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Jeeju - Bhabhi
P.S. Shrishti and Sameer both are drunk.
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"Sameer, tum na bohot hi cute lagte ho."
"Woh toh mujhe pata hai."
"Aue annoying, irritating and stupid bhi."
"Tumse zyada nahi."
"Par fir bhi mujhe bohot acche lagte ho. Jaise main tumhe lagti hun." Shrishti grinned.
"Haw! Tumhe kaise pata?"
"Shrishti Arora ko sab pata hai."
They both almost doze off when Shrishti suddenly claps her hands excitedly. Sameer follows her line of vision and looks at Preeta and his brothers dancing.
"Pata hai Sameer, mujhe ek aur secret pata chala hai."
"Kya?"
"Promise karo kissi ko nahi bataoge?"
"Haan haan promise, jaldi batao."
"Mujhe lagta hai.."
Sameer is still looking at her curiously.
Shrishti appears deep in thought and finally decides to tell him about her deductions.
"Tumhare dono bhai meri di par flat hai."
Sameer started laughing. "Kuch bhi."
"Arey sacchi woh dono Di ko like karte hai."
"Kareena Bua ke alawa sab tumhari Di ko like karte hai."
"Arey sirf like nahi. Woh love wala like..."
"Ab love wala like kya hota hai Shrishti."
"Arey wahi jo hum dono ek doosre se karte hai! Duffer."
Sameer stared at her for a few seconds. He noticed hiw adorable she looked with that pout of hers.
Scrunching his nose, he shook his head. "Kisne kaha main tumhe like karta hun."
Shrushti frowned and started sobbing. "Tum bohot gande ho Sameer!"
"Arey, baccho jaise rona mat! Puri baat to suno."
"Kya hai?" Shrishti continued to sniff.
"Main tumhe love wale like se bhi zyada like karta hun."
Shrishti grinned and started thinking. When she again frowned, Sameer asked "Kya hua partner?"
"Sameer. Agar dono Luthra boys, Di ko like karte hain, toh matlab mere paas do-do jeeju honge! Karan Sir aur Rishab ji"
"Aur mere paas bhi ek bhabhi hogi!" Sameer excitedly added. "Aur woh Sherlyn nahi hogi. Perfect idea hai."
"Dekho Sameer, meri di kitni acchi hai! Meri liye do handsome jeeju le aayegi! Then I can flaunt them." Shrishti had a lost grin on her face.
After few minutes of silence, Shrishti shouted, "Oh no!"
Sameer who had almost dozed off, opened his eyes, alert.
"Kya hua!"
"Sameer, mujhe bhi to Di ko jeeju dena hoga... Chalo do nahi par ek toh dena hi padega na!"
"Mujhe bhi Rishab bhai aur Karan bhai ko ek bhabhi deni padegi!"
"Ab kya kare?"
After much contemplation, Shrishti smiled. "Idea!"
"Kya?"
"Dekho, tumhe unhe dene ke liye Bhabhi chahiye, mujhe Di ko dene ke liye jeeju. Hum apne main hi setting kar lete hai!"
"Amazing idea Shrishti! Tum toh mere saath rehkar smart ho gayi ho!" "Toh chalo, abhi jaakar hum shaadi kar lete hai. Bhabhi aur jeeju dono de denge!"
"Par Sameer... Mujhe Di ko batana hoga na... Ki main unke liye itna bada sacrifice kar rahi hun!"
"Kya sacrifice?"
"Arey, agar main itne saare ladko ke hearts break karke ek badbudaar hawa ke jhoke se shaadi karu, toh sacrifice hi hua na?"
"Kaunse ladke?"
"Kyu tum, jealous ho rahe ho?"
"Nahi toh, main kyu jealous hun?" Sameer stammered. "Main toh soch raha hun, bhagwan ne unke saath ye na-insaafi kyu ki?"
"Kaisi na-insaafi?"
"Yahi, ki unhe dimaag nahi diya! Tumhe like karte hai woh." Sameer burst into laughter.
"Haw! Accha yeh sab choddo, hume Di ko dhundna hai!"
As if on cue, Preeta comes there, her drunken form stumbling on nothing.
"DI!!!" Shrishti shouted.
"Kya hai Shrishti?" Preeta rubs her ears, her eyes half-closed, ready to pass out due to the bhaang.
"Di, maine bhi aap ke liye jeeju dhoond liya!"
"Arey waah! Kahan hai?" Preeta's eyes were now wide open...
"Yeh raha!"
P: "Arey Sameer, tum?"
"Haan Preeta... Ab main tumhare liye aur apne bhaiyon k e liye iss Shrishti se shaadi karne wala hun!"
Preeta didn't understand why for them, but her bhaang altered brain couldn't care less. "Mujhe pata tha!"
"Kya pata tha Di?"
P: "yahi, ki tum dono shaadi kar loge."
"Haw! Preeta, agar tumhe pata tha toh pehle batana chahiye tha. Hume humare dimaag par kitna zor dalna pada, tum logo ke liye jeeju aur bhabhi dhundne ke liye!"
Shrishti started laughing... "dimaag, aur tum?"
Preeta chuckled while Sameer glared at her.
As a servant passed by them, Shrishti took a fistful of red colour and applued it on Sameer's hair.
"Yeh kya kiya?"
"Humari shaadi ho gayi!"
Preeta looked at the two of them in confusion before shestarted laughing.
"Kya hua Di?"
"Arey buddhu, Sameer tumhari maang main sindoor bharega na!"
Sameer and Shrishti looked at each other in shock.
Saying this, Preeta stumbled away, still laughing, wanting to share thus joke with anybody and everybody.
"Yeh kya kiya Shrishti?"
"Toh theek hai na. Hum dono main zyada smart aur strong main hun!"
"Jee nahi, main trainer hun, obviously main zyada strong hun"
Shrishti flexes a bit of her muscles.
"Ab kya kare?" She asked when she realised she didn't really have any muscle to flaunt.
"Ab tum husband ban gayi, aur main wife!" Sameer looked at her in horror.
Shrishti frowned. Suddenly, there was a smile on her face and then she started laughing.
"Kya hua?"
"Sameer, tum wife ban gaye! Ab pregmant bhi tum hoge!"
Saying this, she started laughing again, harder.
Sameer was terrified. "Matlab mera pet bahar nikal aayega?"
Shrishti turned serious. "Don't worry Sameer. Yeh hota hai. Main tumhe pakka tease nahi karungi. Aur tumhare mood swings ka bhi khayal rakhungi!"
"Promise?"
"Pakka Promise!"
Sameer smiled, satisfied that he won't be teased by her.
Suddenly, something seemed to strike him.
"Ae pagal!"
"Kya hua?"
"Arey isse accha toh hum firse shaadi kar lete hai! Iss bar main maang main sindoor bhar dunga."
"Okay." Shrishti agreed.
It was when Sameer was ready to fill her partition when Shrishti stopped him. "Nahi! Mujhe pregnant nahi hona! Moti nahi hona. Mera itna hot sa figure kyu kharab karu main? Tim wife hi theek ho!"
"Arey nahi. Karan bhai mera mazak udayega. Tum wife ban jao na...please?"
"Nahi nahi nahi!"
Sameer was angry. He applied the blue colour on her whole face and Shrishti looked at him with an open mouth.
"Haw!"
"Dekha, ab tum bohot zyada meri wife ban gayi."
And with that, Sameer stumbled and sat on a chair.
Before Shrishti could say anything, he dozed off, the bhaang finally too much for him to handle.
As Shrishti realised she'll be talking to a stone, she laid her head on his shoulder and dozed off as well.
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Do NOT ask me what shit I have written. It started off as a small scene but ended up like this. It was only meant for the AT but agar maine itni mehnaf ki hai toh MF pe bhi post kar hi doon na.
Sorry for the overuse of dialogues. It just came out that way. Sorry if the tenses aren't proper because I wrote it on a whim.
Thank you and congrats if you made it till here without breaking your head.
Cheers and a happy holi!
Krishi 😳
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