p: MUJHE WOH CHAHIYE
a: kya chahiye? why are you screaming??
p: WOH BISTAR
a: what? you want the bed?
p: YES you would not believe my chiropractor's bill i'm not sleeping on the sofa or the balcony anymore get over yourself rockstar i'm not gonna attack your izzat just let me sleep on the bed i promise i
a: ohkaaay there stop ranting
p: bed 😭
a: wow i've had plenty of women beg me to bed them but nothing quite like this before
p: BED 😡
a: haaye meri jaan whatever you want don't eat me 😲
p: beddd
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