~*~...:::Guru of the Week :::...~*~ - Page 4

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

hawwww weeeeetabixxx 🤣 did ur breath smell afta 🤣 😛 i cud smell it where i live man...*sniffs* 😛

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oye mannnnnnnn i didnt even answer them alll uffff... 😆 😆 get cracking lol

haha...I'm here now!! haha..I'm gna give you something easy for now😈

Here Are Some Riddles/Questions?

11.
What can't be used unless broken?
Answer:

12.
What makes opening piano so hard?
Answer:

13.
What two words contain thousands of letters?
Answer:

14.
What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?
Answer:

15.
What has nothing but a head and a tail?
Answer:

16.
Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?
Answer:

17.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?
Answer:

18.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
Answer:

19.
Why should we never ask balloons for advice?
@
Answer:

20.
What has three hands but only one face?
Answer:

21.
Which can move faster, heat of cold?
Answer:

22.
What weather do mice and rats fear?
Answer:

23.
Who always drives his customers away?
Answer:

24.
Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?
Answer:

25.
Why did banker keep looking up at the sky?
Answer:

26.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer:

27.
Why is the letter E so important?
Answer:

28.
Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?
Answer:

29.
What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
Answer:

30.
What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?
Answer:

31.
Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?
Answer:

32.
Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?
Answer:

33.
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
Answer:

34.
What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?
Answer:

35.
What is higher without a head than with a head?
Answer:

36.
When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?
Answer:

37.
Where can you always find money?
Answer:

38.
"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?
Answer:

39.
Why do fish live in water?
Answer:

40.
What kind of party do prisoners like?
Answer:

41.
Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?
Answer:

42.
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
Answer:

43.
Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
Answer:

44.
What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?
Answer:

45.
What will make more noise in your house than a dog?

~ Enjoy More Later 😃 Luv U babes😆😆😆

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^ you wait..calling my mean and dumb..I'm gna grill you so much and you better answer ALL OF THEM!!

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Originally posted by: ~sukhi~

oye mannnnnnnn i didnt even answer them alll uffff... 😆 😆 get cracking lol

i did chachu:( meherbaani karo mera peecha choro!

Originally posted by: ~Ouma*n*Ranbir~

haha...I'm here now!! haha..I'm gna give you something easy for now😈

Here Are Some Riddles/Questions?

11.
What can't be used unless broken?
Answer: my heart </3

12.
What makes opening piano so hard?
Answer: ur big ass sitting on it

13.
What two words contain thousands of letters?
Answer: oumaoumaoumaoumaoumaoumaouma oumaoumaoumaouma

14.
What do you get if you cross stereo and fridge?
Answer: some new invention =/

15.
What has nothing but a head and a tail?
Answer: YOU....joking....a coin...lol....or a....ahem theres kdis on ehre ill tell u on msn 🤣

16.
Why is 10 x 10 = 1000 like your left eye?
Answer: its not

17.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?
Answer: im bigger den u!

18.
How do we know the ocean is friendly?
Answer: coz it ate Ouma uppp

19.
Why should we never ask balloons for advice?
@
Answer: Theyre brainless like Ouma! ;)

20.
What has three hands but only one face?
Answer: ouma

21.
Which can move faster, heat of cold?
Answer: cold

22.
What weather do mice and rats fear?
Answer: winter

23.
Who always drives his customers away?
Answer: Oumas man

24.
Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?
Answer: poor friend

25.
Why did banker keep looking up at the sky?
Answer: he was thanking Godthat ouma disappeared

26.
What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer: mississippi

27.
Why is the letter E so important?
Answer: its the most common letter

28.
Why is the letter R absolutely necessary to friendship?
Answer: coz it comes after the F :D

29.
What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades?
Answer: that he must be related to Ouma🤣

30.
What has four fingers and a thumb but no flesh and bone?
Answer: a skeleton

31.
Who goes around all day in a car with his bag full of money?
Answer: meeee

32.
Lucky Mouse fell of a 1000-step stair and was not hurt. Why?
Answer: because he was lucky

33.
Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? moi
Answer:

34.
What do your drop when you need it and take back when you don't?
Answer: a clueee

35.
What is higher without a head than with a head?
Answer: ouma

36.
When can you have something and nothing at the same time in your pocket?
Answer: when ur pocket is full of crap

37.
Where can you always find money?
Answer: in my purse

38.
"Railroad crossing, look out for the cars." Can you spell it without any R's?
Answer: nope

39.
Why do fish live in water?
Answer: cozzzzz they lvoe swimming

40.
What kind of party do prisoners like?
Answer: labour parrty

41.
Which has more legs, a cow or no cow?
Answer: no cow

42.
What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?
Answer: ur ass

43.
Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
Answer: theyre ummm weird

44.
What word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?
Answer: wrong

45.
What will make more noise in your house than a dog? Oumaaaa

~ Enjoy More Later 😃 Luv U babes😆😆😆

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wow they were very easy!:D

Originally posted by: ~Ouma*n*Ranbir~

^ you wait..calling my mean and dumb..I'm gna grill you so much and you better answer ALL OF THEM!!

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hawwww come on be nice to me if u want me to leave ranbir alone

Originally posted by: MrsRanbirKapoor

anisha ki bachiiiiii.....u watch when ur turn comes!!

aite thanx for answering..plenty more where they came from 😆😛😳

congratss.....dear...... 👏 👏 i guessed u 1st.. 😆 😆

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

she chats crapppp 😆 😆 😆

ur a liarrrrrr
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