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Awwwwwwwwwww no one is even roasting hinnuuuu😔 BUTTTTTTTT have no fear when JK is here😆 achha here ya go answer these HIGHLY INTELACTUAL questions of mine ASAP😃 and njoy!!!!!!

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

How did a fool and his money get together?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

wow how do you do that its so coool your the greatest i understood the whole thing you rock

@ Jot: NO ONE 😳 oye imma *slappppppppppp* ju so bad man 😆 i am grilling herrrrrrrrr 😛 blind batttttttt 😆 😆 😆

@ Hinnu: dnt worry abt the otha 34 lol....theres plenty more questions to come 😳

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Don't worry abt me Hinnu..do this

1. Why do people smell of BO?They dont shower

2. How many hours are there in a week?24x7

3. U ever been to a music concert?not exsactly a concert no

4. Why don't pigs fly?Theyre too big and ugly

5. Do these serials corrupt people's heads?not mine i dunno abt others

6. Do you ever leave jobs incomplete?yeah if someone else does the rest for me lol

7. Walking or driving?i dont driveee

8. Lexus or Audi?whats that?

9. What side of the road do people in the UK drive?both sides haha theyre wak

10. What time is it in the UK? rite now its 3:10p,m

11. Have you ever had snowball fights?yuppp

12. When is the next world cup?im not interested. 2012?

13. Europe or Asia?

14.What is LOVE AT FIRST SIGHTthere is no such thinggg...its called Attraction okay?

15.Is there even such a thing called Love At First Sight?ofcourse nottt...unless its an actor

16.Which character in the movie Bend It Like Beckham would you like to play?none

17.How much do you swear not much only on msn lol

18.Do you get irritated quickly?yesh

19. Fill in the blanks here:

20. A library is a place where you....eat your food

21.University is where you..hab fun wit m8sss

22. Home is where..........you belong

23. A computer/laptop is...bullettt

24. What day is it today?tuesday

25. What year are we in2008

26. Whats the time mr wolf??DINNER TIME MWAHAHAHA

27. Are your fingers hurting yet?no

28. Do you want more questions?no

29. Do you like cheeky people?yeah cozz me is one of em

30. Why does it matter what society thinks?it doesnt!

31.How old do you feel?5

32. How old do you act5

33. Where would we be if there wasn't any internet?ummm watching tv

34. How did you join IF. I mean how did you find out about it?googled Eijaz khan and tadaaa

35. Are these questions irritating now?abit

36. Nah, I think you ain't had enough yet Have you?ok

37. Whats your star sign?pisces

38. Do you believe in horoscopes?no but sometimes they are true :o

39. Are women better than menyes we are

40. How do you make rice?my mummy makes it

41.Why don't men know how to cook?lazy pigs

42. Do you think some boys are "wannabes"yuppp

43. Design an outfit for people on IF..Pick clothes for them, say why you would think they should wear that and what it shows about their personalityanisha shud wear nothing coz shes besharammmm and poor

44. Why do people dream, when they know its not gona be trueit makes them happy

45. What do girls mean when they say they don't wanna get marrieddit means they havent found the right one yet ;)

46. Whats your favourite name?Mahek

47. Why do people say they have an ambition "to become the perfect human being" when they know its not gona happenthey wishhh

48. Whats your favourite song at the moment?Deewana by alyssia

49. How many more questions do u want?one

50. Whose the guy in my last siggy?some minger

51.Do you like snowyeppp

52. Associate characters from Bend It Like Beckham with friends on IFi havent seen that crap movieee

53. Do u like jigsaw puzzles?no

54. Who was ur last PM fromummm i think Pri

55. Why is the Earth round?so ppl dont fall off the sides

56. Whats your mood at the moment?boredd

57. Whats ur favourite brand name for what?

58. Where are you gona go or what r u gona do after you completed thesedo Jots questionzz sigh questions?

59. Do you like iPods?yeah

60. Describe the world in 10 years time.wakkk

61.What do you think of arranged marriages?if you believe in them then they can work out otherwise they dont :)

62. Whose the PM of Britain.tony blair i finkkk lol

63. Windows media player or Real player?media

64. Whats the biggest city in England.Londonnn

65. Shall I stop?yh

66. What is a "chick flick" when u flick a chick LOL :D

thank u for da boring questionsss

Originally posted by: JK_5

Awwwwwwwwwww no one is even roasting hinnuuuu😔 BUTTTTTTTT have no fear when JK is here😆 achha here ya go answer these HIGHLY INTELACTUAL questions of mine ASAP😃 and njoy!!!!!!

Why is it that when someone tells you that there's billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there's wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?Coz u cant count the stars

How can there be self-help "groups"?They help eachother?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?lmao dogs are crazyyy

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?coz ppl are show offs

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?human

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onet?y one?why would it

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?Theyre hands

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?To help usss

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?hmmm good question

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. hawwww bad bad jot

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?what?

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?no

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?no it means they dont get it

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?ummm yh

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?coz it aint trueee

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?show it chocolate

What was the best thing before sliced bread?ice cream

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?no

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?yep

How did the man who invented cottage cheese know he was done?coz it tasted nice

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?so u buy it quickly

How did a fool and his money get together?the money walked to the fool

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?failed miserably

Can you get cavities in your dentures from using too much artificial sweetner?yh

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?yoursss

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?hawwww

thankoo for da questions jotty motty!:D

Originally posted by: angel4lyfe

wow how do you do that its so coool your the greatest i understood the whole thing you rock

who u talking to lol

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

@ Jot: NO ONE 😳 oye imma *slappppppppppp* ju so bad man 😆 i am grilling herrrrrrrrr 😛 blind batttttttt 😆 😆 😆

@ Hinnu: dnt worry abt the otha 34 lol....theres plenty more questions to come 😳

ok kool

😆😆I'm being serious here, I would never want to become the GOTW in this section, the questions would do my head in!

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