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Hello Peeps.. 😃 I am here with my jokes... Pls do laugh hard..😛 enjoy..
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect".😉😆
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There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road. The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control. Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff. They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but otherwise unharmed. The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee, have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement, develop a solution." The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it." The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again." 👍🏼😆
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One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car. All of a sudden, the car broke down. The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke." The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas." The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system." All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?" The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
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Here are some Education related songs:
SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.
TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali.
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam.
SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.
ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.
RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.
PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage...😆
SCHOOL-Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala.
TUTION-Idhar chali mai udhar chali.
MATHS-Ajeeb dastan h yeh,kaha suru kha khatam.
SCIENCE-Aa khusi se kudkushi karle.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon yaaro.
ECONOMICS-Q paisa paisa karti h,paise pe Q tu marti h
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati H.
RSLT-Jiya dharak dharak jaye.
PASS-Aj mai upar asman niche.
FAIL-Jag suna suna lage...😆
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Doctor: I have some bad news and some
very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me
the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test
results. They said you have 24 hours
to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!
WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you
since yesterday. 😭😆
very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me
the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test
results. They said you have 24 hours
to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible!
WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you
since yesterday. 😭😆
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