situation as explained over geenrations by our grandparents.

how do u relate this with the current day television world and current day life.... where ogling is but a common past time, for both men and women. Fidelity is a virtue alien to some parts of society.

To me, it's an extreme, contrary to any normal human being. Appreciating beauty is no sin, be it human, or feral, or even non animated. If we can appreciate the beauty of a river, an lake, a tree, a flower, a dog, a cat, a lion, a bird, then why can't we simply look at another human being and appreciate ?? It's plain bullying and the sage was wrong.

ok minnie few questions frm me. these r jst to knw yu more. 😊

1. Wht makes yu feel yur best?

Ah.....I never knew you knew my secret !!! I feel I am the best because you said so without my saying so so you surely think I am the best so that is why I feel I am the best !!! 😃
2. Where do yu spend most of yur day?

At home.

3. And wht time do you enjoy most?

The quiet evening (or shud I say night 😆), curled up next to my hubby watching TV or reading, after the day's work is done.

4. Free day! What do yu do?

I sleep, I go shopping, I eat out, I sleep, I go to parks and play kiddy games with kids. And I watch re run of avatar the last airbender😳

5. Yu feel yur best when you've got perfect: score in any exam; sent home happy guests from home; have my kids come running to me and say, you are the best mommy ever !!!!😳

6. Wht do yu do with "me" time? India-forums
7. When yu feel stressed, yu wuld most likely reach for: a Book
8. Friends wuld say yu r more: loyal
9. More than anythng, friends and family are yur: anchor
10. Wht is Minnie to Minnie. Easy going, but too stuck up on being fair.

Jst 10 easy ones. see i am nt throwing my regular ones yet.dnt worry will nt throw thm at yu. 😆

Nw imagine Adi yu hav ten heads and two hands and yu hav cold with yur nose flowing. nw wht wil yu do 😆

And tht is my next question for yu Minnie 😆 how did Ravan managed whn he was in tht state.😆

He had the power to rid of nine of them as and when he wanted !! Smart guy !! 😆

Question for Minnie.

Which mouth of Ravan was used to drink water.

The one nearest to the water source of course !!!

And which mouth was used to eat Food. The one which smelled the tastiest food. Imagine the luxury of smelling 10 different yummy food at the same time 😆



Which ear of Ravan was the dirtiest due to lack of proper cleaning 😆

That S.Priya failed to examine. She was the incompetent doctor he threw at Shurpnaka to play with 😆 So she vowed never ever to become a doctor in her next janam and became a lawyer instead !!!

How did Ravan know which crown fit which head. Did he have stickers to identify the different crowns for his different heads 😆

he was fortunate to have all the heads of same size. so never faced that problem 😆

ok me too here 😆 😆

Minnie jst came to post few questions. continuing wth Priys's ones on ravan 😆

1. Did ravan had seperate brushes for teeths of all his heads.

Yes. And he had one rakshas for each head to do his brushing.

2. so how much time did it take for him to brush.

Ask the rakshas doing his brushing!!

3. I dnt thnk he could brush the teeth of his last head as his hands wont reach there 😆 . so who did tht for him.

Arre he was a king. Of course he had personal attendants !! Kya yaar, subko humare jaisa middle class soch ke rakha hai kya bheedu ??!!!

4. How could he manage to use ear buds whn at one time say 4 pairs of ears started itching?

As per our reports, his head dissappeared at will, so did his itch. So when his nose flowed, or ear itched, he reduced the numbers to managable proportions.

5. This the most imp. one 😆 He had 10 heads. One on his neck so tht means 4 on one side and 5 on otha. so how could he manage to keep the balance. is it tht his head was always tilted to one side 😆

he compensated for it with a big pot belly. The weight of the belly kept him rooted to the ground !!! 😆

OK some more from me.

How did Ravan maintain the Moustaches of each head.

had employees.

If he had a beard for each head, what was the lenght of each beard. Did he grow the beard in some particular design of shape and size???
he was weak in maths, So never kept any beard.

What was the size of Ravan's bed?

10 multiplied by 10 multiplied by his size.Please take out ur calculator to do the calculations.

How many pillows did Ravan use? Did he use one pillow per head? If so, what was the size of each pillow 😉

he liked large ones 😉

When we choke while eating food, we hit our head so that if food has entered the wind pipe, it will be thrown out immediately. Which head of Ravan would he hit if he choked on his food 😉

Only one mouth ate at one time. He was very strict about following this principle.

If Ravan had to wink at an apsara, which eye of which head would he use.
the one nearest to the apsara. how else would she see??
Can he wink at different apsaras sitting in his darbar at the same time 😃

yes.

If an apsara had to sing a song in Ravan's court, praising him and praising his 10 heads, what song will he sing? It has to be a hindi film song, you can change the wordings but tune to remain same 😆

Unki saron me jaado,

mucho me jaadoo,

jaddo me kho gaya dil,

ho gaye bekaabu,

he looked at me and I looked at him aur ho gayi mushkil,

his heads became my destiny

aur kho gaya mera dil,

dus saron ne le liya mera dil ,mera dil......

Yeh chaand sa roshan chehra, zulphon ka rang sunehara.... If you had to sing this song for Ravan, how will you modify it 😉 😉 😉

yeh mucho se bhare chehre,

zulfo ke rang hai gehre,

bees ankho me inke jaddo,

jaise raz ho gehre gehre,

tareef karoon kya ravan ki,

kisne tumhe banaya !!!

1. When Ravan was small and his mom put him to sleep, which head did she pet and sing the lori ?

he middle one, he was a content child.

2. Which lori did she sing ?

so ja ravan so jaa, nahi to Ram aa jayega !!

3. If Ravan had to go to modern day saloon, would he have to pay ten times for a hair cut or would he get a discount.Reasons for choosing your option.

he would be charged double. Service discounts are unheard of in hair saloons 😡

4. Did all the hair on Ravan's head and his facial hair grow same length at a time..If not how did he know which one to cut or which side to shave?

Arre do you want to open a barbar shop?? Kya yaar uske balon aur mucho me atke hue ho!!! 😉😆

5. If Ravan had a migraine problem like aam junta😛.. how did he know which head was hurting??did all the heads start hurting the same time or if one started hurting..the others by not hurting would balance that up?

Ask Dr S.priya.

6. If Ravan had conjunctivitis (madraseye/joibangla) on one eye..would all his eyes swell up???

It's infectious. All stayed away from him during that time. So our reporters never did find about this one !!

Done !!!😛

1. If Ravan wanted to play the flute.. which head did he use for it.. what did the other heads do that time..??

second left on the right one played the flute.The rest listened like good bachchas.

2. It is said that yawning is a social activity.When one yawns, the others do too. So when Ravan yawned, did all the heads yawn at the same time or in sequence??

yes !!

3. When Ravan got a cough, did all the heads cough at the same time or one at a time?Didi his mom have to feed in cough syrups to all the heads??

No. One head normally did the job. Or else he made them dissappear.

4. 10 heads , one stomach.. how did he distribute his eating through the heads, so that gale mein traffic jam na ho??

One mouth ate at one time. he was very strict about this.

ok some kubhakarna questions nw


1. After sleeping fr 6 months his hairs and beards r supposed 2 hav over grown. bt thy never shw tht. How come? is it tht he used to shave and get hair cuts while slepeing?

No, when he slept, all other activity other than snoring stopped.

2. Yu r a beautician so jst a quesry. Is it possible to gt hair cut while lying dwn on the bed?

yes. You need scissors and some rope to tie the terrified person.

Jst two for now. will get bck wth more later. me going off nw.

All the best minnie wth yur ravan-kubhakarna yudh... 😆

1. How did he manage not to go to the washroom even once when he was sleeping? when he slept, all other activity other than snoring stopped.
does this mean when he wakes up and keeps eating, he will spend all his time in the washroom?? Ahhh.....but he ate only when he woke up !!! So his washroom time would equate to the amount he ate !!!

2. In those days they did not have mosquito nets.. How did he manage to sleep for 6 months and at the same time take care of the mosquito problem?

Who said?? Our reporters told us that they used teh finest quality of mosquito nets !!

3. Is it hygenic to be in the same clothes without washing for 6 months like Kumbhkarna?? did he not stink??

Hmnn....good question. One of our reporters was wondering why Kumbhakarana had so many ticks on his body.......now we know !!!

ok here's some wth regards to surpanakha nw.


1. If surpanakha's nose and ears were cut hw could she respire or hear?

They are all but cosmetic flaps.......the holes are enough to carry out the function.


2 Minnie nw the most imp. one for me. 😉 Yu being a beautician can tell it better.

Wht mak up did she do to hide tht cut nose & ears of her.

She used ravana Inc concealer, and then applied some dark mandodari lakme foundation; had some Kumbhakarana define pencils to add some dramatic highlights; brushed her cheeks with bronze rose blush; Lots of eye colour to take away from the defective nose.......

Of course nothing helped. She still looked like Surpanaka.

OK... Question on Shurpanakha....

a) When Shurpanakha came to meet Lakshman, she came in the guise of a beautiful lady. When he cut her nose, she went back to her original form of demoness.

Question to you is...

Does this anology mean that if the nose of a beautiful lady is cut, she becomes a demoness.

No, when you have your nose cut, you stop pretending you are sophisticated and become what you actually are !!!😆

If her nose is cut in her form of a beautiful lady, then she should at least be given an option of keeping her nose in the form of a demoness naa

All is fair in love and war !!

If her nose is cut, how will she breathe?

holes.

If her nose is cut, how will she wear a nose ring?

She won't.

Imagine Shurpanakha is getting married and as per tradition, she has to wear that nose ring with chain... woh filmy wala... i dont know its name... in Maharahstra, its called Nathni.

The saying goes, Na Rahega baaz, na bajegi baasuri.... how will you complete the sentence for Na rahega Naak.....

na rahega naak, naa rahegi nakchadhi !!! 😆

1.Agar Surpanakha ko kissi key mamle main naak galan ho toh kya karegey ...when she has cut nose?

Hmnn......that's why she kept away from the war. After her naak was cut, she cud not naak galaofy !!
2.Will she able to catch cold?

Yes.
3.If yes then how she will manage to grace this wonderful disease?

She could actually bandage it !!! 😆
4.To what extent Himesh will understand the pain of surpankha...since nose is an important organ for him

very. he would stop singing. he won't be able to. That's where he sings from !!!
5.Will surpankha will be ever able to sing a himmesh song properly?
No, never. But she can listen 😃
Will be back with more
😃