THE REHEARSAL
(gifs from ZRA promo!)
abhi: i don't understand, it's my sister in law's sangeet, why do I have to perform? we could've hired someone
pragya: baby because they want to see your magnificent chest. what's the faida in having a rockstar for a jiju if he won't even do this much for his sweet little saali?
abhi: uff ho...fine, but only if you're in it with me!
pragya: hanh toh let's start rehearsing!
p: ok we will keep the dance moves simple so you don't get a chance to drop me
a: 😲 baby! you know i don't do that anymore! except when you ask me to 😉
a: waise i like this variation of eyesex, it keeps our bodies fit at the same time
p: mm..hmmm...☺️
a: chashmish you're starting to wear me out! how are you so fit?? have you been gymming behind my back?
p: yes...and wouldn't you love to know who my gym partner is..heeheee 😃
a: uhh what is that supposed to mean?? who is your gym partner? why don't you work out with ME?!
p: shh we need to concentrate on this one, it's a complicated move - the modified titanic. make sure you're arching your neck properly!! 😡
a: mrs mehra, you don't need to teach me about arching things properly. you know i think you're getting a bit out of hand these days!
p: oh...does that mean...punishment?
a: tsk tsk tsk, always so excited to be punished, what a naughty wife i have!
p: 😃
a: listen i'm having second thoughts about you in this costume
p: what? 😕 but you really liked it when i tried it on for you!
a: yeah well i don't know if you should wear it in front of crowds of people, i'll just show them my back instead ok?
p: well they're coming here to see that mostly so sure!! 😆
a: so how many rotations on this step? i'm starting to get dizzy!
p: that is because mr. besharam, your eyes are glancing too low. look into my eyes and you'll stay steady!
a: 😳 yes wifey...
a: i'm creeped out by all these sweaty backup dudes behind us chashmish
p: don't worry love they're not looking at us
a: ok then does that mean i can do...this...?
p: 👍🏼
a: thank god we are finally done! let's go home chashmish i have plans for this outfit of yours
p: are you kidding, this was only the first rehearsal! get some water and get ready for round 2!!

abhi: 🤢
pragya: 🤣
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