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Posted: 11 years ago
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Ellow peeps.. Here i am with one more therapy..😃 hope ..u laugh hard...😉
*****

A teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.

After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." 😆

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The new family in the neighborhood overslept and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.

The father, though late for work himself, had to drive her. Since he did not know the way, he said that she would have to direct him to the school.

They rode several blocks before she told him to turn the first time, several more before she indicated another turn. This went on for 20 minutes - but when they finally reached the school, it proved to be only a short distance from their home.

The father, much annoyed, asked his daughter why she'd led him around in such a circle.

The child explained, "That's the way the school bus goes, Daddy. It's the only way I know." 😆

*****
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables! 😕
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Aftr engagemnt!
Girl:Now stop looking at girls, u r commited now!

Boy:Oho what do u mean, if i m on diet, that doesn't mean that i cant look at MENU . 😛😆

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Girl : What are you doing ?
Boy : killing mosquitoes
Girl : how many did you killed?
Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!
Girl : how did you know that?

Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..! 😆
*****
A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel:
Dear Dad,
No Money, No fun.
Your Son.
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His Father Replied:
So Sad, Very Bad!
Your Dad 😃😆
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Girlfriend setting password for her laptop with boyfriend sitting beside her.. .
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. She types "BRAIN" as password
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Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing, Bcoz .
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Laptop replied: "TOO SMALL "... 😆😆
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It Is The Past Tense Of Course.
A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:
When I say "I am beautiful", which tense is it?
One pupil answered: It is the past tense of course. 😉😆
*****
Bantu : Do you know? I was stuck in an Elevator for 10 mins due to power failure
Bablu: You are so lucky! I was stuck on an Escalator for 30 mins due to power failure !
😆
*****
Pls add more...😊

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Posted: 11 years ago
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Bahut Dino ke baad me first
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Had a good laugh...the brain joke was really cool
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Originally posted by: -deepali17-

Bahut Dino ke baad me first

congrats... 😃 ye lijiye.. 😉
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ok..😊
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Originally posted by: Vidishaa

Had a good laugh...the brain joke was really cool

Thx..vidishaa 😊..
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Too good Heena .. Loved them all ..

Great laugh after long
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Originally posted by: rrdsu


congrats... 😃 ye lijiye.. 😉



OMG .. I am dead and in heaven 😉
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My add ons

Santa ne Live Radio Station call ki: Hello... ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: Ji Haan, boliye.

Santa: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

RJ: J Haan.

Santa: Yani ghar mein jo meri biwi Radio sun rahi hai... wo bhi sun rahi hogi..??

RJ (Gusse mein): Haaan bhai haan..!!!

Santa: Hello Jeeto! Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai toh jaldi se Motor chala de... Main oopar chhat par toilet mein hoon aur tanki mein Paani khatam ho gaya hai...!!!


Santa applied for the job of night security guard at the factory.

The boss looked him over carefully.

"The sort of person we need for this job," said the boss finally, "is tough fearless, aggressive, suspicious, distrustful, always on the lookout for trouble and constantly ready to flare into violence. Quite frankly, you don't seem to fit the bill.

"Oh. that is all right," explained Santa. "I HAVE ONLY COME TO APPLY FOR THE JOB ON BEHALF OF MY WIFE."
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Heena. Heena.. where are you?
Ok I am off now... Will come back to make this pinky..

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