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Posted: 20 years ago

Can someone please give me an update on this.

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From "kkandsu"
Date: Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:58 pm
Subject: Weird Wednesday - KK Update!!!

We begin with the autowala taking MM to an unknown place very
lustfully.Mad Moneky - who is still as shameless as before and
absoutely unrepentant, is flashbacking about all those scenes with
Su - same ol' scenes they keep us showing all the time.....and she
also recalls how emphatic he was in denying that anything had
happened with them on that fateful night and KK's words that even Su
thought that Mad Monkey should marry again. She is upset and in
tears.....

Su-Ku as in the promo are in their car looking for MM and Su asks KK
whether she is sure that MM would have gone to the rly stn and KK
replies that ya Kaveriji was sure about that and Su says that pagal
hai woh ( ya ya thats what we have been saying darling Sexy Su!!-
that she is mad)- aise koi ghar chhodke jaata hai - she is
alone ...etc etc etc ....looks tense and worried and as always very
sexxxxxxxy!!!
KK : This time I think she left because of me...
Su ( surprised) - you? Why?
KK: I asked her about 2nd marriage and I think that upset her ( haan
haan kyun nahin KK - Mad Monkey wanted 2nd shaadi but with ur sexy
husband - oh whata shameless cockroach!!!)
Su : No no why would she go off even if she did not like the idea??

Cut to Lusty Autowala ( LA) with Lusty Monkey (LM - Vrinda) - wow
what a pair!!!
LA stops the auto and tells LM that now we shall go on foot and LM is
surprised and suspicious too but starts walking with LA and asks
him ' Where are we?'
LA reples about that being a short-cut etc etc etc.

Cut to our "favourite" Mr. Harpic Chauhan ( since Uncle Harpic takes
everyone's full name , in his honour I will also call him poore naam
se) and kaveri ( surname unknown) ....
Kv is worried about Mad Monkey and tells Harpic that MM is missing (
one more M - Missng Mad Mental Mean Manhoos Moronic Monkey) and that
he shud do something about it but Harpic being very lazy as we all
know ( couldn't even shave himself yesterday) says 'Why should I?'
K'v ' She is alone and bholi-bhali ( er, very bholi-bhali - don't we
all know that???) and....whatever...
Harpic Chauhan refuses and says in his trademark smirky style that I
am not interested in social service - if she has gone , I don't care -
let her die for all I can be bothered( way to go Harpic bhaiya -
yahi toh we are saying!!! ) A policeman without a uniform and a lame
horse are both useless and Harpic Chauhan doesn't keep useless things
with him and right now MM is just like a Lame Horse ( and I swear
everyone - I have not made up these policeman or horsey dialogues -
they were really there and sounded hilarious)......
So Kv is shocked and says ' Is that so? That means when u have used
me then u will discard me too - I will also become a lame horse for
you???'
And Harpic just looks even more pompous ( if thats possible)

BREAK ( and I promise that I will write a no-comments update ab -
bahut masti ho gayi)

Rly Stn: S-K are a the station and Su has a snap and asks everyone
around - from sundry passengers to the counter-walas and even the
coolies that have u seen this girl ( girl??? blind hai Sexy Su - girl
or monkey?) . Meanwhile LA gets fresh with M and she yells Bachao
Bacao. Su saab humein bachao and LA laughs that ha! who will come and
save u here? But our Lusty Monkey says ' No , if my love is true then
woh aayeingey . My Lord Krishna will come and save me'
LA says is this Mahabharat or what that ur Krishna bhagwan will come
and save Draupadi that is you.
Su-K are both disheartened and then KK says that there is one more
way of coming to the station so maybe Mising MM lost her way and is
on that way?? They decide to go that way....
Cut to LA running after LM and.....its such a boring thing and then
suddenly Sexy Su arrives and does dhishoom-dhishoom to LA and he runs
off. Then Su turns to MM and while the scene was ugh , Sexxxxy Su in
his anger was soooooooooooooooooooo sexxxxy!!! Edible and Gorgeous
too.
So he turns to a tearful MM and blasts her that why did u do all
this? I told u earlier not to run anywhereand you are MY
responsibility ( at which Vr looks up very happily and KK in
surprise) and Su continues in anger....arre your izzat is our izzat
and if anythng ha happened to u, I couldn't have faced myself leave
alone the world and remember I got u here not bec'z u were helpless
or bechari but to give u a new life. .....to make u a part of the
Wadhwa pariwar ( can anyone - anyone at all tell me what exactly is
meant by this particular dialogue??? -Silly tho Sexxxy Su). ANd he
ends his diatribe by saying in impeccable English : 'Don't you do
that? Don't ever do that' and walks off.
All thru this expectedly MM is very happy that Su Saab is so
concerned and KK is a bit surprised . When Su walks away ' KK says
that 'woh, he was so concened na, thats why he said all that....'

Cut To a re-decorated MM who is Now flashbacking about all that Su
saab said to her ( more masala for her silly flashbacks) and is
naturally smiling...
KK enters and during this entire scene its KK doing the talking and
MM responding but only silently - in her thoughts - not aloud - plz
remember that.
KK: Everyone was so woried for you...

Vr : everyone? even hamare Su Saab?

KK: Plz do not mind Su's words ...

Vr : How can I mind them? He is toh my GOD ( and mine too and Ruch's
and Lisoo's and Eksoo's ...okok I'll stop!!)He loves me and I love
him too.

KK: we all love u so please never run away like this ...

Vr : No way - now I recognize my Su Saab's love for me and I will
never give our love any dhoka by running away ( oh she needs to be
whip-lashed!!!)

KK: See , if u don't like what someone says to u , just tell them but
plz do NOT run away like this ....

Vr: I know now that Su saab loves me verrrry much ( Demented Donkey
kahin ki)

KK: U know na that Su gets very worried for you so never ever do this
again and now have your milk ( ye excuse me - is Vr a Maharani of WH?
I mean how come an under-treatment KK is running here n there for
that Monkey??? Wonkey Wadhwa House!!)

Anyway MM is very happy....

BREAK

KK enters the bedroom wth a saree...Sexy - really Sexy coz he is
wearing a red T with a tiiiiiight pair of black jeans ......so Sexy
Su is reading a book and KK asks him ' How is this saree Su?'
Su w/o looking much says ' Very nice....but yellow - u toh don't like
yellow colour much na? '
KK smiles and says not much but little bit ....actually its for the
Gauri Pooja that Naina's mom is having and since Naina is not here we
all have to go there .
Su just listens absentmindedly coz he is lost in the book.

KK sees his behaviour and music changes - becomes playful and she
says ' Su all the while u have not looked at me or heard me
properly....is this book so nice?'
Su says yes....
KK : really? even more than me?
Su : looks up and very cutely says ....Yes
KK: I know how interesting it is - I have read it - itni bhi nahin
hai . And should I tell you the end???
Su says ' No way... then how will I enjoy the book?
KK : arre Su ye book toh aisi hai which u will enjoy even more if u
know the end ....and as Su listens with horror she says ' Is mein jis
aadmi ne end mein murder kiya hai uska naam hai...' and Su leaves the
book and says 'okok 'll leave the book baba'
Both laugh and KK says that doesn't it feel that now everything is
fine in our lives - that now everything will only be good?
Su says yes and u have borne too much so now if there is any
musibat , I will block its way and tell it to come to me and to leave
u ( arre another adjective for Monkey - Musibat - hai na??)....
Tabhi the phone rings and Su gets up most reluctantly and says arre
ye iss time pe kiska phone aaya hoga.
he picks it up and listens to something with HORROR>
Cut to a burning buliding which is apparently Sexy Su's factory
etc ....its burning and all the worker's families , fire-brigade etc
are there. Su pleads with teh firemen to save his workers who are
trapped inside and one paryicular woman comes and asks Su to save her
son who is inside. Su s very, very upset and just runs into the
burning building ....KK is shocked.
Cut To WH - Veena , Dadima, Dadaji and MM shown worrying and Dadaji
calls up KK's mobile and asks her ki wahan kya haal hai and KK lies
and says that everthing is under control and tells them not to worry.
When Dadaji asks about Sexy Su, she says he is not there presently
but ASAP I will make him call u....
KK and all are all looking at the rapidly spreading lames and Kl
arrives and KK tells him that Su is also inside. KK, the worker's
families are all very distraught and so is Kul....
Fireman arrives with some people from inside but Sexy Su is not there
and KK asks ' My husband was also inside - he had gone to save these
people only' But the firemman says that No way - nobody else was
there inside - all who were have come out'
KK is totally shell-shocked .....!

End of what appeared to be a weird episode to me!!