-Can you slam a revolving door?
yes. You have to be 800 pounds and stuck in between.
-How young can you be, but still die of old age?
hahaha !!!! No one is young when dying..........everyone is a certain years 'old' !!!!
-What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
I would leave it alone.
-Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?
yes, by getting criss-'crossed'.
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
😆😆😆 Can't answer that !!! Too busy laughing !!!!!
-If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
Cultural difference !!!
-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
I call it anticipatory getwell.
-Can you read a picture book?
yes I can 😛 I have given a detailed description below. It's in picture form, and in all white !!!!!!!😃
-Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Repeat question !! Already answered in S.priya's lot !!
-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
yes, everyday that I go out for shopping mattresses...😭
-Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?
You are safe if you just feast on the lower half !!! 😃
-Why does it say do not use before work with heavy machinery on the back of childrens tylenol? I mean..really could we save that many people by getting those darn five year-olds with headcolds off those forklifts!
I swear !!!!
-If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?
The mirror still works. Your eye is the problem, nothing to do with the mirror.
-If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
Ahhh...I am sure that lovely hostess counting money does not want to see my passport....
-What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What's NFL??
-What shape is the sky?
No matter how many times you ask, i still stand by my answer. It's square. 😉
-If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?
lets go to the court and find out. Just remember to become a jew and remind me to sue you 😃.