A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"
After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." 😆
The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.
The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.
They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.
The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle.
The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know." 😆
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! 😕
Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now!
Boy:Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesn't mean that i cant look at MENU . 😛😆
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know that?
Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..! 😆
Dear Dad,
No Money, No fun.
Your Son.
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His Father Replied:
So Sad, Very Bad!
Your Dad 😃😆
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Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing, Bcoz .
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Laptop replied: "TOO SMALL "... 😆😆
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: It is the past tense of course. 😉😆
Bablu: You are so lucky! I was stuck on an Escalator for 30 mins due to power failure ! 😆
CID
