Thoda haste hai.... part 9 - Page 2

Santa: Aap to kehte the ki subah subah khelne se sehat acchchi rehti hai... par mujhe to koi fark nahi pada

Dr. : Tum kaunsa game khelte ho?

Santa: Mobile pe saanp wala

Ek raat 2 baje tez barish me Santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kiya aur pucha "Dhakka laga doge kya? plz"

Admi neend me tha, isliye mana kar ke andar chala gaya, but use guilty feel hua
usne socha, barish me koi meri help na karta to?!

Admi utha aur bahar jakar bola, Santa, kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakke ki jarurat hai?

Aawaz aayi. Haan'

Thik hai, par tum ho kaha?

Santa bola, Yaha Garden me jhule par!

Santa: name diff types of cheese

Banta: Gouda ...feta...bekhudhi ...mozzarella ...

Santa: wait a minute ...what's bekhudhi ???

Banta: hosh waalon ko khabarr kya bekhudhi kya cheese hai.

Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha

Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.

Aadmi gusse se jhunjhla kar bola: "Seat pe kya, mera sir par hi baith ja"

Santa: Nahin Uncle, Main yahin theek hoon, waha se fisalne ka darr hai

Originally posted by: Swatishubh