Originally posted by: **~SoniHinnU~**
Conratzzz!!! I was looking for someone to grill...I found u...Yayyyyy!!!! omg...im scared...you were out hunting and im your prey 😕😕😕...God save me 😉
Have a go at these:D
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? depends on the situation 😉
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? i say go for it..but dont fatally injure them 😕...if they are stupid enough to give that answer...they have it coming 😆😆
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? its a weird veggie that some old fogie named cuz he had nothing better to do 😛
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic? because chinese ppl may be computer and math wizards but when it comes to english...not so much 😉
Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? daisy sounds nice and pretty like a flower...dandelion sounds rough and manly...like weeds 😆
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? duh...its all about the sea 😃
Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? because people are lazy and dont want to add extra letters for a world that means the same thing....damn public!
Why do blacklights look purple? because purple rocks, and it looks much cooler than green ever would 😆
Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni? 😆😆😆everything...yankee doodle was a man that liked repetition 😆😆😆
Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? people are just stupid and its a reflex...what can ya do...i just open my arms and welcome the rain 😃
How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? 😆😆😆...God forgives if you steal his work, but not other things 😆😆😆
Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? see...not all computer geeks are smart 😉
If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? first of all physically impossible, if you got close enough...you would burn and melt to death...see...i know about the core of the earth...i paid attention in geography class 😳😳😳
If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? nope...the whole isnt big enough to let snot out...now if for some reason your nose ring i a bar or something like that...then we got issues 😉...😆😆😆
Isn't it weird that if you rearrange the word "teacher" you get "cheater"? coinsidence...i think not! 😛
How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk? cuz many people think they can sing but they cant...so they use the higher voice to make it seem like they can...sad really...the idol rejects know...it doesnt work 😆😆😆
How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it? who knows...many people really do swallow the gum...then it takes 7yrs to digest 😕😕
If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap? yep yep...just ask the manager of the holy bathroom 😆
You know the saying "throw ya hands in the air like ya don't care"? why bother doing that if you dont care? its part of the dance...just go with it
Why is there no pine or apple in pineapple? again...some old fogie trying to pass time 😉
If "Fantasy Island" really granted wishes, why wasn't Tattoo 6'6" ? 😕😕😕...uh...what
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date? aare yaar...samja karo...its not just plain water...its mixed with so many things...the less u know the better 😕
If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out? 😆😆😆...yep..i think so 😉
Can bald people get a hair line fracture? sure why not...lets not kill their spirits all the way now 😛😛
Why do they put holes in crackers? ventilation 😉
How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings? not really...because in real life there are two bells...one dismisses class, and u have to be in class b4 the second/tardy bell rings...dont remind me yaar...7rs of that crap 😡😡😡
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse? really...ive only heard it used in terms of the second translation 😊
If all of ACME's products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them? he is desi...the product sucks but its cheap...so u keep going back 😉
Why do "cool" and "hot" mean the same thing? this concept was brought up by some blond bimbo cheerleader...im sure 😉
If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach? 😆...try it and let me know will ya 😉
Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread? it doesnt really...i like my sandwiches cut vertically, not diagonally 😳
Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off? no because any never ending on it isnt directly attached to the babies body...only the chord is attached not the nerves 😆😆😆
Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"? sure...why not...he's your child 😉😉
Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? color is just the dye that disappears magically 😛😛
If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads? yes...ek and doh 😆
Why can't liquor freeze? dont know...im not a drinker 😉
If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down? both 😉
How come they don't add the time that we are in our mom's to our age? who knows...but why complain...this way we r younger 😳
Why do people squint their eyes when they can't see? Wouldn't that just make it less space to see out of? yes but it focuses the picture...dont make fun...i do it all the time 😳😳
What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack? 😆😆...as the geeks that play with it all the time 😉
Who was in the kitchen with Dina? Enna, Meena and Dika 😉
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"? we dont...for us...its free 😃😃
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it? im a muslim...no idea what so ever 😆😆
How old does something have to be to become an antique? 100 at least 😉
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework? nope! good excuse! 😃😃😃
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? oh no...not this again...discussed this in my philosophy class...dont ask why 😕😕😕
Do babies produce more spit than adults? well they do drool more 😕
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes? because they are fried potatoes...the potato is the veggie, not the fried ones 😆😆😆...that is just a culinary master piece 😉
Do cows have calf muscles? uh huh...they totally do...😆
Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not? dont know what shampoo u use but my shampoo isnt clear 😕😕😕
If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players? one and a half 😉
If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke? the question is why would they have karaoke in the first place 😕😕😕
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets? to make the seller think the better one is the prettier more expensive one
If you died with braces on would they take them off? not unless the family asked for them too 😉
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? yep...that is the point...right 😕
Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time? nope...unless they are a giraffe 😉
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters? joey is just cuter 😉
If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself? hire a pastor
Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot? at anything that makes you turn on a fan 😉
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread? cuz we like the meat and not the carbs 😆
Why is it that whenever you sing to the radio, your voice is higher? Even when you have a low voice? repeat question...sort of...check above 😉
How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown? because no kid wants a nasty brown animal 😕
Have ex-punsters been expunged? what...come again 😉
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional? yes
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed? yes...thats why they are ex
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted? yes
Have ex-bankers become disinterested? yes
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs? yes...they are called owners 😉
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? cuz then the plane would never take off 😉
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water? yep...the rule is the same...just vice-versa 😆
Can fat people go skinny-dipping? lets hope not 😉
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"? 😆
Would a fly without wings be called a walk? yes
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? 🤢🤢🤢...
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? 😆
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards? 😆
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission? 😕
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream? 😆😆
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape? what...😕
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long? stupid person with nothing better to do came up with it 😕
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? yes 😆
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto? most owners are bigger than their dog...unless you are snow whites 7 dwarfs 😆😆😆
Why is it, whether you sit up or sit down, the result is the same? secret 😉
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? scary thought 😕
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? helps you focus 😉
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor? good question...lets change that practice...
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC? omg...psychology flash back
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light? 😕
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one? just like it a pair of pants and u only have one 😆
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after? 😕
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?😆
ok this took forever, and now im wiped..😕😕
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