~*~...:::Guru of the Week :::...~*~ - Page 8

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

Dont u jus feel like going

no

418. What if someone told u to shut up 😆

i dont listen to ppl

419. Did u dread coming online today?

nope

420. Why r u still alive

coz life suxxx

421. is this u on the treadmill 😆

no

422. Am I bored yet?

no

423. R u bored yet?

yes

424. Will this be u in 10 years time

no 😆

425. Whats the time.

4:50pm

426. This is ur state isn't it? 😆

no

427. Do you like Beedi from Omkara?

no

428. Anisha - 😆 =s trange

Do you love English?

no i like it not love :)

459. Why do people love you 😆

do they? awwwww im touched

Is this you

maybe

466. Do you like these emoticons?

no

467. Anshu - =sane anshi

468. Did you like that emoticon??yes

469. Shall I shulupppppp? 😃

yh

470. Am I

hmmm

471. Who do these remind you of?

uu

One word that comes to mind when I say punch

boxing 😆

Originally posted by: CINDRELLA

Congo dear
mine is a simple q this time for u?
Ina about 75-100 words describe u'r self😉😆

17. what was the last paper you wrote about?

18. Whats your GPA? is it close to the north or south pole?😃

19. Who is your idol? why?

20. do you get along with your siblings? and why?

21. are you bossy?

22. are you easy to anger?

23. What is your favorite festival?why?😳😆

[chorified from nrasheed]

Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

no u do it u BHESSSSSSSSS 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: ~Ouma*n*Ranbir~

😆😆I'm being serious here, I would never want to become the GOTW in this section, the questions would do my head in!

Some More Riddles


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Q: Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
A: to see the speed of water
Q: Why did the man throw the butter out the window?
A: ohh i knew this one but dont remember :(

Q: Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
A: to save time?


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Q: What has two hands and a face, but no arms and legs?
A: a clock rite?
Q: What has a neck, but no head?
A: a headless person lol

Q: Where is the ocean the deepest?
A: the toppp


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Q: Why did the man throw his watch out of the window?
A:coz time flies...random haha ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What State in the United States is High in the middle and round at the ends?
A:ohhhh i know dis oneeee....Ohio ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
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Q: How do you spell mousetrap?
A:like u spelt it ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
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Q: How many people are buried in that cemetery?
A: which cemetary?
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Q: What can't be used until it's broken?
A: my heart</3
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Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over?
A:i know dis one too....Newspaper! ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: How do you know when a motorcycle policeman is happy?
A:Hes smiling ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What did zero say to eight?
A: um Hi?

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Q: What did number 1 say to 7?
A:hello ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
In the alphabet...
Q: Which is the most self-centered letter of the alphabet?
A: p




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Q: Which letter is not me?
A:u ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What letter can do the work in one day that you can do in two days?
A: b?
Q: Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
A: coz why would we when its to find the north pole....so if were alredy there why do we need a compass....i dunno lol


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Q: Why is the A like a flower?
A:coz the B is after it? ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
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Q: "What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?"
A:C ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: "What letter of the alphabet is always waiting in order?"
A:P? no wait its Q ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
A: something weird lol
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Q: What is as big as a horse but doesn't weigh anything?
A:u hehe jk ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q. Why was the hearse horse hoarse?
A.huh? coz it was a horseeee.. ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Why are man with pierced ears better suited for marriage?
A:coz they have ess wax in their ears so they can hear us :D ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?
A:Teapot? ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Do you know why birds fly to south in the winter?
A:Is it coz theres less wind or sumthin =/ ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Why do birds fly south in the fall?
A:same answer as above ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Which letters do Tuesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday have in common?
A:d a y ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------

Q: What are the 3 important rings in life?
A: haha i ehard this in a movieee....engagemtn ring, wedding ring and suffering :)


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Q: Which room has no doors, no windows.
A:i dunno ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What gets wetter as it dries?
A:i know dis one...towel ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: A man rode into town on Tuesday. Two days later he rode home on Tuesday. How is this possible?
A: i know dis one too....the Horse or whatever he woz riding on woz called Tuesday :)
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
A:dunnooo u tell me poumzy ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: A father and his son were in a car accident. The father died. The son was taken to the hospital. The doctor came in and said: I can't do surgery on him, because he's my son. Who was the doctor?
A: God? or his mother



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Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: i dunno
Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: coz it wanted to go reddd


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Q: What are the two strongest days of the week?
A: saturday and sunday
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Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?
A:til the middle of it ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What do you call a bear without an "ear"?
A:b ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A:cold ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------

If you are doing a discussion about space, then students will like this one.
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
A: oii poumzy i aint ur student lol


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Q: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and a calf's mother?
A:dunno ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can't find his car?
A:blind ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What's the difference between electricity and lightening?
A:lightening is faster ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
This riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on occupations.
Q: What's the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?
A: but ur nt teachin me poumzyyy


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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: ahem haha ill tewl you on msnnn :P
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Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A:dunno ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A:coz it was readyyyy ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A:i dun remember ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A:i dun fink sooo ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: multi talented
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: same as abive
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: dumb


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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A:i know this one....fshhhhh....saw it on a chocolate bar ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?
A: nothing
Q: What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?
A: selfish

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Q: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?
A:the teacher woz kidnapped ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q. What's a minimum?
A.??
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Q:Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A:i wish it cud :( ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?
A:chaos ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q:What's got a head and a tail, but no body?
A: coin
Q:What's got a wave but no sea?
A: ummm loads of fings...brain?

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Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?
A:hmmm ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?
A:good question ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A:hiii peepsss ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------
Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: hmmm
Q: What do cows like to read?
A" cow language

Q: What is the longest word?
A: missisipi



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Q: What's the longest word in the English language?
A: u just asked

Enjoy More Later

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Originally posted by: *VaVaVoom14*

nahhhhhhhhh its ur MOTW so u do it 😳 😆 😡