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hey all
1st of all credits to pricess_alisha who started off with a comment on her post 'neil aaliyah may marry'
i tried to extend the conversation and here it is
hope u enjoy it
PS - i dont wanna annoy anyone,be happy
alisha wrote this
Neil & Aaliya may plan to marry on the same day on Rabuls wedding so that they can change the partners
Neil: Ye plan bhi flop huva
Aaliya: Kya zaroot thi muje mangalsutra pehnaneki
Neil: Muje kya pata ke ghungat me tum ho, maine socha meri bulbul hai
Aaliya: hume kaise bhi karke inka honeymoon rokna hoga
Neil: Ha Aaliya Is bar main Purab ko raste se hatakar rahunga.
extended version-
A: dekho,aakhiri bar keh rhi hu,mere purab k baare me aisa waisa sochna band kar do warna sir fod dungi tumhara
N: ohh haan,jaise maine haath mein...
A: ...choodiya pehni hain?koi nnaya dialogue bolo,old khataara line mat maaro,apni akal lagao neil,purab bulbul honeymoon k lie sydney jaa rhe hain
N: haa pata hai to?
A : arre to humein bhi jaana hoga waha
N: dddekho,aaliya,mujhe tumhare sath honeymoon jaane ka koi shouk nhi hai
A: to mujhe konsa hai?dimag hota to lagate na ghochu!humein waha unka honeymoon kharab karne jaana hoga
N: oye madam,agli baar,mujhe ghochu bola na to dekh lena,waise itni samajhdaari kaise aa gyi tum mein?mere saath ka asar hai ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam??
A: chhii,kya cheesy line maari hai,par smart to mai hu hi,tumne abhi mujhe jana hi kaha hai?(smirks)
N: (turns around and smiles)
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AFTER AN HOUR
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N: to miss aali...oops,sorry,apparent mrs.neil thakur(smirks and teases),meri packing ho gyi h,apna samaan baandh lo,2bje ki flight hai,aur ha,here is ur passport n the tickets
A: i m just aaliyah ,abhi the rockstar ki behen aaliyah mehra,and itna quick?wow,par meri family,specially daadi aur bhai ko kitna bura lagega ...pehle hi humariii
N:??
A: i mmmean meri aur tumhari 'apparent' shaadi ki news se unhe dhakka laga,kya sochenge wo dono ki maine khud hi plan kar liya ye...
N: (sits on aaliyah's couch)itna senti kyu ho rhi ho miss mehra,daadi ne khud mujhe ye tickets die hain
A: tumm,pehle hato mere couch se(neil jumps off the couch whe she pokes his hand with a safety pin) aww my couch,poor baby,,,ab bolo,daadi ne khud kya??
N: actually daadi,daasi aur wo tumhara buddhu bhai rabul ki sydney trip plans discuss kar rhe the,mai gya,daadi ko bola "wow daadi,sydney is perfect for rabul,and aaliyah bhi to studies wahi se complete ki h na?use batata hu,use bahut acchha lagega" and daadi ka pyaar tumhare liye jaag utha,and u know the rest,robin se tumhara passport liya aur bas..
A:(irritated and happy at the same time) firstly,wo ra-bul nahi purab-bulbul hain,secondly,my bhai is not buddhu and thirdly,tum itne smart kab se ho gye?mere saath ka asar hai ya waqt ne kiya koi haseen sitam??
N: (smiles)kuch bhi samajh lo,par ab jo bata rha hu,ye sunke tumhare hosh ud jayenge aur tumhara expression dekhne ka maza kuch aur hi hoga
A:(curiously) kya??
N: (smirks) neil the corporator ko bahot si facilities milti hain jaise quick reservations,quick land deals aurrr fast passport correction..
A: wwha do you mean?
N : in simple words,tumhare passport edit ho gya h n ur new passport name is..
A: wait wait,this cant be true,APPARENT MRS.AALIYAH NEIL THAKUR?
N: lo,khud hi agree kar rhi ho(laughs)
A:u neil idiot (throws a pillow at him)
N: (throw back at her)oh hello,tumhare saath nahi,bulbul k sath khelunga pillow fight,chupchap packing kar lo 2baje chalna hai purab bulbul k saath(gets out of the room)
A:(after neil goes,repeats) apparent mrs.aaliyah neil thakur...(becomes expressionless)
N: (after coming out,mutters) neil thakur,husband of mrs.aaliyah neil thakur(becomes expressionless too)
yes,God had played his way,they were destined to be married 'apparently'and both of them could see that good or bad,there's more to come by the almighty
