(Disclaimer: No offense intended to any sexual orientation or characters.
PK is Purab Khanna and PK is also an alien character (in his universe, people roam around naked) played by Aamir Khan in a movie titled PK.)
*Tanu puts forward her wedding demands to Abhi. She starts blabbering about how desperate she is to get married to Abhi the Rockstar, while Abhi is lost in a world of his own*
A: Is this Tanu really that dumb??? Can't she see I am lost nowadays in some other world?? the FUGGY WORLD??? It's a whole new world for me...I am an alien there...I need time to adjust...just like PK, the alien.
*Abhi bumps into his childhood friend P.K i.e. Purab Khanna. They discuss his confused state of mind*
A: I love Tanu...but I don't love love Tanu. I don't love Fuggy...but I love love that she is caring and a stress-reliever and irritating and funny and CUTE and...
But I don't love her. If I don't love love Tanu and I love love someone I don't know I am in love with...PURAB...WHO IS THAT GIRL??? Is she even a girl I am in love with??? Do you really think EYE(I) AM IN LURVVV (LOVE)???
PK: Enough Bhai. I think you are in love with ME! *diverting Abhi's attention from his worries and pulling his leg*
A: *talking in his head* Why do I feel PK is looking at me with the wrong intentions??? I have a wife, I have a girlfriend...I am surrounded by fan-girls. I am not interested in males...but why is he looking at me that way?? Is he possessive about me? Really?? Maybe he is. He used to shoo all the girls away from me. *looking at PK with suspicion*
PK: Bhai, I overheard you say you take interest in men too in that restaurant when that guy talked nonsense about Pragya di...
A: *moves PK's hands off his shoulders* you weren't present there. You've been stalking me? or you've been taking out info from my innocent wife? What else do you know about my private affairs?
*Abhi being Abhi has a genetic problem of jumping to conclusions. And that's exactly what he did...*
A: wo-ah...wo-ah...whattt??? what the gay??? she thinks I am GAY? *whispers* just because I haven't ever made a move on her? she labelled me a gay???
*panicking* and and ofcoz my preferences will be in doubt...I live with a girl...a pretty petite...sexy figure wali girl...but I don't have any 'bandh kamre' secrets with her...PK am I really what she thinks I am??? Why don't I feel attracted to the girl I spend 24/7 with?? why PK why??? *holding PK's collar and pleading for an answer*
*PK continues his leg pulling antics & is about to pull Abhi into a sensual hug...'You belong to me BABY...come let's...'...and...*
*'Fuggy on my mind' - Abhi runs away from there to talk to Pragya. PK is left rolling on the floor 😆seeing his friend panic-stricken*
*Pragya hiding in her room after a scary-cum-lunatic encounter with PK the alien in the market* 😆
A: Ey Fuggy! What did you tell PK? That I am gay? You wanna really know what I am??
P: *stammering* I-i-mmm...woh...ss-oo-rr-yy...*assumes Abhi is talking about the alien P.K* he was threatening to send me on his planet where people roam around without...you know...clothes...just how you like. So maybe you belong to that world?? that's why I haven't been able to ding dong the bells of your heart 🥺. And you're a self-confessed...whatever you're calling yourself.
A: You are talking about PK PK? And how did this PK get to know our bandh kamre secrets? Arrgghhh these PK's! Whatever, we will have to make somethings clear tonight! You can't be spreading rumors like this!!
P: NAHIII...D-D-U-U-RRR...DURR rahiye aap mujhse! [Nooo...S-T-A-Y...stay away from me] you're dieing to visit his planet, right? and be naked???...go please go...marry him, ok?...do whatever you both want to, in what whatever bandh kamra(closed room) you're talking about.
A: You know what? *pulls Pragya out of her hiding place* The confusion is not with me, but you! You don't feel anything seeing me almost bare.. now we really have to test your orientation...
P: Aap ki ankhon mein microscope hai ya koi x-ray?..[You have a microscope or a x-ray in your eyes?] That you can see through the adrenaline rush my hormones experience seeing that sexy body of yours, which you keep safe for God knows whom?? And your own orientation is under scrutiny Mr. Rockstar Mehra...I fell for a man (referring to Suresh) before bumping into you. So I am tip top!
A: I don't care if I am gay, I don't care if you are gay, but if you ever talk about you and double battery, I will not spare him this time.
P: *holds collar* u cheat...u liar...u dhongi...u gay! Mera shak sahi tha 😭 [My suspicion proved to be right (about Abhi belonging to P.K's alien world)] All this time you had buri nazar on SURESH?? Kab se chal raha hai aap ke yeh gay chakkar? [How long, since you've been having these gay affairs?] And-a-and I am NOT gay😡 PEE KAY aye hai kya? [Are you drunk?]
A: *bangs his hand to his head, thinks this girl is completely clueless, suddenly holds her waist and pulls her close, watches her 'ahem' reaction* so what if I am gay? You too are gay na? See gays are attracted to gays! It's okay, baby, you be brave and come out with it. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
P: Why are you always after my waist ☺️? I agree, it is sexy but delicate too. Be gentle, ok? And...I haven't really ever practically... romanced...let alone gay romance. Oh my god...why am I even thinking about all this?..
Suniye [Listen!] *whispers* hum waqai mein gay hai *worried*?? [Are we really gay??] Is this why I always have a short circuit whenever I'm around you?
A: (Laughs but not aloud) cute Fuggy, (nuzzles her neck, runs his hand on her back, feels her clinging tighter) as long you like what you feel, which I am sure you are, it doesn't matter if we are gay or straight.. Or belong to your PK world.. But right now... (moves his lips on her ear and whispers), Don't ask it.. Don't say it.. Let's go to Phuket!!
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