AUs: Excerpts From A Book You'll Never Write... - Page 3

P: Arre, why are you angry? We were only supposed to bring a childhood friend as a date.

A: So couldn't you have pretended I was your childhood friend??

Diaries of a Confused Abhigya

A; Tell me the truth. Do you like Pepperoni or Mushrooms as your pizza toppings?

P: *flustered, can't take it anymore* I LOVE YOU TO-wait, what? Pizza toppings?

A: Go on, you love...?

P: *confused by his proximity vs his question* Erm, I'm confused where this conversation is headed now.

Diaries of a Confused Abhigya

A: Okay, so here's my idea. Lets go out and have fun. And lets not tell anyone...lets sneak out! What do you think??

P: *confused that she's actually allowed to go out with her hubby 24/7, so starts whimpering* Lekin I'm not that type of girl! I've been raised on morals, what is Daadi going to think of me?

Diaries of a Confused Abhigya

A: But Fuggy, I wanna play one more round of hide and seek! I promise I won't scare you next time you find me.

P: No, I can't play with you. You're Abhishek. And I got married to Rockstar Abhi. So I can't play with a random boy, Maa told me don't play with other boys because they have cooties. I'm only going to play with Rockstar. Kahan hai mera husband? *looks around*

A: *frustrated* WHAT? But I'm both Rockstar and Abhishek Prem Mehra! What are you talking about Fuggy? I'M YOUR HUSBAND!

P: Okay lets make a deal. Either I'm Pragya Arora and I'll play with my husband Abhishek Mehra. Or I'm Fuggy, but I'll play Holi with my husband, the Rockstar. You get to pick.

Diaries of a Confused Abhigya

A: *grunts* See, I told you I can still carry you! And you were worried about your post-delivery figure...

P: You grunted. You never grunted before. That means it was harder for you to pick me up this time. Oh no! *panicking* You've lost muscle strength! You haven't been working out as much as you used to!

A: Muscle strength? You think its because of-

P: We're losing our magic!! You can no longer effortlessly carry me!!! What are we going to do??

AU where Abhi is this really famous romantic novelist, but is having trouble finding any romance in real life. And somewhere, that lack of romance is taking a toll on his current novel that he's writing. He decides to go on a blind date, where he meets Pragya, this doctor still completing her residency, who has also been forced to go on this date on her best friend's insisting. Pragya has no time for romance, due to her career and a bad past relationship, and therefore, doesn't think much of this blind date. However, it only takes Abhi one meeting to have a liking for her. He also realizes his female lead from his pending novel is a lot like Pragya and decides he needs to see her again to figure out where this novel needs to go, but decides to keep this a secret from Pragya.

Would future Abhigya pass on their traditions to their kids? Would their kids also fight by pressing each other's noses? Would Abhigya tell them to head-bump with their spouse three times to stay together? Would their toddler babies accidentally start calling Abhi "Suniye" sometimes, hearing it so often from Pragya? 😆

How would future Abhigya be as in-laws? What if they happen to not like the boy that their daughter has chosen to get married to? What qualities would they want in their bahu or damaad, and would they want the same qualities? Would Abhigya be the type of parents that sneakily follow their kids around when they go on dates? Or would they be super chill?

A: Can't wait to ruin her life

P: *unknowingly smiles*

A: Of course this would have been much easier if you weren't so darn attractive.

AU where Pragya is this royal princess who is the kingdom's most eligible bachelorette. Everyone wants to get married to her, but the family is trying to find someone who loves her for her heart and not her power. Because of all the pressure, Pragya rarely gets time to do anything fun. Unless its with the cook's son, Abhi, who is a struggling musician, and who is very fond of Pragya and loves to make her smile. However, he's always kept his feelings in the back burner, because he doesn't think anyone will accept him for Pragya.