Thoda Haste hai Part-3 - Page 5

Originally posted by: lee_Ashni

Much needed hilarious post Heena. Thoda haske achha laga😆😆😆

Teacher - Bus ke driver aur conductor me kya fark hota hai ?

Originally posted by: s_danger

Aunty can I add?

Santa apna weight reduce karne ke liye ek trainer se ja mila. Trainer ne use bola, "if you run 3 kms for 8 days, you will reduce 5 kgs..."

After 8 days Santa called his trainer and told him that he had reduced 20 kgs. The trainer was very happy. Then Santa said: but there is a problem...

"Spell it out"

"I am 24 kms away from home!"

Originally posted by: parmarA

Teri zeel se aankhome doob jane ko jee chahta hai

Lekin kya kare tera yeh bada chashma beech me aata hai

Hillarious jokes Heena

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Thanks for the new thread Heena.. 😃

Nice jokes.. laughed so much... 😆

Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
kyunki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"

Originally posted by: bawaswift

Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 Din bad jung shru ho gai
santa ki topi per goli lagi
santa ne hathyar phenk kar bola
Akalmand ke liye ishara kafi hai

Originally posted by: bawaswift